AKM what?

Angry Korea Man? Automatic Kalishnikov Modernized?

??? Profit is from south park.
Caturday probably started on Something Awful or 4chan

In reply to this comment by agopo:
The avatar..
Your "Abuse power.. ????.. PROFIT!"-comment..

Do you happen to be an AKM-fan, too?!

It's funny, but my first joint wasn't much different except that I had the sense to not try to play it cool. When I was in Amsterdam at first, my friend wanted to smoke in a coffee shop and I was like "uh, no, I'm gonna cough and splutter so at least let me practise at the hotel". We did, I coughed and cried, but soon got the hang of it. Like this guy (presumably), I'm a non-smoker so it's rough at first. After a couple I'd got the hang of it, I'm sure I looked like a newbie when we did go to coffee shops but nothing too tragic. Hash still makes me cough something awful.

Damn I want to go to Amsterdam so much. It is the best place in the world and not (just) because of the coffee shops.

@aceofkidneys - like me, he'll hardly have got anything from that. He coughed it out as soon as it hit the back of his throat, it doesn't look like any got into his lungs, never mind holding it.

No... RAPE! My childhood heroes... How could Something Awful do that... *waaaahhhhh*

I just want to get this out there. I don't like this video. I feel like the monkey on the leash wouldn't be doing this if he was living with OTHER MONKEYS like it's natural for him to do. Taking a boy monkey away from natural interactions with girl monkeys and then putting him with a goat so you can film what happens, that just reeks of something awful in our human nature to want to see a desperate animal humiliated like that.

yeah, he has an urge to mate, so do we. I'm sure he'd rather do it with a monkey like he was built to do. Using that natural urge to create a video like this is not something I want to support.

Atheists worldwide have murdered over 100 million people. Since you're going to lump all religious folks together, don't y'all deserve to be thrown in with other atheists?

Such an old, tired, disproven argument.

"Not hardly."

Name one -- just one -- violent act committed in the name of atheism.

"In the name of" implies that atheism is some sort of organized force unto itself. While there are Christian communists, the Soviets were officially atheists and warred openly against religion and the religious. Atheism "the fad" is an empty glass: its absence of morality isn't displaced when something awful like communism is poured in.

*crickets nodding*

Now try to think of a few that were committed in the name of some deity -- you'd probably already come up with a dozen examples before you even finished reading the question.

Such an old, tired, argument indeed. I dare you to look around at all the goodness inspired by religious belief, including the religious beliefs that inspired many great scientists.

*crickets breaking for dinner*

And, by the way, this country was founded largely by those who considered themselves skeptical of religion. Show me one Judeo-Christian reference in the Constitution. One.

*crickets burping*

There are thousands if not millions of religious people who are also skeptics to a degree. So what? You can argue technicalities about the letter of the law...because of the American separation of church and state both reaped the best from the other. America and her people--still the great majority--are intertwined with the Christian faith. I say this not as a Christian, but as an observer of history.

I used to be an atheist so I know all about the power gleaned from being better/smarter than those "religious fools." I also know atheists are likely unhappier then believers.

I'm not your enemy. A sincere atheist probably thinks more about God-who-doesn't-exist than the lukewarm religionists. So we'll have to agree to disagree. Like always.

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The Soviet Union was atheistic because it wanted to concrete power upon itself not to anyone else including God.

Well, isn't that what this modern athiest fad is claiming? That THEY and they alone are the arbiters of right and wrong because there is no Higher Power?

Not because they didn't like theology or anything, its about power and control of it. They sought absolute power.

So does socialism. What's the difference?

QM You used to be pretty good at this.

No one is converting anyone to atheism or vice versa. While both sides need the other for healthy resistance, I see no reason to flex. Do you?


PS to budzos. Not all communists are atheists, but the ones that murdered 100 million people were. There was nothing atheism offered that said to the killers, "Hey, this is wrong." Something to ponder.

She said something awful, but I blame the interviewer for not immediately saying thats out of line to even joke about killing high profile candidates.

Goonfleet is one of the largest Alliances in EVE Online, compromising mostly of people exclusively from Something Awful forums. What they often lack in Fleet Command they make up in sheer numbers of pilots and ships.

Recently they started the Jihadswarm, exclusively attacking high security space miners. This video was made by Christian Ethic, who makes some of the best videos on Eve... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnOJlmpU0U

I like Something Awful's takes on the internet confessions.

Yeah, not a dunk.

And that looks like it hurt something awful.

I think that's a bit too far. Nothing sub-human about hypocrisy, it's just ridiculous to watch.

Oh, and congrats on your Bronze star - go downvote something awful!

so much so, that i was looking for the actual 'digg' link.

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
This is the funniest thing I've ever read at SA. I bet you'll dig it. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php
In reply to this blindingly pithy drivel by m15:
something awful, this way comes.

This is the funniest thing I've ever read at SA. I bet you'll dig it. http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/debunking-ewok-myth.php

In reply to this comment by my15minutes:
something awful, this way comes.

damn, i really hate cutesy shit. which is why i'm massively upvoting this.

something awful, this way comes.

damn, i really hate cutesy shit. which is why i'm massively upvoting this.

Avant-garde? Dadaism? The day those terms can be accurately applied to a Youtube video hailed as brilliant by Something Awful, I'll...oh fuck it, that day will never come, and especially not because of this video. Downvote this piece of crap, and this self-indulgent sift. At least Karaidl's sift had a ninja turtle.

You should submit this to Something Awful's Awfulvision. This is great 'terrible' for fans of terrible.

Although, Garfunkel is a pretty boss term for weenis.