Only took a few months. That other video really helped understand some of the words better.. but its still not 100%. More like 95%.


yea

so

Step on my trip
step on my trippin'

step on my trip just
just step on my trippin

step on my trip just
step on my trip man

just step on my trip
on my trip
on my trip

yo just

step on my trip just
set in my trippin'

step on my trip just
step in my trippin'

step in my trip just
step on my trip man

just on my trip... on my trip ya'll

cause im so
confused,
abused,
overused in these walking shoes.

i never turn back,
cause i know the score.

i never reuse what i do
performin' this.

too late .
my fate.
i regurgitate
all the words that i say.

listen up,
don't miss the forward,
just pick it up now
off the floor and

guess who?
yea you...

you're the ones that im talking to.

you're never gonna guess
whats coming next.

let your mind inside
when i manifest,

but

inside
this rhyme,
you will find
my mind

just step in my crazy livin'

just step in my trip just,

step on my trip
step on my trip man

step on my trip just
yea step my trip man

step in my trip just
step in my trip man

yea step on my on my trip ya'll

cause i got
no pecs
to flex
all day long
i dream about sex
but im impotent
and im semi (hard)
so i cant remember when i got it up last

i stink
i need a drink
roll another spliff to help me think

i live on the road just like a gypsy
cause stayin in one place
is jiffy but

sunshine moonshine
change the way
that ima read your mind
livin inside this solar flux
we're all trapped in a
perpetual paradox
but

you're here
im near

the way that i flow is oh so clear

just step in my crazy livin

just step on my trip just

step on my trip just
step on my trip man

step on my trip just
step on my trippin

step on my trip just
yea step on my trip man

step in my trip

(unintelligible sung phrase.. "i wasted away?")

see
my
heaven raining down
inside of me

time
will always dictate evolution
so
i
let it wash all over me
like waterfalls
and memories
eternally

see
my
heaven raining down
inside of me
time will always dictate
evolution
so
i
let it wash all over me
like waterfalls
and memories
eternally

i melted away
my existence is gone
the life that i once had means nothing at all

i am lost inside

slow down...
slow down!

i melted away

my existence is gone

i have melted away

(unintelligible... "as i?")

oh so
it was in my mind that i see
flow outta me easily
so easily that my mind is free
to blaze every (mile) of my fantasy

cause when i get on this mic
im flowin so awfully tight
so awfully tight
that my rhymes are like
the claw of a tiger thats ready to strike


now when i get on the street
create a brand new beat
feel free to come up and meet me
dont be shy you can never distract me
when negative vibes attack me
get into my mind and hack me
i act like nothin's happenin
theres no way to stop me

stop me...

oh to stop me... today

oh the music

it's in my head
it's in my head

the music

it's in my head
it's in my head

*** (parenthsis contain not so sure translation... actually it would be great to get more opinions )

That's all we need to know pims, all we need to know

Issy, my god I think we're on the umm... fourth episode of season 3 and it's AMAZING! Lost is just surpassing itself in every way too, woohoo bout frickin time.

Ok i'll start you off then if I must.

This was one of the weirdest things to happen. I was young and reckless and completely rebellious and decided one day to jump the train with my friend to London. She knew some fellas up there who would put us up and I briefly knew who they were and had met them so wasn't particularly concerned. We spent the hour and a half there wedged in the loos smoking out of the window and drinking a bottle each of white cider, bleeeech. By the time we got there I was pretty wasted already, and it was a hot day etc. Wandering through London taking buses to get to this mobile phone shop they all worked in together. Eventually they finished up for the day and we went home to her friends place, by this point I had been given a few spliffs on top of the cider and was really not myself at all. Anyway, when we walked into this apartment there was this guy who was all dressed up in overalls painting the place.

Kelly's friend introduced him just as Steve and that he was doin him a favour decorating his place out for him as he'd not long moved there. He was a total hottie and I was drunk and stoned so had clearly lost any inhibitions and was flirting outrageously. As the evening went on he finished up and came in and sat down to eat with us and get drunk. Of course I was being a total slapper, and he seemingly didn't mind at all. Basically we got a bit frisky and all that jazz but when it came down to it (literally) there was no way I was going there his penis was abnormal and by that I mean gigantic! Scared the living shit out of me. Luckily he wasn't a bad guy and just laughed and we fell asleep all being well.

Next day I got made a complete twat of. Somehow the staff at the home I was living in had gotten hold of Kelly's number and rang her Mum who had done a 1471 when Kel phoned her the night before and gave the number to my social worker. So the next morning this guy who's flat we're in gets a very shitty phone call telling him that he had two underage girls who have run away, one in local authority care and that if he didn't take us to a police station so we could get home they would ring the cops and get them arrested. So yeah that was horrible, especially seeing as i'd lied about my age haha. Fucking embarrassing, but I was glad to get out of there after that. We had to wait in the police station until they could get a taxi driver who was willing to drive all the way to London from Bournemouth and then back again. Some stupid red tape funding issues stopped us just getting a taxi from London as it was going to be Social Services paying it, not us outright. Eventually some guy got there, and we fell asleep in the back of the car.

Woke up to find ourselves off road somewhere in the New Forest!! We absolutely shit ourselves, neither of us had a phone. All the lights were off and the driver was passed out in his seat, it was about 2am. We demanded he wake up not trusting him or the situation, it all felt very weird. He tried to tell us he was just needing a nap or he couldn't drive but we both started crying and panicking, so the poor bastard was left with little choice. Finally got home, acted like the little twat I was when they started questioning me about where I had been and what i'd been doing, as if they had no right to worry about me, god I was such a prick sometimes haha.

So I got lumped with paying that whole bill off, took me nearly a year to finish. As far as I was concerned though, it had been a little adventure and something in me when I was young craved independence so much I didn't think twice about doing stupuid stuff. The end of this story was the weirdest part...

This Steve had through his friend told Kelly a few times he wanted to meet up with me again and blah blah. I was never interested, mostly cos unless I was drunk the male species pretty much perplexed me even up until I was about 17! Turned out it was a good job I never went there. About 6 months later I get a phone call from Kelly telling me to turn the fucking tv on NOW. The Cook Report was on, some investigative journo Roger Cook used to go around doing exposes on stuff, he was one of the first people to do a show such as that. And there he was, this Steve. Turned out he wasn't a painter and decorator, he was the owner of a chain of phone shops and he had fraudulently made hundreds and thousands of pounds in stolen and contract phones. Jesus Christ

I'm not sure what the moral of this story is, but I can safely say I've never been as reckless since!

No, Bogart can refer to anything being hogged. 'Phelpsing' refers to drugs. For example, "Quit Phelpsin' that spliff, yo".

mmm, Cider and a spliff... don't mind if I do!

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Probably taking an unpopular stance here, but I don't really think marijuana should be legal. Maybe the stuff you used to get could be safely legalised but seriously the skunk that is around now is genuinely linked to extreme paranoia and schizophrenia. I hear it's something like 60 times the strength of the average 1960s joint.
Besides people do get cancer from mixing it with tobacco and smoking without a filter. I think it's daft to make out that there is zero risk to smoking weed.
And the idea that it would boost the economy?!!
OK so who's going to go to work for the first few days or so of easily available legalised weed? That's going to introduce a lot of people to long stretches on sofas with Doritos and pizza.
Maybe it's not as bad as alcohol, and it's certainly not as bad as loads of drugs.
Besides I've never personally known of anyone who smokes weed getting busted for it. People that suffer the most from it's illegality are large scale importers or growers, and they take the risk and make the profit, so I don't see that it's so bad that it's illegal. Why not just keep it as an underground interesting activity that has it's risks?
Who wants their prim and proper Auntie Janice facebooking them about coming round for a few spliffs with your Grandma and the bible group?
OK I take that back, maybe that would be funny.

'Yo I believe god in my own way, I saw him, we were chilling, we were talking, I passed him the spliff, it's all good man'

GOLD. Great sift!

I'll be the first one to roll a spliff with batteries; and it will be on youtube for you to sift!

In reply to this comment by FNORDcinco:
Can we smoke it?

Wow, I think Pinky should share a spliff with 'Dub. Maybe their vaginas would unclench and the sand would fall out.

[tajai]

Message recorded, lessons be stored in
This mental core its, like lentil porridge
Nas-t, massey, be the last g
From medical texts to class me
Ask me, if I had to grip my pad
The riffs I grab would rip and stab
The kids that sag the shit they strap
Is flavorless, and wreckless
Your bestest behavior gets
I plays the hits, displays the shit
A razor gets parlayed amidst
And later splits a feeling that
I made ya hit, a really phat I gave to kids
When I punched em
I crunch men, at a function

[phesto]

Ponder on this, I swallowed the spliff with elocution
Encompassing the pompous means when I escalate my tool
Shins get split, men get spindled swiveled pivoted
By my riveting centrifuge
I swindling crews, bringing a fist to bruise
Pulverizing skulls annihilating trifling dunces
Pulling rifle pumps to stifle punks when my knife splits
Split your spleen hit you clean in the kisser
When I twist a riddle Im breakin the brittle
And flimsy with my whimsy
Puns and phrases I stun and phase kids
Terrorize em paralyze em paraplegic, when I leave em
Mindless spineless vertabraetless with menengitis
I earn em swift and minus a life with my nine

[a-plus]

I get the props, you get the buttocks
I know my what nots, stoppin flows like blood claats
Nah, cuz thats a bad word in jamaican
And I am that, grams packed cuz my jams phat
So get the beaner butter we discovered treasure
Youre sweet when I stomp you with my feet just for pleasure
Cuz I write the rhymes like a slavell pick the cotton
The best from the west cuz Im fresh and youre rotten
Take out the trash or Ill take it out your ass
With a blast from the past in the future, Ill shoot ya
But for the present beatdowns will suffice
Lose cuz you choose to be down with some mice
You dumb dunces I come once its my time to
Wanna hear a joke? Im you
Dont you wish I wont dismiss your treachery
I bet you be, leaving upon a stretcher g

[opio]

Im coming tighter, your rhymes are oreida
Little reminescent of the poetry I write
A-stoundingly, youre sounding like me, might we
Step outside and settle this I cause catastrophes
I laugh at these cause my shit is astonishing
Demolishing, you and your following Im swallowing
Mcs like I was a black hole ramsack those
Wack flows who chose to oppose
I dont suppose, dare or where my stubble grows
Reverses the process, God bless you swing and whoa its you!
Opio, disposes of crews like snotty tissues
I rip through bodies with corkscrews you wish you never tried

Anyone else thought this was a video tutorial for rolling spliffs? Yea I did look at the thumb before I read the title...

This has to be a parody...

Cannabis

sativa

ganja

marihuana

Acapulco gold

Mexican green cannabis

reefer

spliff

joint

stick dope

gage

green goddess

sens

sess

Mary Jane

locoweed

skunk

grass

smoke

pot sinsemilla

dagga ganja

bhang

kif

wacky baccy Columbian

doobie

dope*

ganja*

hash

hashish

herb

Maui wowie

Panama red

roach

tea

wee

AFGHAN

AFGHAN BLACK

AFRICAN BUSH

BAR

BHANG

BLACK ROCK

BLAW

BLIM

BLOND HASH

BLOW

BLOW A STICK

BOO

BRASS

BRICK

BRICK

BROCCOLI

BUDDHA GRASS

BUSH

CHARAS

CHARGE

CHITARI

CUNG

DAGGA

DIRTY

DRAW

DRY HIGH

DUBBE

DUBY

GAGE

GANGA

GANGSTER

GHANJA

GIGGLEWEED

GRIFFO

HASH OIL

HAY

HERB J

HO

INDIAN HEMP

ACE

BOMBER

BLACK

BLACK RUSSIAN

CANNED SATIVA

FINGERS

JANE

JIVE

KAJEES

KIEF

KITT

LEBANESE GOLD

LOVE WEED

LOZ

MALAWI GRASS

MARY

MEZZ

MOHASKY

MORAGRIFA

MOW THE GRASS

MUTAH

OLJA

POD

POT

PUFF

RESIN

SHIT

SMOKE

SPUTNIK

STICKS

T

TAKROURI

TEMPLE BALLS

TEXAS TEA

THAI STICKS

YESCA

ZANI

STUFF
SPLIFF

TORCH UP

MALAWI COB

ONE

LEBANESE

PAKI (BLACK)

QUARTER MOON

RED SEAL

ROCKY

SOLES

WACKY-BACKY

WASCH

SENSE

Plus the others they said. Such a dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb PSA. I hope the people that made this are attacked by the (most assuredly) displaced insects that eat cannabis, since from watching this video they will be unstoppable lunatic killing machines till they get their fix* back. DEATH TO THE UP-ROOTERS!

*Warning: "Fixes" caused by delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol may in fact be nearly harmless usually causing short-term memory problems and short-term comprehension and perception changes in humans and provide a delicous meal for insects.

Ey Quasimoto, man! (Quasimoto)
Get off my back with the 20 Questions, man
There go Madlib the bad kid right over there from the Lootpack (Yes)
Right over there, man, ask him, man, ask him
Where are y'all from?
We from the west O-X to be exact
Lyric arrest your pack with flows to drop your order format
But what y'all on?
Even though we flex until the exit
On living daily, but that soundpiece always be some next shit
Are y'all original?
We stay original while your subliminal lines and minimal perception
Poetical enemas for your section
I bet y'all money hungry
We dig in crates to get them papes
What, word
We droppin beats to clock ends meet
Now not only for the money
We're not only for them ends because if I wasn't gettin' paid
I'd still be dropping beats until my grave
So who you down with?
I'm down with the Wild Child, DJ Romes, Ono and God's Gift
Oh, yeah
Kazi, Declaime, Medaphoar, Shock got the spliff (shock)
DJ Twist, Can Kick, peace to Roc C., yeah
Nikko, where my nigga Lali
Like when I'm rushin' loops with E-Swift (yeah)
Going out of town with the Liks, end up in A-T
L-Double-O-T-P-A-C-K, represent how I live every day 805
L-double-O-T-P-A-C-K, represent how I live every day 805

LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!)
In this corner we have the funk bodysnatcher
P Funkadelic and I gotcha hard enough
That I can chew a whole bag of rocks
Chew an Avenue chew an off street and off block
Then turn around and do the same damn thing to a soloist
Cause Reggie Noble's pissed
I crush your whole brain frame
Cause you couldn't maintain the funk
That have your rap style for lunch chump
Cause 92 I take a whole crew
Give them a punch of the funk, knock all of their gold tooth loose
(POO POW)
To show you what type of stuff I'm on
You can't puff or sniff it
Because I was born with it
The Funkadelic Devil, hit you with the rap level of 10
Then 1, 2, 3 You're pinned
I get action, so everybody jump wit your rump
If you like the way it sounds punk,
Pump it in your back trunk
And let loose with the juice when I do rock
I'm too hot, some say I got more Juice then Tupac
(STRAIGHT OUTTA JERSEY)

You heard me, my brother
Im laughin,
TIME 4 SUM ACTION

Lights, camera, cock back the hammer
(EXPLOSION!)
Straight from the land of the lost
I'ma hit you with the funk force
That makes you run your rap style back to the crack vile
Brotha
Then strike a pose like Madonna
My mom's kicked me out because I did what I want to
The original P-Funk stroke a trunk of funk
Then you saw caps cause my jaw snaps with the raw raps
So color me bad, plus color me black
For the funk that I pack, Red freak it to the funk track
(THE FUNKY FLY STUFF)
Come on and let me kick
(THE FUNKY FLY STUFF)
Just to show you where the HELL I COME FROM
I get dumb with the 1, 1-2
Check my rep, I'm a hit when I have sex
(like this)
Make you twist to the list
Of a funky brain cell when it's puffed on a spliff
And all that, the hi hat, go buy that,
Listen, look, OOPS, brother where your eyes at?
There on the floor, pick em up
While I pour a lil funk down your brain punk
Listen to my name chump
(REDMAN READY TO ROCK)
I got a glock
THEN, POW!, your body is all over the block
Tryin to step to ths, the Exorcist, kick it
I git mad wicked when the twin cocks the buscuit
And blow your head off, just for askin
"Who's the one rappin?"
(POO POW)
TIME FOR SUM ACTION

*spoken*
Yo, 1992, Redman gets paid
Yeah, know what Im sayin
We not goin for the Okee Doke, believe that
Hit Squad is defineteliy in the house
(IN THE HOUSE)
For the brothers who dont be knowin what's up
Word is bond, I gotta show them the flava....

AAAAH...
back to the funk track, like Black Sheep
My man, he say, "Who's the Redman?"
"Where's the Redman?"
I kill, I smother, I get down with the...

(YO, YO, YO! CHIIL, G. CHILL La. It's over man.
You ain't gotta say no more, it's over.)

>> ^Mauru:
Why oh why do Olbermann's guest-speakers always look like they are on drugs? Do they get handed a spliff before coming on the show to cope with the anxiety?


Eh, I'd bring my own... ; )