Honestly who needs watches when you have mobile phones now?
>> ^Payback:
Upper middle of the screen on my Blackberry.

I know and there's no calculator on top of it all!!!

In reply to this comment by ant:
How the frak do you use that? Looks useless and dang so expensive!

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
In case you wanted to update your look without sacrificing your style
http://www.oregonsurfshop.com/Nixon-Metal-Dork-Watch-Black-A210-000.html

In reply to this comment by ant:
Meh, don't need Rolex. Casio calculator watches FTW.

How the frak do you use that? Looks useless and dang so expensive!

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
In case you wanted to update your look without sacrificing your style
http://www.oregonsurfshop.com/Nixon-Metal-Dork-Watch-Black-A210-000.html

In reply to this comment by ant:
Meh, don't need Rolex. Casio calculator watches FTW.

In case you wanted to update your look without sacrificing your style
http://www.oregonsurfshop.com/Nixon-Metal-Dork-Watch-Black-A210-000.html

In reply to this comment by ant:
Meh, don't need Rolex. Casio calculator watches FTW.

Fake Rolexes are still fine watches. People who are hung up on brand names like this need to get a reality check!

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Meh, don't need Rolex. Casio calculator watches FTW.

I have bought many fake Rolex. With a sweep hand and without. They served their purpose at a cost of around $50-100. when they stopped (after about a year), i threw them away. Thing is, nobody could tell that it was fake. If you dress/look the part, people assume you are wearing the genuine article. A good analogy would be the many woman i have known who wear copies of their jewellery and keep the genuine article in a safe. Once, in South Africa, a woman saw my watch and warned me about getting mugged. I told her it was fake and she said; "if they notice it's a fake, that will just make them mad." I took it off...Lol

So Jesus and Moses were walking around heaven one day when Moses says "You know Jesus? I've been watching those humans down on Earth and I've noticed that they are constantly engaged in the heinous act of oral sex!"
"Yeah, I've noticed that too," Jesus replied.
"Well I think that you should punish those evil sinners with sulfur and brimstone, just like when you flooded the Earth, so that they can atone for their sins!"
"I don't think so," said Jesus. "Instead, I will use a technique of modern pyscho pathology and reward those who have kept their mouth clean from this abomination with a gold Rolex watch. And on the back of this watch I will put a suitable inscription so that everyone will know how righteous they are."

And do you know what that inscription says?


Neither do I......

I grab a chorus like my nigga DJ Scratch is on the cut
Hit Squad on live, PMD's like what (what?)
I'm too tough, gettin snuffed all in the cut
Aiyyo it's diggedy Das whassup higgedy here to fuck it up
Nuttin move but the green my team be on the shine
Shiggedy shine like a light, Hit Squad we keep it tight
I light an L I ring your bells so go tell cuz it's the ill figure
Timberland boots, Rolex, with a Benz
Diggy Das EFX snap necks with PMD
Bringin the raw so you can see a b-boy is what I be
See I just can't resist this, cause Business is Business
So money mind your business, and shorty keep your distance
I did this once before, hardcore, forever in it
Tryin to win it, thank God for hip-hop, yo Scratch spin it

Yippie-yi-yay, yippy-yo, it's the, slow-flow mechanic
Mass confusion is crusin just start to panic
and you don't stop, got the Hit Squad backin me
Aiyyo we riggeddy rock your set
and I bet you never ever tackle me
What happened P?
You know what happened B I'm on mission and
lost my other half but I still got my Fisherman
hat, it ain't over til the fat chickenhead catch
wreck
Aiyyo yo it's diggedy Das EFX
The sewer rap so iggedy act like you know though
And me the Mic Doc (c'mon) the micraphone's my only
friend, can't even trust nobody
It goes liggedy-la-di-da-di
Higgedy hit you with the shotty
So to whom it may concern, from yours truly, no other
My style's butter, that's word to mother, underground gutter
B-boy brother, no singin chords, just rugged
Low budget, thought you was that nigga but you wasn't
Riggedy rough rugged and raw, straight from the floor
Fearless like the Four, Zsa Zsa like Gabor
Babe-Pah, we zonin up the hydro Squad by my side so
All my real heads keep it live represent

Oh....and fistfuck Ted with Crisco and a wristwatch, preferably his own Rolex Day-Date....then sell the film and proceeds go to educating the whole of Africa.

In honor of your moniker, a new Rolex awaits you at the bottom of the Mariana Trench.

Its completely rational to support this ObsidianStorm. The government is our friend and trying to protect us, because they told me so. Bush smiles a lot and has a dog, he must be a good guy. Plus the terrorists are all over the internet, they keep trying to sell me replica rolex's and Viagra to fund there evil ways in terrorist cells in every country in the world, even Antarctica, how do I know because it would be the last thing you would expect. Thats how they work, misdirection. While blinding you with unheard of violence in the Middle east they are planning a mass penguin shakedown. Ever wonder why the icebergs are melting...think about it. And just the other day they phished my myspace account those bastards. If you could stop hampering Cheney's ability to have my back then I could upload a new photo album. Worst of all what if someone hacks my WoW account. I mean we need to be able to track these guys for the sake of National Security, they are are all over Azeroth. A ninja just totally screwed me on a piece of epic armor yesterday and thats completely against America. So if you sympathize with ninjas then by all means fight this bill. But as a pure blooded Irish/Scottish/Cherokee/American I stand for freedom and justice and anything else they tell me too, so I ask you who's rationale is truly flawed here Obsidian, not mine