My name is Laura. I have a little boy named Brennan who is just over a month old. My boyfriend and I have been together for two years come November. We work fast!

I have a wonderful kitty named Gojira who is part lynx and has a very squishy nub tail--everyone asks when he lost the rest of his tail, but he never had a long tail to begin with! He's the light of my life and I consider him my first born son. Yeah, I know. I'm cat lady material. I also have a part husky, part boxer dog named Stanley Cup. Yes, we are hockey fans! My boyfriend has limited the amount of pets I can have or else I'd fill the house with reptiles and rescued animals. I had an opossum who killed himself. He crawled into the back of my mini-fridge. I've also had a raccoon. I've had a chipmunk. I've had bunnies, snakes, guinea pigs, hamsters, geckos, lizards of many creeds and colors, birds, you name it! I've tried to save so many birds and rodents who my parent's cats mangled. I feed all the stray animals in my neighborhood, including coyotes, to the chagrin of my neighbors. >:]

I love love LOVE to read.

I live in Indianapolis, Indiana. Not a bad town by any means. Just boring. But clean! I live on the far east side at the edge of the town, where cornfields and countryside begin.

I have a deep, abiding love of video games. I play WoW, although my raid members are upset with me because I haven't logged on since my son was born. Hard to commit when you have a little human completely dependent on you.

I work for my mother, who owns an insurance agency. I do everything I can to keep her organized.

I can't think of anything else to add, so that sums it up!

This whole "getting ripped" this is just awful. I agree that exercise is very important, as is having a sensible diet, but the idea of cutting out all the pleasure of food is one that just doesn't take into account the wonderful thing that food is. It is about balance though. If you are eating fast food every day, your sense of taste is just as dulled as if you are eating something really bland... all you taste is the fat content and your reptile brain saying "yes, good, store more for the on-coming lean months after harvest."

Hunger is the best appetizer, but it also requires that you savor those things which are beatifully put together from a gastronomic perspective. Back to our discussion on Foie Gras; it is not the sort of thing you want at every meal, but when you have it, it is wonderful.

It is about balance... you exercise, eat reasonably most days and have something special at a restaurant or at home once in a while. To me this video is the other extreme, where you work out hours every day, don't eat anything that tastes good, and become self-obsessed with your body.

and yes, his hair does get douchier and his skin tanner...

I don't know if reptiles are capable of love but this is definitely *love.

>> ^gwiz665:
Wow, that's incredible. I wouldn't have thought a crocodile could be domesticated like that.


Not sure if that counts as domestication. I mean, it's a fucking reptile. Are they even capable of love?

No, but seriously, I want to make love to a crocodile.

>> ^ponceleon:
^true true... there are very real conspiracies like the tabacco companies trying to get children addicted to cigs and such... The thing that drives me nuts is people who believe in conspiracies based on bad evidence. Stuff like the people who think there is a secret race of reptile-like creatures running the country and use pixelated youtube videos to show eyes "turning into reptile eyes" and such non-sense.
The other aspect that drives me nuts are people who once they are given good evidence just immediately ASSUME that it is PART of the conspiracy. Basically, if the evidence doesn't agree with what you want to believe, then you dismiss it as misinformation. It is circular logic like that which makes my blood boil.


Proof of your entire post can be shown in 3 words.

Obama. Birth. Certificate.

^true true... there are very real conspiracies like the tabacco companies trying to get children addicted to cigs and such... The thing that drives me nuts is people who believe in conspiracies based on bad evidence. Stuff like the people who think there is a secret race of reptile-like creatures running the country and use pixelated youtube videos to show eyes "turning into reptile eyes" and such non-sense.


The other aspect that drives me nuts are people who once they are given good evidence just immediately ASSUME that it is PART of the conspiracy. Basically, if the evidence doesn't agree with what you want to believe, then you dismiss it as misinformation. It is circular logic like that which makes my blood boil.

This video and its comments are like a bad tooth I cant leave alone!

In fairness to EndAll this has been an interesting discussion but I do regret upvoting, by my own guidelines I tend to only downvote violence or animal cruelty and I should have downvoted this.

My earlier comment said they were both a-holes, I feel this was not correct.

Based on what we see, she seems genuinely upset and surprised by whatever he did (did he put something in her hair?) and however poorly she handled things later, she was dealing with it verbally, while he went all hands in face and invaded her personal space. Her reaction seems the kind reasonable people have to unforeseen douchebaggery, "why would you do that?"

The drink throw I think was probably a sign of her naivety and (dare I say it) innocence, she is only young and maybe it was her first time abroad without mom and dad and she still thought she was on a relatively civilized college campus, and not a drink and drug fuelled party resort. In my experience thrown drinks always result in violence. When you tangle with a stranger in a foreign country the chances are they live by different standards of behaviour. That may not be politically correct, but it doesnt have to be, its the reality of life on earth. I've had my own life experiences to understand that, this poor girl is just learning.

Alcohol is a very dangerous drug, we tend to forget that it deprives us of good judgment and allows otherwise normal people to do stupid and horrendous things. It renders people oblivious to factors that sober people would take account of. The Romans said "Alcohol is truth", as it strips away the layers of civilized behavior and pretty much leaves people with a reptile brain.

I maintain that he behaved like an a-hole, but before people take him down to the hanging tree or work out their own issues in bursts of equally contemptible violence, keep in mind we have laws for dealing with behavior like that.

short answer: "yes", with an "if"
long answer "no", with a "but"...


I really enjoyed his big yellow book, just because he is very thorough in his mind... he connects all the dots (whether they are really there or not). Fun guy. Way more fun than Alex Jones.

I actually subscribe to the notion that just David Icke is a reptile, and is pulling the old "it can't be me because I'm telling you".

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This is bullshit. Except the part with Rudy Giuliani. He is obviously a reptile.

And damn, is he scary-looking!

HA! So you expect me to believe that these Reptilians can shape-shift everything except for the pupils of their eyes? Poppy-cock.

Besides...GW isn't a Reptile, he's a freakin' monkey with a fez that jumps around and bangs on war drums.

David Icke is just a racist against reptiles. It's common sense that reptiles have a natural right to covertly rule over the human race.

EndAll...It's not right to out people who are secretly reptiles. Taking people out of the closet doesn't just disrupt the world order, it disrupts many individuals personal order and privacy. People should be able to live as reptiles in peace.

Thank you, professor . Good to see the faculty are open minded enough to hire a gigantic reptile. I just hope you have tenure as you're bound to stomp some students to death.

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*promote

So liberating 30 million Iraqs from a cruel dictator in favor of free elections is the US "interfering with another nation's sovereignty" but the reproductive health of women around the world, that's our business, and so we should fund irresponsibility overseas, just like liberals do here at home.

And the only reason Obamarx hired this reptile was crosshairs insurance.