Yup. And to make the nightmare complete, it'll be directed by Michael Bay and star Adam Sandler, Jaden Smith, Justin Bieber, and Sarah Jessica Parker as the horse.

This is how Sarah Jessica Parker started.

Sarah Jessica Parker is that you?

>> ^Trancecoach:

I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact that he killed someone...
>> ^ctrlaltbleach:
Poor Matthew he just looks so dead inside.



I imagine it's much much worse to be married to Sarah Jessica Parker...

>> ^Truckchase:

Sarah Jessica Parker is always 48.


But the dog with sunglasses was awesome.

Sarah Jessica Parker is always 48.

typed: "sarah jessicaparker" [with space excluded] into google, and the third search option was:

"Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse."

I think you mean to say Sarah Jessica Parker looks like Michael Bolton...

edit: ...........in drag.

HOLLY CRAP.

I don't mean to be mean, but at 2:22 he totally looks like Sarah Jessica Parker.

>> ^rottenseed:

>> ^Fusionaut:
Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "You look like a fucking horse...stupid cunt"

>> ^Fusionaut:

Celine Dion walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"


Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "You look like a fucking horse...stupid cunt"

Wow, they even got Sarah Jessica Parker in at 0:42.

In a strange way, my reaction reminds me of the recent Southpark about Queefing v. Farting. One could argue, I guess, that SITC is about women being crude and obnoxious, say the way Jackass is about men being crude and obnoxious. Still, I think what bugs me the most is that this is somehow viewed as "feminist" when I feel it only reinforces stereotypes about women such as: women like shiny things, are obsessed with getting married, and are generally catty.

I should probably not say this, but having caught a few scenes of the movie I was surprised because I thought another one of the premises was that they were all supposed to be very attractive. I'd say the women looked like they had gone WAY overboard with the plastic surgery.

I think the moment where I had to turn the movie off was something like "Fashion week" or something where sarah jessica parker was going on about how it was so important and whatnot... This is going to sound harsh, but I feel like people that think fashion week is "very important" or somesuch bullshit need to spend some time in a concentration camp.

Yes folks, don't vote Ponceleon for prez... you don't want any of that.

STOP POSTING VIDEOS OF SARAH JESSICA PARKER, I'M NOT GOING TO WARN YOU AGAIN

Scary! I thought that was Sarah Jessica Parker at first! *shivers*