@chingalera

Your delusion as to what the fuck police are baffles me. Here, we have a video clearly showing not only the cops are NOT using excessive force, be it physical or tazer, doing everything in their power to actually resolve this situation in a manor that is civil up to and including explaining why they did what they did ALL THE WHILE not releasing the information of what the girl did to keep it private (likely, there was a warrent issued for her arrest for something she did OFF camera), and yet you're still claiming to the "gun totin' bullies" schtick.

I could cite thousands of examples of police officers doing their jobs correctly, and I take PERSONAL offense to the notion that A) "All cops are cocksuckers" and B) "All cops are felons". Why? Mostly because, unlike you, I actually know quite a few personally. Including my Father, and step mother.

Lets go ahead and actually skip a shitload of the easy shit, like the fact my step mother is (and for the past almost 9 years has been) the President of an optimist group, whose primary goal is to raise funding for underprivileged children and give them access to things like sports, and in some cases educational scholorships.

Lets graze over the fact that my dad and a good deal of my own local police officers actually put on not one, but two musicals (Caught in the Act / Caught in the act II) to raise money for Charity (the womens Y, and unfortunately I can't remember the other one).

Hell, we'll even skip the time I was in DETROIT, and while on the highway blew a tire and needed to pull over to the side of the road to change it, only to have a police officer see this going the opposite direction, get off the highway, and then back ON the highway, so he could park behind us and keep his lights on so that we remained safe while doing so.

Lets focus on the fact that you're citing one example of you. Where a friend apparently was in too deep a sleep, or drugged up to answer a phone call from the people she's now paying to call the police when the alarm system goes off and they can't reach her.

They then show up, and either you, or somehow she, answers the door and lets them in, only to seemingly be a rude prick about it, and one of you winds up getting yourself arrested. Your entire post on the subject is incredibly vague (yes, I'm sure the fact that you said the cops sunglasses make you nervous was the exact reason you had whatever happen to you happen.) And yet, you still have the gall to maintain that the entire problem is with the people who did their jobs right in the first place. (You know, showing up to a distress call about a home that may be broken in to)

Also, if you're referring to those of us who actually maintain that the police aren't all the devil in bullet proof vests with badges as "cunts who are afraid to show their asses", you're once again wrong. I've stopped voicing my opinion on the matter, it typically goes nowhere. I'll cite law, you'll cite something crazily in some form of gibberish, and at the end of the day, neither person has made progress.

You want to voice your opinion, fine. I'll stay in the shadows and save both of us a lot of time arguing back and forth. DO NOT drag my family's honour through the mud by insinuating that part of it is somehow the bane of the earth because my Dad and Stepmom signed onto a group of people "To serve and protect" the damned community.

Yeah y'know, after watching a few of these carbon-copy routines with this self-indulgent turd whose comedic moments he has to milk like a goat with deformed nipples, finding his tired, white-person-schtick, wholly un-funny.

Oh, and two solid thumbs down for his half-assed impression of Professor X.

Just what the ailing cathode-ray nipple-cube needs: More untalented, uncreative, shit comedy.

i warmed up to it, kinda funny how they all buy his ...schtick

No entr0py, it's piss-poor comedy.
Yeah well, regardless of Van Djik's dull-ass schtick (see Borat) "CRY RACISM" has become a very effective tool used to distract and divert attention from the meat of any issue an, "easy-out" if you will, for haters disguised as humanitarians. Have you yourself entr0py, been a victim of or suffered the disgust of others with race having been a factor or catalyst?

In the U.S. anyway, the racism card is thrown-around nowadays mostly by out-of-touch, agenda-oriented white people and angry, ignorant minorities. It was thrown at me by certain assholes on this site in the past and it cost me my account. Fuck racism in this context-It's a goddamn illusion perpetrated through ignorance and ego.

Yo radx-We realize you're trying to communicate the details of the graphic violation committed by these cops'n all but, your title reads as if you took part in the victim's experience either form the first-person or otherwise.

Try this one: "Further Rectal Violations Before Freed, They Were ALLL Up In That Ass!"

^^ nice-critique way

Now. An offering of TYT jumping on this story and Cenk Unjmkgar's laboriously cloddish editorializing on this story?? Can't stand the douche-HIs bawk-bawking detracts from the facts and his schtick, as tiresome as fake ham packaged and sold as pork-Downvote for Cenk, again and again.

Jordan Schlansky has proved to be a perfect straight-man for O'Brien's schtick-

I find his presentation fantastic, very matter of fact and he delivers the content as if he actually knows what he's talking about rather than just going off a script. He also provided real information about the topic rather than just fluff that you get with most youtube/news shows. Lastly, the best thing was that there was no "pls liek and subcscribe gais!" at the end, very refreshing change from the usual schtick.

Looks like he was on Conan a little over a year ago as well. Different character/schtick.

http://teamcoco.com/video/rory-scovel-lunchables

Couldn't disagree more. As much as I normally like Jeff Ross, he was only a step above Aziz Ansari for worst material.

I think Samberg along with Hader's "Mr. Hollywood" schtick were tops for the night. And I am by no means an SNL apologist. Far from it. They just gave amazingly original roast performances.

Ross's was just stock roast material.

Watched the whole roast and the best segment came from Jeff Ross, who had the entire panel of comedians in-stitches with short, well-timed quips and a comfortable, un-strained delivery. Samberg's schtick was crude, overworked, manic, tiresome and dull....oh, and unnecessarily long, not unlike most of the tired skits from SNL nowadays.
Lorne Michaels should take him back. Oh. He's there now.....give him a permanent dressing room star then and keep him from polluting any future feature film offerings.

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You missed my point I think. Cherry picking means that you pick one little particular thing and follow it. Jesus' whole schtick was love thy neighbour. So it's not so much cherry picking as ignoring Christ all together.

very dorky and very cute. I wonder if it's beginning to become a schtick for her.

Great game. There were way too many unexpected plot directions for this to be considered predictable. Two of the things Yahtzee criticizes in this review (the psychotic nature of every faction in the game and the "I got mine" selfish ending) were directly related. In the end, SPOILER ALERT the inhabitants of this psychotic shoot-first world were not worth saving, or at least not worthy of Ellie's sacrifice, and the fact that Joel lies to her so she can't even consider making that sacrifice was a nice cherry on top. It was a gutsy, thought provoking ending. How often do video game plots make you ponder bigger questions?

Negative reviews are Yahtzee's schtick. If he started making positive reviews, no one would watch them.

I don't think it's so hard to. Maher possesses and expresses the common-sense perspective that most sane people agree with, but his whole schtick is flippancy, anger and lampoonery of the positions he disagrees with. He's supports his position by the lampoonery and satire, rather than knowledge, and this video is a great example of the difference between the two.
I agree with the majority of Mahers positions, but I'd never support him for anything other than being an entertainer because of this.

Brands' a hack-Great guest for parties but his schtick wears too thin, too fast for high comedy-