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This Presidential Seal Does Not Look Like The Others

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This Presidential Seal Does Not Look Like The Others

Drachen_Jager says...

@bobknight33

How's your stable genius now? You know most people of average intelligence or better would notice the difference between the seal of their own personal office and one as manipulated as this is?

Russian-styled Eagle with two heads, golf clubs instead of arrows, wad of cash instead of an olive branch. None of it apparently noticed by the stable genius or any of his cronies.

Can you at least admit he's stupid now?

Caterpillar D9G donkey start and unloading

TheFreak says...

It's an awesome machine.

Seriously though, is this the best we can do with that engine? What's with the ecological disaster every time it's started?

Maybe we could replace the engine with a forest fire.
It would be less polluting if they just ran it with an oil spill.
If only they can figure out how to start it by clubbing baby seals.
Instead of a pony engine can we just inject children with cancer?

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Lethal Injections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

BSR says...

The kit comes with hoses and a plastic bag that goes over the head and sealed around the neck.

Some kits also come with assorted Hallmark suicide note greeting cards with common messages of regret, blame, etc. to round out the experience.


newtboy said:

How big was the room? How well sealed? It has to displace enough of the oxygen long enough to drown you. You really don't wanna get 1/2 way, run out, and survive with brain damage, that's probably not going to help with whatever problem made you try suicide in the first place.

Side note...we are running out of helium, and it's needed for science. Please don't waste it killing yourself people, any gas that displaces oxygen should do the trick.

Lethal Injections: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

newtboy says...

How big was the room? How well sealed? It has to displace enough of the oxygen long enough to drown you. You really don't wanna get 1/2 way, run out, and survive with brain damage, that's probably not going to help with whatever problem made you try suicide in the first place.

Side note...we are running out of helium, and it's needed for science. Please don't waste it killing yourself people, any gas that displaces oxygen should do the trick.

BSR said:

I was kind of surprised she used two party sized tanks. I thought one would have been enough. I should have taken chemistry in HS.

Wild barber!

newtboy says...

Apparently it's much better for your hair than cutting. Fire seals the hair ends, stopping split ends.....that said, I agree, setting the whole head on fire at once seems insane. I've seen it done on a pony tail much more safely.

lucky760 said:

Yes!

And what the hell people.

Okay, using a power tool is the guy being too lazy to use normal clippers.

But WHY SET YOUR DAMNED HEAD ON FIRE you psychopaths?!

Penguin chicks rescued by unlikely hero

00Scud00 says...

Stop ruining my happy endings! Although I suppose the Leopard Seal was pretty happy.

StukaFox said:

"The plucky Adele accompanies the chicks to the sea..."

... where they're promptly eaten by a Leopard Seal.

Penguin chicks rescued by unlikely hero

Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand

Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand

Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand

Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand

Orcas playing with swimmer at Hahei Beach, New Zealand



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