I'm an asshole on the internet.

Originally grew up on a farm, then moved to Detroit. But have lived in NYC, Berlin, San Diego and currently Los Angeles.

I'm a professional concept painter, production designer and digital artist for major 2D/3D TV and feature animation. If you have kids, they probably have tshirts of my projects. If you like cartoons, you probably love a few things I've done. I've painted and illustrated since a wee child, then dropped out of high school and started working as a designer at 17.

I'm also a musician and have released 6 albums and over 20 EPs on fairly large electronica record labels. I also run my own smaller record label for three years, and although we exclusively release vinyl (yes, vinyl) we still are able to turn a small profit. I stopped playing live two years ago, but have travelled all throughout the US and EU performing at raves, clubs, and underground parties. I don't play trance or house or any of that shit. If you're into Warp, Noodles, Rephlex etc, then that's more my sound.

I have a huge record collection, and I collect art.

To say I'm liberal is an understatement. I hate all religions (even you, Buddha), love all drugs, and am a very kind, thoughtful, selfless person. I love guns. I also love robots, especially ones that destroy other robots, preferably in a very violent way, in a fashion that involves fire.

Science fuckin' owns.


I like guns, and I love shooting guns. I'd love to shoot an RPG one day. I have a police officer brother, so I've been able to shoot a lot of guns with him. They call us "gun totin' liberals". I like pyrotechnics and explosives. Military technology amazes me, although I wish it were used to do something other than kill brown people.


Cops should not have tazers.


I think I mentioned that I like drugs, but I'll say it once again. Psychedelics should be mandatory. I have smoked marijuana regularly for over 20 years.

I follow politics way too closely, and it makes me hate life. I should probably become one of those people who enjoys life and pays zero attention to politics.

I drink beer almost every day. My favorite beers are Belgian, although Stone, Craftsman and Anchor Steam are some of the finest California brews around.

Yes, I play video games and read and love sex.


ok, now back to making you hate me.

None of us is as cruel as all of us.

LOL. Idiot lady gave her full name when asked by some idiot with a camera. Serves her right for holding unquestioned idiot ideas.

If she can't tell the difference between born in Hawaii, or that Kenya is not in Arabia, or that muslim is not passed down through the blood or the maternal line she deserves whats she gets.

Oh yeah, there is no such thing as "born again". They lied, it was made up to make coke addicts, dry drunks and whores feel better about themselves.

>> ^thinker247:
Bullying? If she can't handle it, maybe she shouldn't spread rumors about Obama that she hasn't verified. Why should it matter if she's 75? If she's ignorant she shouldn't even be allowed to vote, let alone spread lies about someone.
>> ^thepinky:
I agree with bareboards. This video isn't even worth our time. This woman is clearly not intelligent and very ignorant. Sifters probably love it because they see it as some kind of reflection on McCain supporters. All I see is some silly people letting themselves become offended by a half-crazy lady. She's 75 and they're sort of bullying her.

Bullying? If she can't handle it, maybe she shouldn't spread rumors about Obama that she hasn't verified. Why should it matter if she's 75? If she's ignorant she shouldn't even be allowed to vote, let alone spread lies about someone.

>> ^thepinky:
I agree with bareboards. This video isn't even worth our time. This woman is clearly not intelligent and very ignorant. Sifters probably love it because they see it as some kind of reflection on McCain supporters. All I see is some silly people letting themselves become offended by a half-crazy lady. She's 75 and they're sort of bullying her.

I agree with bareboards. This video isn't even worth our time. This woman is clearly not intelligent and very ignorant. Sifters probably love it because they see it as some kind of reflection on McCain supporters. All I see is some silly people letting themselves become offended by a half-crazy lady. She's 75 and they're sort of bullying her.

There are many legends about that, it gets a boost of credibility because the military/government instead of just telling the truth and saying it was a failed experiment that resulted in nothing they were caught lying about it and saying there wasnt even an experiment that day (which was proven not true). I heard they werent trying to mess with space time but to create a strong enough magnetic current that would actually bend/reflect light rays away from the ship (invisible) which doesnt sound nearly as crazy as messing with space time (this "time travel" stuff takes away from what really happened and distracts us, the military probably loves these guys preaching about time travel since they know once they say that the discussion is over). What ever is "said" to have happen there is a much better doc that i cant seem to find that focuses more on the conspiracy to cover up what ever happened since some soliders did die and their families deserve an explanation

My girlfriend has been in love with Michael Cera ever since we saw him in Arrested Development. Actually, she's probably loved him longer then that. This movie ended up being a LOT better then I thought it would be.