Greetings and hallucinations fellow sifters:

I am happy to announce that our next roast will begin on Friday, December 21, 2007 at 9:30ish PM, PST. Again, Thylan tumbled his magic die to select the Roastee and the Master of Ceremonies. *Bass drum please . . .

They are:

Roastee: karaidl

Master of Ceremonies: rottenseed

MC rottenseed will kick-off the ceremony with an opening post. The rest of us will add on our remarks. karaidl will have the opportunity to fire back when all the roasters have finished.

Sifters not already in the “roasting pool”, who jump in to comment, will be added to the pool for future roastings.

We have a couple of days to research and prepare our material. karaidl has kindly agreed to post answers from a revised survey. This will be the official roast study guide.

Hopefully the larger skewer will arrive by Friday night. In the meantime we need to chop some more wood for this inferno.

THE JESTER