"Spork face" is really a disappointing mutant power.

I have a metal spork knife that I carry around in my pocket. I just can't stand plastic cutlery. A quick wipe and then wash later and it's good for many years.

Hmm, from a Pisces to a Spork.

spork

I chop it all up and mush it together and eat it with a spork. Ketchup on the side.

"...a white plastic spork leaning on a chest with drawers!"

That killed me.

>> ^Ti_Moth:

Oh man... Cutting a brain in half with a bread knife? That has totally weirded me out.


Exactly, brains should be served with a spoon! Okay, a spork would do too. A knife? Common!

Spoon + fork = spork
knife + fork = knork
spoon + knife + fork = snork

>> ^Spork:
For some reason every video on this site loads fine for me except for those from College Humor.


If using IE8, click the compatibiliy mode button and refresh...

I'm up voting simply because the singing has killed my thought process.

I still do not understand why opera is so repulsive to me.

I would rather gouge my eyes out with a spork then be made to go to an opera.

Musically it's quite beautiful, but I still hate it.

>> ^Spork:
Few things are more tedious than listening to children force laughter.


But one of them is hearing 'em force bawling.

>> ^Spork:
As usual, College Humor video won't load.
EDIT: Hey, look, a version that actually loads. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFv1bl2fto)


thanks for that, wouldn't load in mine either (firefox)

>> ^Spork:
As usual, College Humor video won't load.
EDIT: Hey, look, a version that actually loads. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GFv1bl2fto)


Get a better browser.

Um, Spork, this video is definitely not dead. So stop trying to kill it!

Invocations (dead) cannot be called by Spork because Spork is not privileged - sorry.