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"This is like Jaws" LOL. Not a real sumo wrestler IMHO.

>> ^dag:

The kid's going to grow up to be a rule-breaking rebel. Thanks toxoplasmosis!


Naaah, that little fellow will grow up to be a Sumo. It all started when he ate his first Cat.

I coulda been a sumo too.



Still could. I TOTALLY rock a terry towel thong.

なんてこった! 脂肪質のとてもsumosは私の風防ガラスを妨げ&
#12390;いる!

I clicked on this because of the title.

Chameleon Eats A Bug Off Sumo Wrestler's Face

When am I ever going to see that in real life?

Secondly, SOUUUPAH SLOOW - I never get tired of hearing that.

Finally, can someone find the video of the girl and the water pistol? I wanna see that :>

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Everyone knows Sumo Wrestlers have tattoos of James Dean on them.

It was like a sumo match made of animals. With the dog as ref.

>> ^imstellar28:
Is it just me or does the lady put her kid right in front of her as a human shield...at least push your kid out of the way! Worst parent ever. The other lady in the blue jacket isn't even looking at the car as it barrels around the corner! How stupid are these people?
Christ every time I re-watch it she gets stupider and stupider. She doesn't even move...she just crouches as if this is a sumo match, WTF?


I think I've seen enough of these videos to say that just being at a Rally makes you dumb as a box of hammers, but given that she's there and in the spot she is: She has about *one second* between when it's obvious that the car is out of control and when it slams into her.

A couple of people do see it and react fast enough to jump out of the way, but she had literally just arrived at the spot and probably hadn't gotten herself ready to react yet.

Is it just me or does the lady put her kid right in front of her as a human shield...at least push your kid out of the way! Worst parent ever. The other lady in the blue jacket isn't even looking at the car as it barrels around the corner! How stupid are these people?

Christ every time I re-watch it she gets stupider and stupider. She doesn't even move...she just crouches as if this is a sumo match, WTF?

It is actually a game http://www.gravitysensation.com/sumotori/

Sumotori Dreams is a small demoscene game created by Peter Sotesz for the Breakpoint 2007 96k game competition (it took first). The premise is simple: two self-balancing physics rigs face off in a sumo ring. The first rig to fall over loses. The implementation is simple but satisfying, and is well supported by solid physics, decent lighting, and good camera work. You can play against a computer opponent, but the real fun is playing Sumotori against a friend on the same keyboard.

I want to see the Sumo match this is copying...

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Super or Sumo. Either way...Ew!

Did I say "super slowmo"? I meant "sumo".