>> ^sineral:

Last semester, I take some garbage out to the dumpster. On my way back, I am looking down at my phone while following the sidewalk. Side walk turns left, I turn left. Up the steps, turn left again to my door. I open the door, finally look up from my phone, see three people I don't recognize staring at me and think "oh, my roommates have company over. Odd that I didn't notice them drive by". I step inside, shut the door, they're still staring at me, nobody says anything. I notice all the furniture is different and what goes through my head is "wow, they changed the furniture in the two minutes I was outside?" I stand there for what felt like hours trying to figure out what's going on, wondering if I had just stepped into the twilight zone. All of us are still silent, just staring at each other. Then I realized I was in the wrong apartment.


That happens to me all the time... and I don't even have a cell phone.

>> ^sineral:

Last semester, I take some garbage out to the dumpster. On my way back, I am looking down at my phone while following the sidewalk. Side walk turns left, I turn left. Up the steps, turn left again to my door. I open the door, finally look up from my phone, see three people I don't recognize staring at me and think "oh, my roommates have company over. Odd that I didn't notice them drive by". I step inside, shut the door, they're still staring at me, nobody says anything. I notice all the furniture is different and what goes through my head is "wow, they changed the furniture in the two minutes I was outside?" I stand there for what felt like hours trying to figure out what's going on, wondering if I had just stepped into the twilight zone. All of us are still silent, just staring at each other. Then I realized I was in the wrong apartment.


Sounds like a good beginning storyline for a porno.

>> ^sineral:

Last semester, I take some garbage out to the dumpster. On my way back, I am looking down at my phone while following the sidewalk. Side walk turns left, I turn left. Up the steps, turn left again to my door. I open the door, finally look up from my phone, see three people I don't recognize staring at me and think "oh, my roommates have company over. Odd that I didn't notice them drive by". I step inside, shut the door, they're still staring at me, nobody says anything. I notice all the furniture is different and what goes through my head is "wow, they changed the furniture in the two minutes I was outside?" I stand there for what felt like hours trying to figure out what's going on, wondering if I had just stepped into the twilight zone. All of us are still silent, just staring at each other. Then I realized I was in the wrong apartment.


...and the cops believed that?

Last semester, I take some garbage out to the dumpster. On my way back, I am looking down at my phone while following the sidewalk. Side walk turns left, I turn left. Up the steps, turn left again to my door. I open the door, finally look up from my phone, see three people I don't recognize staring at me and think "oh, my roommates have company over. Odd that I didn't notice them drive by". I step inside, shut the door, they're still staring at me, nobody says anything. I notice all the furniture is different and what goes through my head is "wow, they changed the furniture in the two minutes I was outside?" I stand there for what felt like hours trying to figure out what's going on, wondering if I had just stepped into the twilight zone. All of us are still silent, just staring at each other. Then I realized I was in the wrong apartment.

Almost beat part 2 until my roommate moved out with the console ;-)

I've done it once. Back when I shared an apartment, I had to pee really bad and the roommate was in the bathroom. Thanks, kitchen sink!

@NetRunner, I don't know about it being that easy here in Ohio. My ex and I are on full agreement on everything and the magistrate still sent it into continuance for December. Largely as we were still living together in the same home, though separate rooms for cost reasons, and it keeps the kids close to me... apparently you can be roommates any time in your life except while getting a disillusion. The magistrate also wants us to get one of the $30 consultations with a lawyer to make sure the Shared Parenting Plan is saying what we want it to say. Of course we may have just had a jerk for a magistrate.


Things really depend on their parenting agreement. We really need to see that before we can jump to any conclusions. However, the judge shouldn't have signed the order with the religious references in it, even if he is just signing what the mother's lawyer handed in. It would be nice to get a better follow-up to this story once more details come out.

Me and my roommate play a game with every episode, where we have to guess the killer. Usually, the winner is whoever has picked the most unlikely suspect. One time, I even put my money on the sweet-natured grieving widow instead of the ex-convicts who had been gunning for her private detective husband, and BANG, I was a winner.

However, the show is highly entertaining, and so I will continue to watch it every week.

WHAT is up with the 'background' footage, being played when the guest speaks for longer than say 10 seconds, actually having audio?!? He's making good points, or at least adding to the discussion around Citizens United and the most recent election in your country, and then all of a sudden the audio from the random shit in the background almost matches the level that he's speaking at... Very, very distracting.

I mentioned as much to my roommate and the first thing he said was that probably the people in charge of the programming are precisely the people this guest is speaking out against, though I haven't seen much recent programming from RT. Perhaps all of their interviews have this 'screen-saver' function?

I found it very annoying, though it's not nearly as annoying (or scary) as having my neighbour to the South be actually wholly owned by corporate interests (rather than just mostly owned...) Now that's truly chilling.

I'd think segueing out of it would be far more awkward.

>> ^PHJF:

How would two roommates segue into oral sex?
"Soooooo what do you wanna do tonight? Hungry? Because I could eat YOUR PUSSY."

>> ^PHJF:

How would two roommates segue into oral sex?
"Soooooo what do you wanna do tonight? Hungry? Because I could eat YOUR PUSSY."



Booze.

lots and lots of booze.

...don't ask how I know that.

How would two roommates segue into oral sex?

"Soooooo what do you wanna do tonight? Hungry? Because I could eat YOUR PUSSY."

Sounds cool. But I would go absolutely crazy if that guy was my roommate.

my old roommate in college always insisted that it was ay-sis. that guy was an idiot though.

I sound like a dog panting right now because I cannot laugh and must contain it ( roommate is asleep)


The dolphins head is what did I it for me, that and the unicorn.

those fuckers still got it. I lost hope in the show ten years ago, but hat was good stuff.