Me didz a survey written by Dotdude for ammo...


1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?

-School and work, just like every other carbon based human.

2. If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?

-Every other time period sucked ass. Think about it - Oh how nice the 50's were, when everyone was so polite, life was simple, blacks couldn't drink out of the same water fountain as I could, and mercury was awesome to play with. (Maybe it wasn't so great after all.) Or maybe the future, when SiftBot begins his extermination of those he deems unnecessary. The present is a good era for tolerance and medicine, yet not to the point where technology is frightening.

-The second half of that question didn't make any damn sense.

3.Who are you more fond of?
A.Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

-I'll take "A," because that's the only one that qualifies as a "who."

4.How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs

-Huh? Match my underwear with what? My hat? Are people checking for that? Oh, and boxers.

5.Mac or pc

-I'm not gay, so the answer is obvious.

6. Would you prefer death by firing squad or salmonella who would you wish lime disease upon???

-I'd prefer not to die. In fact, I plan on living forever - so far, so good. And I'd wish lime disease on people who wear bluetooth headsets out of their car.

7.Sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?

-Those first two were weird hooker names. I'll take Cherry.

8.Tits, ass, or leg man

-Boobs just cuz I have no originality.

9. Chair stand or prostrate

-I don't like the looks of Wikipedia for "prostrate," so I'll take chair stand, whatever that is.

10. Cat dog or reptile

-Human. More interesting.

11.Fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa

-That's not a question, damnit!! It doesn't even make grammatical sense!

12.Time, Newsweek or USNews and World Report?

-Digg.

13.Beer preference?

-I don't get a choice. I'm underaged so it's whatever's available.

14.Can you open it for me?

-???

15.Ever arrested?

-Tasered twice.

16.Cheetos: crunchy or poofs?

-Cheese Nips are way more badass.

17.Bangs, balding or rug?

-God I hope none.

18. Clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache

-Couldn't grow it if I wanted to.

19. Five most cherished possessions

-My penis - use it everyday.
-Everything else pales in comparison.

20. Religion, raised as

-Catholic. I'm now a Godless heathen, only cuz I like to sleep in.

21. Favorite childhood memory

-My memory is shot to hell. I'm not even sure if I ever was a child.

22. Favorite childhood television show

-Teletubbies.

23. Most sacred personal Rant?

-Like I said, bluetooth headset wearing idiots are pompous, self-consumed sons of bitches.

24. Reason not to go to Burningman?

-Not big on LSD.

25, Slug or Snail?

-What am I doing with it?

26. Sift Hero?

-SiftBot has way more comments than me, so him.

27. SiftBot: Slave/servant or Secret overlord

-I have a theory that SiftBot is nothing more than a little guy that was coded into VideoSift to pop up whenever an event occurs on a video, and is nothing more.

28. Do you have any MySpace, Facebook, or images of yourself online that you're willing to share?

-Already did. Check the profile.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'permian' to 'permian, triassic, therapsid, reptile, extinct, siberian, traps' - edited by Fjnbk

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
I take copious amounts of data. And when I am not taking it, I am analyzing it.

If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?
I would probably want to go see dinosaurs.

2.Who are you more fond of?
I am going to have to go with A out of the these.
A..Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
boxers or briefs
I have 6 pairs of shoes and 10 boxers. None of them match.

4.mac or pic
I used to own a PC but my adviser bought me a macbook


5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
who would you wish lime disease upon???
Firing Squad. Err... tough one. I would not wish lime disease on anyone.

6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
There is another tough one. I haven't read any of Asimov's books, but his short stories are great. I have read nothing from Faust and I like Gore Vidal, but I have only read one book and short stories. I will go with Asimov.

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Cherry.

8.tits, ass, or leg man
ass.

9.chair stand or prostrate
? Chair stand.

10.cat dog or reptile
Dog. I am really allergic to cats, but I love them. From about 1-21 I had a huge cat. She was amazing, but my mom would make me brush her. I hated it because my eyes would swell and I would sneeze. My mom only gave over when we went to the doctor for my sisters allergy test and they tested me as well for some reason. It turned out that my sister was not allergic to anything, but cats were the death of me.

11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
bird.

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Time.

13.beer preference?
Troegs Hopback.

14.can you open it for me?
Yes, I always take care of my friends.

15.Ever arrested?
No.

16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Both.

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Shaved, but I have a lot hair.

19.five most cherished possessions
My mind. My life. My dad's pen. My pocket knife. I don't own my fiance so I cant say her... Hmmm... My dad's watch.

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustache
clean shaven or stubble.

But if you believe in a universal supernatural force, sooner or later the science guys will catch up, work out how to measure and define the supernatural, and THEN i want a video of you eating your hat, posted on videosift. (but don't self link).

I'm taking the bet, and will keep the hat ready.

Oh and don't forget, I have evidence, I feel God, i just can't show that evidence to you. So, it's proven to myself, and all I can do is tell you that if you look for him, you'll find him. Sounds a bit Christian? Well they're not far off.

This doesnt fall under the criteria of "evidence", because its not evident to anyone but presumably you. Evidence is universal, demonstrative to everyone, and there is a reason we keep insisting on it, its because personal conviction doesnt hold water. just google "I was abducted by aliens", or visit one of the David Icke sites to hear testimonies from people who have seen our shape-shifting reptile illuminati overlords. Those people will tell you the same things, "look inside" or "look beyond the narrow worldview they pull over your head" and youll see space aliens too.. You might not like the idea of being compared to these loons, but the theistic arguments are all the same, personal revelation, wishful thinking, pick your description.

Observable, common, universal evidence, where I can see and hear the same thing you can, where repeatable experiments can be performed and a consistent explanation can be found, is the only thing that works. its the only reason we are having this discussion on a website instead of clubbing it into eachothers head. Science has helped us cured diseases, explore space and understand our origins. Its the only method that has ever worked. Muddling around in personal revelations gets you as far as Islam when its practised enthusiastically . It degrades and insults the human mind, and drives our species into misery

One can replace all of his, in-bed-with-th'-dark-side, oxy-moronic phrases with meaningful pep-rally quips......instead, one of the icons of yes-men Charlie Brownrose, treats HK, like he is paid to, like the final word on foreign policy for dummies.
He is right about this, China will insure, that the next 40 years will be another cold war scenario, after Annunaki Bush, and the reptiles like them, continue to use the sleeping breeders of all countries, to populate the planet with the next 2 generations of shit-thinkers, who will march in weary lock-step, to the maniacal aspirations of an empire that never dies, but perpetuates the collective demise of cultures and meaning, through a veil of what's best for this global machine of theirs.

How? Because they have gotten very skilled at it after 8000 years of study, and implementation. Shit. China's leaders will have another vote real soon, at the annual Bildeburg meet-ups.

Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

Farhad, Romans 1 specifically addresses the issue of the many gods/idols that people have made and worshiped in the past and present.

21For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22Claiming to be wise, they became fools, 23and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.

Seeing that humanity is sinfull, it's to be expected that all the cultures of the world would worship their own gods. God "gave them up" to these idols because they forsook Him and "did not honor him as God."

Romans 1:16-32 (English Standard Version)

16For I am not ashamed of the gospel, for it is the power of God for salvation to everyone who believes, to the Jew first and also to the Greek. 17For in it the righteousness of God is revealed from faith for faith,[a] as it is written, "The righteous shall live by faith."[b]

18For the wrath of God is revealed from heaven against all ungodliness and unrighteousness of men, who by their unrighteousness suppress the truth. 19For what can be known about God is plain to them, because God has shown it to them. 20For his invisible attributes, namely, his eternal power and divine nature, have been clearly perceived, ever since the creation of the world, in the things that have been made. So they are without excuse. 21For although they knew God, they did not honor him as God or give thanks to him, but they became futile in their thinking, and their foolish hearts were darkened. 22Claiming to be wise, they became fools, 23and exchanged the glory of the immortal God for images resembling mortal man and birds and animals and reptiles.

This makes me wanna go watch some Thresh vs. Reptile.

do love meeces though, and handling, trapping, and watching them...as they are chased by other animals, or eaten alive....by reptiles......an all time , top-ten thrill....

"Come Talk To Me"

The wretched desert takes its form, the jackal proud and tight
In search of you, I feel my way, though the slowest heaving night
Whatever fear invents, I swear it make no sense
I reach through the border fence
Come down, come talk to me

In the swirling, curling storm of desire unuttered words hold fast
With reptile tongue, the lightning lashes towers built to last
Darkness creeps in like a thief and offers no relief
Why are you shaking like a leaf
Come on, come talk to me

Ah please talk to me
Won't you please talk to me
We can unlock this misery
Come on, come talk to me

[Chorus 1:]
I did not come to steal
This all is so unreal
Can't you show me how you feel now
Come on, come talk to me
Come talk to me [x2]

The earthly power sucks shadowed milk from sleepy tears undone
From nippled skin as smooth as silk the bugles blown as one
You lie there with your eyes half closed like there's no-one there at all
There's a tension pulling on your face
Come on, come talk to me

Won't you please talk to me
If you'd just talk to me
Unblock this misery
If you'd only talk to me

[Chorus 2:]
Don't you ever change your mind
Now your future's so defined
And you act so deaf and blind
(And you act so deaf so blind)
Come on, come talk to me
Come talk to me [x2]

I can imagine the moment
Breaking out through the silence
All the things that we both might say
And the heart it will not be denied
'Til we're both on the same damn side
All the barriers blown away

I said please talk to me
Won't you please come talk to me
Just like it used to be
Come on, come talk to me
I did not come to steal
This all is so unreal
Can you show me how you feel now
Come on, come talk to me
Come talk to me [x2]

I said please talk to me
If you'd just talk to me
Unblock this misery
If you'd only talk to me
[Chorus 2]

Here is the father of the leader of the United States, himself a former president, blubbering in tuck-tailed stance as far as the rest of the world's leaders of relevance are concerned.

Dangerous and foolhardy, can only imagine the shit-storm coming for the U.S.

Used to think the Bush hydra

could not continue replicating itselves, that IT would burn out-send these cretins back to the reptile farm
Personally ashamed and pissed, choggie.

Realizing this is supposed to be comedy, only clip found, but will try replace it with a news clip-it needs to be up for all to see, as it will be one of the many signs of the nations demise-like when the Queen surrendered to the EEC. Historical.

Its always the whites/blacks/jews/muslims/infidels/reptiles/aliens/thetans Doing all the bad stuff!! they are taking over the world and we whites/blacks/jews/muslims/infidels/reptiles/aliens/thetans have to come together and stop them before its to late!!

Cross out what doesnt fit in.

I don't think you'll be happy...I got about five minutes through it, only to find the kind of "plug verses that seem to support my theories and keep me from doubting my faith" mentality, that seems to infect the minds of the devout or zealous.
Let's just follow this impeccable reasoning, shall we?

Fact: Reptiles never stop growing
Fact: In the days of Adam, man lived to avg. of 900 yrs.
So, ..Reptiles in Adam's day, lived longer too, hence, more time to never stop getting bigger....VOILA! Din-o-sars

Oh and they had them on the ark too, because young dinosaurs are tinier than grown up ones....AHHHHHHHAGHGGHHAGGHAHAGH!

Hey folks, the reasoning capacity of most Muslims is just as subjectively mind-numbbing.

This is the world as it exists today.... Welcome to the Desert of the Real!

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Yeah we have canines, BNSA, SwampGirl, Deputy Dog, conan (I think that's a poodle)
Daphne used to be a cat.
Snake represents the reptiles well.

Fish and worms seem to be a bit under represented.