I have three words for you all:
Leisure Suit Larry. The original. On an Apple IIe.

They gave her like three words in Japanese to say and she still managed to make them pretty much unrecognizable.

"...leftists, intellectuals, and communists..."

Funny how those three words keep popping up together.

I picked this game up on a trial once, and here's how the tutorial/introduction welcomed me to the game:

Welcome to EVE! There's a small asteroid over there, go and mine it, you might find some stuff!
*i mine the asteroid*
Well done, you have mined the asteroid! Now you have minerals which you can sell. By choosing the right place to sell the minerals you may have to travel further but you will maximise your profits! Try and find more asteroids to mine, you can make more money and buy a bigger ship that will carry more minerals!
*me repeatedly spamming alt-f4*

That was the best this game had to offer me at the time i gave it a try. An endless loop of mining/selling minerals to buy a BIGGER SHIP!!!!! .......to sell more minerals with. Genuinely, that was what i was greeted with and that's what the game suggested to me, it was many years ago, perhaps the introduction is a lot more enticing these days.

And don't get me wrong, i played everquest from the day it started, the learning curve/difficulty in that game was hard as shit, but it drew me in, and that's something EVE has completely failed to do with me.

Boring, boring and boring are the three words i'd use to describe my experiences with EVE, and if a game doesn't snag your interest, it doesn't matter if it turns into HL1, HL2, quake, duke nuken forever and duke nukem 3d all wrapped into one, cos you'll never play it enough to get to that point. It's got to make you want to play.

Also, as a coincidence, i played in a TF2 clan with a guy called "lofty", who perpetrated one of the biggest ever EVE scams (so i was told) that pretty much every EVE player knows about. It was big enough to affect the whole game, iirc.

My response to every one of those hilarious quotes-

Three words: The Dark Tower.

'Nuff said.

Wait, Bill O is whining about “media corruption”?
Hey, Bill. Ive got three words for you:

Paris Business Review

Three words:

Okay, I'm done.

From Georgia here - I think I only heard three words that didn't sound "normal" to me, so yeah, she did a pretty good job! And yes Faceman, there is a standard accent that is used by newscasters. I made a conscious effort growing up to not get a Southern accent so unless I'm around my family from Alabama, I speak with a standard one.

Holden's answers today represented something that has unfortunately become all too foreign for us. Feingold put it best when he said that with three words - Waterbording is torture - Holden changed the world.

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BUT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVGrgZoiD98


Yikes!

I'm still not sure what to think.

GET ALONG, MUTHAFUCKAAS!

Three words, all Obama needs to say.

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>> ^MINK:
farhad i tried to read what you wrote but it was all just bla bla bla
can you reduce it to a three word slogan that i can feel in my gut?


Hamas: sexual frustration

This may sound over the top, but there needs to be less war, less burqas and hajibs, less gender segregated buses and synagogues in Israel and a whole lot more fucking all around.

At the heart of mideast violence is sexual repression and frustration.

farhad i tried to read what you wrote but it was all just bla bla bla

can you reduce it to a three word slogan that i can feel in my gut?

I have three words for Tommy:

Suck. On. This.

(google it)

hehe, dont muff with the Vader or you get the choke. Three words why The Empire would kick ass all over the Enterprise: commence primary ignition

>> ^harry:
Why was this made?


via http://www.davidbearle.com/nothing.html:

"This short film flips back on itself. At exactly the midway point, the film begins to run backwards, and the sound repeats itself backwards with it. The character (Lea Porsager), speaks the three words backwards as the film goes forwards, so that they can be deciphered at the end of the film when they are played backwards.

When looped, there is no actual beginning or end, and no real sense of where the beginning and end actually are.

This piece was inspired by a personal paradoxical desire for empirical proof that there is nothing on the 'other' side of life.

I wanted to blur the distinction between the two states, and to state the paradox by showing someone who is coming back from life (or death), and denies its existence, thereby fulfilling the paradox."