Oh lord. I remembered this from five years ago. Yikes.

Music is different, so not a dupe.

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It's time that we let the world know
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It's time that we let the world know
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Most of Videosift is petty stuff.

Many great sifters have left because of the clique-ish, self aggrandizing, first-world-problem-griping nature of Videosift.

The Siftquisitions that take place to "sort out" the squabbles are often times the most petty.

As I believe it was in my case..

(It was my causal, blunt-as-usual comment to Pumpkin or whoever that resulted in me being attacked & eventually banned.)

So yeah, Videosift is unique in that it is both petty & pedantic..

A decent - but flawed - idea.

..which why the rest of the internet has ignored it & its community.

Oooh well, it was pretty nice when it started.

Wonder how long it'll be before Dag finally shuts the lights off.

Cheers, hopes yours is filled with Turkey and football and pumpkin pie!

(Did I get that right? Those are thanksgiving things, yeah?)

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Certainly something. Pumpkin juice, another juice or peanut butter. The original video I saw had a bad intro of the guy talking as he puts the pumpkin on the table then coming back out... though it lacked the music.

*promote because once you carve it, pumpkins don't last.

Ok, well, there is NO WAY those statistics can be correct.
9.6% people dressing as Witches?
Batman in second place and Vampires in third?
23 Million pets? 7.9% of pets dressed as a pumpkin?

There is no way whatsoever they can know what everyone dresses up as. Sure they can gauge sales of store bought costumes. But they have no way of knowing how many people make up their own costumes or re-use old costumes.

Hey fuck you, John; I love pumpkin spice. PUMPKIN SPICE PANCAKES.

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Because Pumpkins

The Shins (opening for Sebastian and Belle), Blink 182 (after they reunited), The Killers (three times), and Smashing Pumpkins.

Prior to that my only concert was when I was about 20 when I saw Michael Bolton after winning tickets on the radio. Nosebleed seats plus Michael Bolton; you can imagine how great that concert was.