It's a talent contest, not a game show.

Don't you just hate it when you don't have a point so you try to be priggish and correct someone on a technicality ....but you get it wrong?

Thank you thank you thank you to both you and @hpqp

There was actually a little bit of chat at the start of each of the three vids, but you picked the most interesting one
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@<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/hpqp" title="member since July 25th, 2009" class="profilelink">hpqp came to save the day!

"Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood frogspeaker's here!

girl: I could see you winning The Voice (French TV vocal talent contest show)

David: You'd see me winning The Voice, really?

girls: Yes. (short "really?" "yes" exchange)

David: And you, when you're older, would you go on The Voice?

girl: no.

David: Why?

girl: Because I'm already taken. (this was pretty garbled, so not 100% sure, but I think what makes the singer laugh is that the girl is implying that one goes on The Voice to get noticed and thus get a girl/boyfriend.)

David: *laughter* In any case, thank you, thank you for having said it (for having spoken your mind)


Voilà, hope this helped!"
In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Whoa! Dig the avatar! How on earth did you do that?

Anyway, not why I'm here. Have a look at these three videos... firstly because I think you'll like them : But also because I'm curious about the conversation between David and the two little girls in the park (Lise and Victoria)... and I really struggled to catch it. So, if you can work out what they're saying, please tell!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.< br /> html

@hpqp came to save the day!

"Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood frogspeaker's here!

girl: I could see you winning The Voice (French TV vocal talent contest show)

David: You'd see me winning The Voice, really?

girls: Yes. (short "really?" "yes" exchange)

David: And you, when you're older, would you go on The Voice?

girl: no.

David: Why?

girl: Because I'm already taken. (this was pretty garbled, so not 100% sure, but I think what makes the singer laugh is that the girl is implying that one goes on The Voice to get noticed and thus get a girl/boyfriend.)

David: *laughter* In any case, thank you, thank you for having said it (for having spoken your mind)


Voilà, hope this helped!"
In reply to this comment by oritteropo:
Whoa! Dig the avatar! How on earth did you do that?

Anyway, not why I'm here. Have a look at these three videos... firstly because I think you'll like them : But also because I'm curious about the conversation between David and the two little girls in the park (Lise and Victoria)... and I really struggled to catch it. So, if you can work out what they're saying, please tell!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.
html

Ah, merci beaucoup!! I'll relate this to @oritteropo. He wanted to know and asked me! <3
How are you, by the way? I still hope you'll come into the lounge one day and we'll laugh and speak of many amusing things, like testicles. Aren't they silly looking??
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Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood frogspeaker's here!

girl: I could see you winning The Voice (French TV vocal talent contest show)

David: You'd see me winning The Voice, really?

girls: Yes. (short "really?" "yes" exchange)

David: And you, when you're older, would you go on The Voice?

girl: no.

David: Why?

girl: Because I'm already taken. (this was pretty garbled, so not 100% sure, but I think what makes the singer laugh is that the girl is implying that one goes on The Voice to get noticed and thus get a girl/boyfriend.)

David: *laughter* In any case, thank you, thank you for having said it (for having spoken your mind)


Voilà, hope this helped!



In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
: Bonjour! Can you figure out what they're speaking in French in this link? It's the first video, first part. He's speaking to the two girls about something and I can't make out what the little girls are saying!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.< br /> html

Never fear, your friendly neighbourhood frogspeaker's here!

girl: I could see you winning The Voice (French TV vocal talent contest show)

David: You'd see me winning The Voice, really?

girls: Yes. (short "really?" "yes" exchange)

David: And you, when you're older, would you go on The Voice?

girl: no.

David: Why?

girl: Because I'm already taken. (this was pretty garbled, so not 100% sure, but I think what makes the singer laugh is that the girl is implying that one goes on The Voice to get noticed and thus get a girl/boyfriend.)

David: *laughter* In any case, thank you, thank you for having said it (for having spoken your mind)


Voilà, hope this helped!



In reply to this comment by UsesProzac:
: Bonjour! Can you figure out what they're speaking in French in this link? It's the first video, first part. He's speaking to the two girls about something and I can't make out what the little girls are saying!

http://www.lecargo.org/spip/david-bartholome/session-387/article7896.
html

Oh this is nothing! I've got in my possession the DVD of a talent contest one of my friends kids was involved in. The compere DEFINITELY knew who is audience was, he was one of the fucking scouts and he's not much cleaner that Jimmy Carr. I'll get round to editing it one day, it's absolute gold

>> ^KnivesOut:

@<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/Hybrid" title="member since January 29th, 2007" class="profilelink">Hybrid thanks for the clarification. I guess I need to torrent the entire series.


There were only two episodes (2x 1hr), but if you've ever had the misfortune to sit through any kind of TV "talent" contest, you'll know exactly what this show is poking fun at.

I hope he won the talent contest.

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My brother won a grade school talent contest doing this kinda thing (his was much faster though). It takes plenty of practice -- enough that I imagine she's probably as good with two hands as with one.

Oh, that was nicely played by the editing/directing team... get his sob story (fair enough too, kids can be right pricks to those who don't 'conform'), get you on side for the kid, and then have him sing like that, and show a lot of reactions to let you know you're supposed to be amazed (kind of a sense of 'you're allowed, go on... you know you want to cry')...

Yeah... worked... almost welled up on that one.

This is why these shows work, these aren't 'reality' shows, they are old school talent contests. Sure they overlay all sorts of modern 'reality' drama on top of it these days, but at their core, they're talent contests, and that's a pretty pure form of entertainment.

A very respectable performance. My band played a Blue Oyster Cult song in the high school talent contest. I'm glad I didn't have to follow a guy like this! The judges didn't even place us, though we got by far the most enthusiastic crowd response. We did manage to play loud enough to cause the principal to ban all rock bands from future contests.

ugh sorry... downvote for pretty much all talent contests on ITV.