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so there will be backup....

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Who crafts the language of the law and the descriptive terminology used to codify offenders? The argument here (see out-dated scrap of guidelines) is when does your average Joe become the "exigent circumstance" and who decides what, when, who, how, and where such a circumstantial decision leading to action should be brought into play....and at that point, what action and where is the agreed-upon line drawn? The justification for a door-to-door in Boston this week did not come from the referenced, " American law of criminal procedure" which is quite possibly, a fluid, up-for-interpretation piece of horseshit.

At face value...Jack-boots in armor going door-to-door with adrenaline pumping leads to fucking chaos or police state, and, sorry men-in-black, there are better ways to looks for kooks. Fuck the po-lice and their newfangled ways of doing their half-assed assignments! The goddamn bomber would have found his own ass in 3 more hours trying to buy tampons to stick in his wounds if half the cops looking for him were on a 3-day-drunk ANYHOW!

Yeah-The fucking police violated rights and used some jihad-teen's actions and their own balls as license, don't care how the law reads.

I wonder if this is a retained/infected nasal tampon or sponge, either post-operative or from severe prior epistaxis. Acute or chronic sinusitis should not have this presentation without the presence of a foreign body.

*edit* similar to : http://youtu.be/dnIw0qdnEqs

He's the colour of a 3 week old used tampon, I can't take it seriously

Dude, the alcohol just has to get absorbed in the bloodstream. It doesn't have to go through your digestive track necessarily. And there's a crap load of blood vessels in the vagina.

>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

When I was 13. My friend's mother's boyfriend told us about how he once got shitfaced by imbibing an entire bottle of wine rectally.
He looks exactly like Quagmire from Family Guy so I don't doubt it.
However, since vaginas aren't connected to the digestive tract [normally]..
I think vodka tampons was just a clever idea to give a few dumb highschool girls inflamed, burning, possibly infected vaginas.
>> ^garmachi:
Has anyone on the sift tried this?
promote

>> ^deathcow:

last tag spoiled the joke


Fixed it. Good point.

When I was 13. My friend's mother's boyfriend told us about how he once got shitfaced by imbibing an entire bottle of wine rectally.

He looks exactly like Quagmire from Family Guy so I don't doubt it.

However, since vaginas aren't connected to the digestive tract [normally]..

I think vodka tampons was just a clever idea to give a few dumb highschool girls inflamed, burning, possibly infected vaginas.

>> ^garmachi:

Has anyone on the sift tried this?
promote

This is a very real problem:

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/2011/11/late-night-stephen-colbert-vodka-tampon.html

>> ^ponceleon:

Frankly, I'm also calling bullshit: wouldn't this BURN LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER?


If the Doctors is a reliable source...because he is a doctor but he's on TV...so that knocks him down to Dentist. Anyways he says it's real...back in 2008.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBhrpBNuB1o&feature=player_embedded

You can shove a tampon up your ass just pointing out, not going to watch video heh heh

>> ^Lawdeedaw:

Besides, everyone knows the anus is quicker.

Don't think I could hold a conversation with someone who has been known to shove alcohol soaked tampons into themselves just so they can get drunk.

If there was a kid doing this, I'd be relieved to hear they had a anal fixation and did this for more social acceptability than if they were shoving things up their ass so they could get drunk.

So recently we had the bath salts ban running through the news, idiot kids hurting themselves by snorting/whatevering bath salts. Now I guess they'll have to federally regulate tampons in addition to alcohol, something similar to how they regulate Pseudoephedrine.

Is the little string that's attached to them all like a little wick we can light to hopefully sterilize them?

Won't take many horrible things to happen for this to dissapear. Sadly


"Did you hear? Normand, Suzie's Facebook friend, used Julie's bathroom and stole all her condoms, and left a tampon in the toilet"


Or, could get a lot worse you'd imagine.