Yeah, duhhh, of course it's not going to be authentically Australian. Like the tasters said, their shrimps would be tiny and eaten plain with tomato sauce.

There's very little foreign authenticity in American restaurants, and if there is an authentic representation of another country's restaurant, it's more than likely targeted at immigrants who need that authenticity because Americans don't like Vegemite.

Not only chains, but even locally-owned restaurants change their recipes to appeal to as many Americans as possible. Everything else is just marketing.

In any case, I like these videos. Just would've been better if it wasn't all completely one-sided with no surprises. Can't wait to see Panda Express and Taco Bell next.

Interesting anecdote, I'm mixed. Black & Hispanic.

I love Jamaican Beef/Chicken/Veggie patties. Spicy & delicious!

However, the one spot around here that's owned & run by Jamaican folks has shitty service.

There's always an line & an attitude.

One day, I waited in line for like 20 minutes just to get a Spinach pattie.

When I got to the front, I order .. but of course.. THEY'RE OUT!

As I leave, the owner says. "Next time, just call ahead."
Like it's my fault.

WTF! Are you serious?! That's like me calling Taco Bell to make sure they have chalupas.

All I could think was "WHY ARE JAMAICAN PEOPLE SO SHITTY!?"

I was shocked by my own bigoted thought.

My father - a black man - told be a long time ago "I don't like Jamaicans. Don't trust them"

I thought he was just being his usual bigoted self.

But nope, ten years or so later and here I find myself distrusting ALL Jamaican people.

I'm black & hispanic.
I'm sorta racist toward Jamaicans. ..and white people.

Full Disclosure:

I live in the south so.. I assume any old white person with a drawl is just barely holding back from saying something racist as fuck.

I'm also aware that the rate of police shootings of young black males is the same as the rate of lynchings of black males in the Jim Crow era.

So of course I don't trust cops. Yes, even black ones.

In conclusion -
People are racist. Cops are People. Cops are racist.

Taco Bell is about the most ready-to-switch to 3D printed food of any restaurant. I think they have 5 basic ingredients they would just squirt out onto different carrier mediums.

I've only gotten sick twice eating fast food. Both times was a Taco Bell and it's not because I patronized them more often than other fast food, rather the opposite actually. Needless to say, I won't go near one now.

Wow, a ten minute commercial spot for Taco Bell endorsed by Conan. That should've been expensive.

I really want to see that Taco Bell commercial.

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They have Taco Bell in Russia?

@chingalera
Taco Bell should have an ipad for ordering with slider-controls for the 7 basic ingredients.

It's like Taco Bell yellowc, whenever the introduce some new glop it's simply another variation of of the same 7 ingredients they have on hand in some new shape or wad.

Would make a great base for a Taco Bell ad...

"Give me one Carl's Junior and one Carl's Senior so we don't break up the family?"

"My grandson got a Taco Bell, but it doesn't ring. Where's a good bell store?"

Is that really supposed to be funny? Either say something humorous or leave those poor minimum-wage-earning workers alone and stop making them the butt of your very stupid "joke."

What a supremely unfunny annoying dipshit asshole.

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At first I thought, "Bat Burritos, New From Taco Bell".

probably as real as the video of the taco bell guy "peeing" but really mountain dew... still fired, less epic