I like the fact that the news anchor won't even admit that the world is getting warmer. Like it is some sort of trap. Does he not hear about the glaciers melting in Greenland or paths in the northern ice cap being accessible for one of the first times ever in recorded history? You can stomp your feet all you want about how climate models are wrong/complicated or that it is man made or due to solar regulations. However, I don't think you can deny the world is getting warmer, it's called a thermometer and a pencil and paper for note taking.

*orders a box of thermometers*
Soon the world shall know the wrath of my quicksilver chicken army.

@Lawdeedaw,
Just a few points now that I have the time...

1) Not that it's a big deal, but I'm definitely male (or at least so my wife believes). I know the avatar is a bit misleading, but I liked the image.

2) I wondered after I posted if I had missed your point, but then again, I'm -still- not really sure what your point is. Outliers simply don't demonstrate that statistics are skewed. Showing errors in the studies do that. Outliers just prove what anyone with any knowledge of statistics already knows; statistics are not true of all of the population. They don't claim to be, they simply allow us to look at trends and general cases. If they were always true, we wouldn't need a statistical analysis, we'd simply state the fact.

3) The value of statistics aren't necessarily measured by how much new information they reveal. The
fact that things haven't changed is still valuable information. Just like a thermometer won't change anyone's opinion on whether the room is too hot or too cold...it just gives you an objective measurement. Opinions and perspectives are subjective; which is a horse of a completely different color.

Stick the thermometer right up its Keester and break it off.

>> ^jimnms:

It says it melts at 86°F, so why didn't it melt in his hand? I just used an IR thermometer on my fingers and get 90°F.


It probably would do if he held it for long enough. When you pick an ice cube up it doesn't instantly all turn to water does it, and that's with your fingers 58°F warmer than the melting point of water. The the gallium you'd be barely above the melting point, so heat transfer would be a lot slower and it wouldn't melt, particularly if it was straight out of the fridge.

It says it melts at 86°F, so why didn't it melt in his hand? I just used an IR thermometer on my fingers and get 90°F.

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>> ^entr0py:

>> ^ForgedReality:
No, seriously, where can I get one of those thermometers?

Why not just get one that works wherever you happen to put it?
Vic
ks SpeedRead Digital Thermometer (Oral, Rectal, Under Arm)


Because I don't associate those with tits. Advertisers need to start being THIS creative.

>> ^ForgedReality:

No, seriously, where can I get one of those thermometers?


Why not just get one that works wherever you happen to put it?

Vicks SpeedRead Digital Thermometer (Oral, Rectal, Under Arm)

No, seriously, where can I get one of those thermometers?

For a more accurate reading she can use my "meat thermometer" which is slang...

Your video, Have you seen underarm thermometers, because I sure haven't, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

I thought femmeballs was pretty good too.>> ^Fusionaut:

But I really liked the word "womounds.">> ^xxovercastxx:
Unfortunately you didn't include anything relevant in your tags, so I've... um... uh...
boobies.
Oh, right! So I trimmed them and added some descriptors.

But I really liked the word "womounds.">> ^xxovercastxx:

Unfortunately you didn't include anything relevant in your tags, so I've... um... uh...
boobies.
Oh, right! So I trimmed them and added some descriptors.

Yeah, those thermometers are great! Where do I buy them? I've already watched this video like ten times trying to figure out where to get them.>> ^MaxWilder:

Wow, those are nice.