Barron is appealing this ruling. He doesn’t want Sleepy Don gassing his entire school.


Sleepy Don again fell asleep in court, sharting his life away, and is apoplectic with his lawyer for not attacking the jury and judge (what an utter moron). He’s claiming he didn’t know McDougal or Daniels, but both are in his address book, phone, and call records (and photos). He’s complaining about spending so much time in court, and complaining the case is going too fast…basically he’s just complaining about everything and falling apart before our eyes. He’s complaining about being forced to sit at a desk for up to 4 hours a day while running for a job that entails sitting at a desk all day most days (if you do the job that is). He constantly whines that he can’t campaign, but doesn’t campaign on the days off he golfs.

Trump won’t stipulate to videos of himself so the prosecutor is bringing in witnesses to verify them while the jury watches Trump deny everything he’s said in the past while it’s proven on video with witnesses. Could he be more stupid? I don’t see how.

Just so you know your boy….

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Earth sharts!

Just be thankful there aren't 50 sharting buttholes popping out all around. There's always something to be thankful for, you know.

Al the vigilant commando.
What's the forecast today Al?
"Hot and humid with a 30% chance of shart".

This shit... this shit KILLED me... I think i sharted a little bit...

Best video title ever. Had me thinking it was a gamble for his life....oh no.....not at all.

The old shart gamble. A friend of mine had half his liver removed (as he had a benign growth around it at the time), and for the past 2 years....every single one is still a gamble. Hilariously dangerous game to be playing.

The great white shart.

Pretty sure that was a shart, actually.

*discuss

>> ^robbersdog49:

WTF? Was all good until the text at the end. And this is from a person in higher education?


Clearly all their powers of concentration during lectures are going into avoiding sharts and producing farts.

>> ^BoneRemake:
So.. Whats the difference then ? Every politician lies, "we" all thought barrack was gonna kick ass, and he is just another tool. Doesnt matter what name gets elected, they wont do what they say, they never do.
Politicians are salesmen for themselves, and you can not trust a salesman. I am in the stands on voting, people are stupid and there are a lot of them out there buying this shit.
PHOOEY


Sigh... no. The fact that politicians lie is the outcome--but the reason is FAR more important than the outcome.

Every politician lies. WHY? Because they wouldn't be elected if they didn't. We would punish them, shit on them, and ruin their lives if they told half of what they believed. We do this every election cycle!

We the people make the salesmen.

Why are there so few nice guys left? Because the world eats them up and spits their fucking carcasses out. I hate myself sometimes because I used to be a very nice guy and was sharted on every day from everywhere. Now that I have become wiser, harsher and less likable? I am more liked. I cannot fathom that in any manner.

You’re not stupid for voting for someone you believe is telling you the truth, you’re stupid for going into an election bar, being smooth-talked by some slick fuck in a nice suit, and going home with him to his ballot. Then, when you're crying to your friend about the disease you caught, the same friend that is the honest guy you left at the bar all alone, you wonder why he hangs up the phone on you… You wonder why he doesn't try or care. Because he did try and care--and you didn't.

Sorry for the long tirade. But the excuse is shallow on me. How to stop the lies is far more valuable than to note that they do... Here is a comment I wrote in another video, "On the right, on the left, why can't all politicians be as decent as Paul? Forget what you believe in and vote for the candidate that is most decent as a human being. Because, if you vote for a liar who "believes" as you do, you won't get anything but dick."

I would vote for Dennis John Kucinich too, for the same reason of truthiness. And I am far from liberal... And I am sure Blankfist would too, because, if not, then he would be a very shitty voter. Just like--all the other shitty voters who are damning us all.

They all just seem like they are going to shart themselves...must be that whole grain.

That's not a fart, that's a shart.

Just sayn'

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