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I personally think it's a beautiful watch, but even if I were Bill-Gates-rich, I wouldn't buy such an excessive luxury item. Obviously this isn't the only watch that Patek Philippe make - it's just meant to be a show piece, the best of the most complicated pure mechanical watches. The watch itself is a marketing tool (Look at what we can do - surely our $5000 watches are better than $5000 Rolex!)

It wasn't made for a Saudi prince, unless it comes in a color other than gold. Maybe someone with such large wrists as Kim Dotcom...
Celebrities like Schwarzenegger or Stallone wouldn't wear this watch because it's not manly enough.

Is that rolex attached the robotic arm? haha There's no way that thing will last that deep.

hallo!!! (hello)
he?? wat mot je. (hey, what do you want from me?)

(refrein)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke!!! (my boobs are okay)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke.

(couplet1)
ik hou niet van studeren. (I don't like studying)
nee das niks voor mij. (no, that not for me)
maar is er wat te feesten dan ben ik erbij. (but if there's a party I'll be present)
ze kost alleen maar geld en verder ken ze niks. (she only costs money, she can't do anything)
wat ben ik toch een loser!! (damn, I'm a loser)

(couplet2)
na school toe of werken heb ik nog nooit gedaan. (never went to school or work)
daar ben ik toch te stom voor. (I'm too dumb for that)
het IQ van een banaan. (the IQ of a banana)

(couplet3)
strijken of de was doen. (ironing or doing the laundry)
nee! dat kan ik niet (no, I can;t)
maar kijk eens naar die tieten. (but take a look at those boobies)
je weet niet wat je ziet!!!!! (you don;t know what you're looking at)

(refrein)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke!!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete die zijn echt. (whatever you say about me, but my boobs are real)
ja! net zo echt als me rolex. (yeah, just as real as my Rolex)
me tiete zijn oke!

(couplet4)
kheb niemand iets te melden maar heb wel een gsm. (I have nothing to tell yet I have a mobile)
tot tien ken ze nie tellen met ter geile stem. (she can't even count to ten with her horny voice)
voor een pakje sigaretten ga ik lekker met je mee. (for a package of cigarettes I'll go with you)
ja daag!! weet je wat dat kost tegenwoordig een pakje sigaretten. (no way! you know how much a package costs these days?!)
ik rij vaak op mijn scooter wat zinloos in het rond. (I often drive around in circles on my scooter)
en ik zit wat te bouten in mijn bloote kond!! (and I'm farting with my ass exposed)
van mekup en de kapper daar weet ik alles van. (I know all about make up and hair dressers)
maar vraag ter nou maar niet of ze kan schrijven. (but don't ask her to write)

(refrein)
me tiete me tiete me tiete zijn oke!
me tiete me tiete me tieten zijn oke!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete zijn echt!!
alleen der hersenen die zijn van syliconen. (only her brain are made of silicones)

(couplet6)
heb een dubbele d. (I have a double D)
en daarom mag ik mee. (that's why I'm joining you)
alle jongens vinden mij oke. (all boy find me ok)
waarom rot je niet op met je plAstic kop. (why don't you fuck off with you plastic head)
je lijkt wel op een opblaas pop. (you look like a blow up doll)

tieten tieten tieten
tieten!!!!!!

oh! henk wat is tie groot! (oh henk, what a big one)
niet aan trekken nou!!!! (now don't pull it)
blijf van mijn snor af lellebel! (keep your hands of my moustache)

(refrein)
me tiete!! me tiete!! me tiete zijn oke!
Ja!!
der tiete! der tiete!! der tiete zijn oke!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete die zijn echt!!
ja hoor!!

me tiete me tiete me tiete zijn oke!!
me tiete tiete tiete tiete tiete!!zijn oke!
me tiete tiete tiete zijn oke

maar wat je van me zegt
me tiete die zijn echt!!

ME TIETE ZIJN OKE!!!!!!

I still wear one. Even Dwight, from Office, wears it!


In reply to this comment by Truckchase:
Lies! A conservative would never post this:
>> ^ant:
Meh, don't need Rolex. Casio calculator watches FTW.

But to continue my bit part...you must very old virgin to remember the Casio calc watch. I'll pray for you.
>> ^ant:
No Jigga is wrong. What I said was true.
In reply to this comment by Truckchase:
Hah! I've been bamboozled!
In reply to this comment by JiggaJonson:
Ant isn't a supporter of the conservative agenda FYI, he's being sarcastic. :-P
In reply to this comment by Truckchase:
>> ^ant:
No can do. God says no sex before marriage.

I said my peace, it's your decision. I think it's one you'll regret, but it won't impact me one way or the other. My last "jab" is to ask you rhetorically if it is a good strategy to maintain the same belief system throughout all your life, regardless of your maturity or relative wisdom. Go forth and do whatever!

Lies! A conservative would never post this:
>> ^ant:
Meh, don't need Rolex. Casio calculator watches FTW.

But to continue my bit part...you must very old virgin to remember the Casio calc watch. I'll pray for you.
>> ^ant:
No Jigga is wrong. What I said was true.
In reply to this comment by Truckchase:
Hah! I've been bamboozled!
In reply to this comment by JiggaJonson:
Ant isn't a supporter of the conservative agenda FYI, he's being sarcastic. :-P
In reply to this comment by Truckchase:
>> ^ant:
No can do. God says no sex before marriage.

I said my peace, it's your decision. I think it's one you'll regret, but it won't impact me one way or the other. My last "jab" is to ask you rhetorically if it is a good strategy to maintain the same belief system throughout all your life, regardless of your maturity or relative wisdom. Go forth and do whatever!

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>> ^fjules:
I hope you're joking. If you are a high class businessman or lawyer you need to have a good watch, a good car and a good mobile phone or else nobody is going to take you seriously.


But, you don't have a good watch ... you have a shitty watch made to look like a good watch (that you paid $50-$100 for!?). Do you also own a shitty car designed to look just like a Maserati?

>> ^Farhad2000:
Honestly who needs watches when you have mobile phones now?
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I hope you're joking. If you are a high class businessman or lawyer you need to have a good watch, a good car and a good mobile phone or else nobody is going to take you seriously.

Just don't buy a Rolex. Any cheap $5 digital watch watch that uses a quartz crystal will keep time better than a mechanical watch.

Personally, I don't own a watch. I can't stand the way they feel dangling around my wrist, and I never found a need for one. I have a clock in my car, clocks in my house, and every where I go there's a clock somewhere. And you know what, I'm rarely ever late. People are always looking at their watch, just waiting until that very last second to leave to get where they're going.

Rolex is more 80s than pink spandex