Why oh why do Olbermann's guest-speakers always look like they are on drugs? Do they get handed a spliff before coming on the show to cope with the anxiety?

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there was a totally unscientific but funny test done on top gear where a guy's driving was measured before and after, and it was the same. can't be bothered to search for it though, too stoned.


Yeah I remember that on Fifth Gear. They had some graphic designer and put him through the paces both before and after a nice spliff. He did better after!!!

Awesome sift, trailers these days are basically summaries of the movie. NOT GOOD. ME NO LIKEY. Every trailer I stumble into watching gives away two if not three plot points. Take one of my favorite movies of late: Pineapple Express. In the trailer you see Seth Rogan witness the murder, run away, and get revenge. In like a 30 second trailer you get the whole plot and most of the best jokes. Don't get me wrong, I laffed hard when I saw those jokes for the 10th or 15th time when I finally went to see it, but I might've laffed harder if they'd just suggested it was a movie about guns and pot. And I STILL WOULD HAVE GONE TO SEE IT. Maybe it's just me, but show a spliff, a Desert Eagle, write SETH ROGAN over the top for 30 seconds and I'm buying whatever that is selling.

btw here's my recipe for brownies.

Man, that roast has had me entertained through two spliffs, a cuppa and a ham, cheese and crisp sandwich. Hilarious (this doesn't count, you didn't see me)

That .....was about...... as .... moving....... as........... a snail.... who has just finished........ his last..... spliff.......... of the day.

as the man hicks would say: kill yourself. it's a slide projector that JAMS in the middle of your presentation unless you use glass covered slides to add weight. Thanks.

I am interested in this clip only because i can't believe it was so damn long and expensive to film, and yet so lame. Dramatising advertising? uuuuurrggghhh oh my god, i think i need to be sick, eat it, and then sick it up again.

bourbon goes best with ice and spliff.....yer s'pose to eat the pizza cold, the next day, silly-

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Since when did weed make people so enthusiastic and bold? That's kind of a 'stay on the couch eating Doritos' kind of drug, whereas PCP is more the 'run into the line of fire laughing about it' kind of drug. I think those spliffs may be laced.

well, the US pushed them to it with stupid moves like announcing to build missile defence shields and large military bases all over the former communist states in eastern europe, baltic states and in central asia. russia is rightly outraged by this aggresive expansionist politics...
eh, fuck it. i'm not gonna justify assholes on either side, it's just that i find this bias reporting very annoying.
"it's all right if WE do it but it's a matter of utmost concern if somebody else gets the same idea" shit is what makes americans the arrogant bastards everyone likes to hate these days. and then they ask themselves: "why do they hate us so much, we're the good guys, right?"
well, wrong. US is far from being the good guy and even if it was has no right to impose their view on the world with their ridiculously massive military power while endlessly preaching about democracy and human rights. seems like the whole world knows this except the americans. that's why when america finaly eats it self and the armaggedon comes - i'll be ready, laughing my ass of on the rooftop with spliff in one hand and burning stars-and-stripes in the other
fuck politics

If you're REALLY high, then yes, it impairs your driving performance. But like the show suggests, 1 spliff is rather okay. You do tend to focus more because your mind seem to be at ease and free of distraction. You become very mellow, though your judgement skills are still there.

But again, that's only after a minor dose. I do have an experience where I got to be very very high and you do become impaired both physically and mentally. My roomate at the time gave me some really high dose of THC. And after taking it, my heart was beating so quick I thought I was going to die. I was twitching and yelling and all that stuff. Now I think of it, I think the stuff was mixed with something else, because even with large amount of THC I don't think it's suppose to raise your heartbeat like that.