Step right up to the pedo-machine. Win fabulous prizes such as this teddy bear, a Tigger or a little girl! All for the low low price of 1 dollar. Step right up!

*MUNCH MUNCH*

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YAY ENOCH-TURNAL EMISSION!


thanks dude...i love teethy teddy bears...

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
YAY ENOCH-TURNAL EMISSION!


thanks dude...i love teethy teddy bears...

thanks for your support man.
that poem is....intimate..to me.
i am an utter hack,but one who cant stop doing what i do.
and what julie did for me really touched me.
she took a meh piece of work and made it so much better.
i am grateful for having people like that in my life,
and you..ya big toothy teddy bear.
thank you very much.

>> ^potchi79:
Tried to delay upvoting until the end.. Nope, had to upvote at the teddy bear. Was not disappointed.


That's what SHE said!

Tried to delay upvoting until the end.. Nope, had to upvote at the teddy bear. Was not disappointed.

burdturglar, your name sums you up. (turdburglar..jeez,highly imaginative, as imaginative and intelligent as one would expect from the name).I have no time for you, but for the benefit of others. Where are the athiest extremists? How many "religions" are currently engaged in the kind of single minded barbarity attributed to muslims? As for the "moderate" muslims happily getting on with their lives; Well, the "moderates" are on the streets calling for the death of cartoonists commentators authors or even people who name a teddy bear after their leader, all at the behest of their mullahs.Why? fear. These are the moderates that, just yesterday, condoned the halving of a mans sentence to 7 years after he shot his 15 year old sister dead. Her crime? She was raped and lost the family honour. Moderates? what moderates. If the extremists succeed i doubt the moderates will save you..As i said, wake up.

That guy asked for 1 lip ring and a teddy bear on his neck.. look what he got.

"We weren't at war with them."

Oh, no, we just keep the corrupt and sadistically backwards Saudi's propped up in power, we destroyed Iraq with sanctions spanning ten years which caused the deaths of hundreds of thousands of children, and we pat Israel on the back every time it kills a Palestinian.

Yeah, we're the world's big cuddly teddy bear.

>> ^grinter:
yeah, a little better. Try and alpaca teddy bear. I highly recommend them. I think the only thing softer would be sea otter.


Vicuña is softer, I believe. Peruvian camelids, they've never been domesticated. The high price of the wool ($1500-3000/yd) comes from the fact that they live up in the Andes and can only be shorn once every three or four years.

yeah, a little better. Try and alpaca teddy bear. I highly recommend them. I think the only thing softer would be sea otter.

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Ep4 was where we learnt why C3PO was such a tool ... he was built by George Lucas.

Star Wars has to be the most over rated movie series of all time. You know how bad Ep1 - Ep3 are? That's pretty much how bad Ep4 - Ep6 look if you didn't see them when you were young enough to get lost in the fantasy. Instead of Jar-Jar, you get a moon full of teddy bears - who can beat a heavily armed but apparently untrained army.

I knew someone who saw Ep1 when they were very young and he raved about it exactly like people 10 - 20 years older than me rave about Ep4 - Ep6. Thankfully, he grew out of it.

Winkie. It's about a teddy bear who comes to life and is arrested as a suspected terrorist. Soon, however, I will be reading GRE prep books.

I'd love to see profanity in TV commercials.

Try new Snuggley Soft Shit Paper™: it's the paper that softly snuggles the shit right out of your asshole. (Teddy bear covered in excrement laughs maniacally: Tee hee hee hee heeeee)