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The thought that Americans would be outraged by the idea of someone being read their miranda rights shows how far from the rule of law my country has slid. It makes me sad. <- see.

It's not just a rightwing thing either. I hate hearing Biden get on the talkshow circuit saying that KSM will get a fair trial- and then at the same time swearing that he will be convicted no matter what.

i also recommend you see graham chapman's 'looks like a brown trouser job' lecture dvd
has a few keith moon stories on it, and other similiar stuff python/chapman fans will enjoy
his talkshow appearance with a few moon stories; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fM4nR0wR0Y0

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^ He owes his existence to Conan Obrien tho. If Conan hadn't been there to do his own shit his own way, and fearlessly fall flat on his face more often than not, Fergussen's show would be just the same as Leno. Late Night talkshow was a formula, Conan -if nothing else- changed that.

An attempt to translate the lyrics. Forgive my english.
ps: Yes, it happens every day in France :-)
baby baby baby .....

first girl

je veux des plans sur la commode
(I want "plans" on the cupboard)

(understand she wants to have sex on the cupboard, play word in french with "plans sur la comète" which designate designs (dark or not) relying on unrealistics assumptions)

j'veux Tellier sur mon ipod
(I want Tellier on my ipod)
Sorry I don't know who is Tellier



je veux l'amex black de ta mere
I want your mother's Amex (card)
je veux la voiture de ton pere
(I want your father's car)


j'veux sortir avec tes potes
(I want to date your pals)
j'mettrais ma plus belle culotte
(I will wear my hottest panties)

j'veux une session un peu hot
(I want a session somewhat hot)
j'veux bien qu'tu r'gardes mais pas qu'tu p'lote
(I want you to look, but not touch) or
you may look but not touch


baby baby baby ....

2nd girl

j'veux etre dans l'top de justice
I want to be in the justice top (I don't get the meaning of this phrase, maybe just for the rhyme)

la main d' Gaspar sur ma cuisse
Gaspar's hand on my thigh


je veux compter même sans les doigts
I want to count, not only with my fingers

je veux les tiens au bon endroit
I want yours (fingers) on the right spot


je veux pas prendre les escaliers
I don't want to climb the stairways

tien c'est parfait, tu vas m'porter
well that's fine you are going to carry me

je veux que moi sur les photos
I want to see only me on the pictures (photos)

et j'veux poser pour Saint Lau
And I want to pose for Saint Lau (Yves Saint Laurent)

je veux des enfants surdoués
I want gifted children
et j'veux qu'mon chien soit diplomé
I want my dog to be qualified (graduated)

je veux ta tête sur un plateau
I want you head on a tray
and I want my by Denisot (a well known talkshow presenter in France)


3dr girl
je veux pas d' cake, j'veux de la coke
I dont' want cake I want coke (scrambled)
I don't want Kate I want Ethan Hawk

je veux sauter d'une grande échelle
I want to jump from a big ladder
and you have to cope with the rainbow

je veux des glaces choco vanille
I want chocolate/vanilla ice creams
je veux tes boules à la myrtille
I want your balls with blueberries

je veux danser comme Vanessa
I want to dance like Vanessa
j'veux voir son mec à Ibiza
I want to see her guy in Ibiza

je veux dormir quand tu te réveilles
I want to sleep when you wake up
et j'veux l'même T-shirt que Yelle
I want the same T-shirt as Yelle's

j'veux rentrer dans tous mes Jeans
I want to fit in all my Jeans
et j'veux qu'tu rentres avec ta prime
and I want your "prime" (your bonus) to fit in as well

j'veux des glacons dans mon verre
I want ice cubes in my glass
faire une souflette à ta grand-mère
soufflette: no idea how you would translate this (when smoking cannabis, you exchange the smoke)



j'ai vu ton ex, tu sais la sotte
I have seen your ex (former girl friend) you know the moron
dis lui qu'j'ai retrouvé ses bottes
Tell her I have found her boots

j'veux pas noyau dans ma cerise
I don't want no stone in my cherry
j'veux qu'tu redresse la tour de Pise
I want you to straighten up the tower of Pisa (leaning tower of Pisa, here obviously something else)


j'veux jouir dans une 2 chevauxx
I want to come in a "Deux chevaux" (an old french car)
et je vais l'faire derrière ton dos
And I will do it in your back (with somebody else)




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Not a dupe because this video has an interesting interview with the host juxtaposed with his uncontrollable outbursts on the *talkshow. This also has translated subtitles which makes it uncomfortable and twice as funny.

*promote.

The guy who made the effects (Tim Smit) was just on a Dutch talk show. He's a physics student with a passion for film, and this is sort of an experimental video to see what he could do. It is a concept for a longer movie, hence the poster and the website etc. It was made on a 150€ budget, 3 days of location shooting, and from what I understood, a few months of tinkering with special effects. He's been studying and replicating visual effects as a hobby for years.

The link with the game wasn't really explored (presumably because the talkshow host didn't know), but he did briefly mention that the sound effects (and thus, probably the whole HL2 inspired setting) were 'off-the-shelf', and that he would do all that differently if he ever had a chance to make the 90-minute movie version.

I don't see why the man had to apologize. Rush has a talkshow, and he is clearly king of the blowhards =entertainer/incendiary. How can it be that that Rush's adoring fans don't already know this.

As a personality I love Will Smith, and he seems to have a great sense of humour and talent as an actor.

BUT

Then there are things that give me pause:

* Homeschooling: I'm sorry to anyone who practices this, but MAN is that an arrogant thing to do. It's saying "I know so much about the world and everything in it that I think I can do a better job teaching my kids than people who do it for a living". Or, is it severe insecurity? "I'm so worried that the beliefs I've been teaching my children will not hold up to scrutiny and comparison to others that I must shield them". Really, it just makes your children more insular, less able to handle situations and life in general. You may not like everything that's taught in schools (perhaps you're a *shudder* creationist), but you should be that convinced of your beliefs that you should feel your kids can be taught other things and yet maintain what you think is true because the arguments for doing so are that convincing.

* The rumours that he is/has been/is thinking of being a Scientologist. Now... as much as I dislike religion in general, when you're born into it I can understand people maintaining it, it's what they've been brought up with, it seems normal, comforting etc. etc.... BUT if you come at a 'religion' like Scientology as an adult, with an outsiders eyes on it... HOW can you see it as ANYTHING but an enormous scam and money making enterprise? HOW?

* Seems to have a serious issue with homosexuality... On a talkshow thing we have here called Rove. Now, with every guest he does a silly thing called "20 bucks in 20 seconds", he asks a bunch of silly questions and then pays the person $20 for answering them... Now, he always, always asks at the end 'who would you turn gay for'... it's a silly question, and every guest just gives a funny response, or comes up with some male that they would if they were to... but Will... he won't even list a superhero when given a list to choose from... see for yourself, go to around the 5:05 minute mark to start the 20 questions thing, it's the last question... he never says yes to anything. It gives me pause... makes me think he actually has a real problem with being gay, with being linked to being gay... I mean, come on... it's a stupid question, why the hesitation?

Doesn't stop me liking his movies, but I just... sometimes wouldn't you just like to really know what they're like?

[edit] Ha, you know, just then, looking to see if there were any quotes of his in regards to homosexuality I found there's a gazillion rumours and articles suggesting he is gay... hah, man there's a million hilarious things around.

You know, if he were gay/bisexual/whatever, I wish we lived in a world where it wasn't even cause for rumour or something to be hidden... but it is, something to be hidden away for fear of the damage it could do to box office takings...

I vaguely remember seeing a similar joke before, might have been on one of the late night talkshows or SNL. Can't find it though...

Bill's hitting the talkshow circuit trying to drum up ratings, since MSNBC is beating him. BillO will go the way of subprime loans and cargo pants..an embarrassing reminder of a time we'd rather forget.

I pretty much do everything Terry Tate says. He needs a daytime talkshow.

I would never invite BillO if I had a talkshow. What's worse than being a moron is being a moron who's absolutely sure of things that just aren't true.

I am pretty sure it is all an act, I've heard him out side of the Talkshow "realm" he is very intelligent imo. *beg

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Bill Maher, tv, talkshow' to 'Bill Maher, tv, talkshow, new rules, real time' - edited by MarineGunrock