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poolcleaner says...

Portrait view is the only method for capturing my entire cock on the camera. I'm simply being matter of fact. Because of my giant cock I have just gotten used to holding my camera this way. It's probably not a problem for everyone....

mxxcon said:

you are holding your phone wrong.

The road above the clouds

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Teacher Finds Cat Drawn On His Whiteboard

Sweet Disposition

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John Cleese on Stupidity

zaust says...

How can I show this to my neighbours and make them understand it?Timeline of this weekend - we saw some of them dressed to the nines getting into a stretched limo on Friday.

On Saturday they (as normally) loudly discussed how the person they saw could have performed for 5 more minutes whilst simultaneously stating how this performer had proven Michael Jackson's saintliness because said MJ had stayed with the performer for 4 days.

It's worth noting at this point all we knew was they went out somewhere in a stretched limo and saw someone who had MJ to visit for 4 days.

On the Sunday the normal loud talking over our fence lead to the discovery that not only did my neighbors take a stretched limo to arrive at a Michael Flatley concert. They couldn't recall the name of the long haired blonde peado with a cigar (it was Jimmy Saville - most prolific sexual predator in history) or as they roundly called him "that Australian dude" (Rolf Harris - more cherished, like painted the queens portrait, but still sent down for being a peed).

So the outcome of this is my neighbors who have a very small 4 bed house (would be 3 except they opened the loft), own 9 cars, have a 32, 26 and 18 year old still living at home. They hire a stretched limo so they go an see Michael Flatley perform live then come home and discuss loudly how Michael Jackson was obviously a good person because he stayed with Michael Flatley. Shortly afterwards they then totally struggled to remember the names of the biggest sex offender ever known in the uk and the most treasured letdown of all time.

This is almost par with them discussing a new flavor of chips/crisps for 45 min or that time 4 of them tried to count the same amount of change for >20 mins and none of them could agree the same amount.

Sorry had to rant - I'd love to confront them over the noise/cars/stupidity etc but I'm a mildly tough 40 year old. Their highly violent and the 26 year is a goddamn cagefighter.

I honestly can't vent enough - literally I could write a novel on how much my neighbors suck. Just as a final point to carry things across - I recently needed to cut back some ivy in my backgarden. During the hour this took they played Natasha Beddingfield's "These Words" 5 times. Yes I'm a Maggot, Yes I'm a 40 year old who probably needs to stop jumping into moshpits. But Natasha Beddingfield??? 5 times?? Really????

Pixar Short - One Man Band (2005)

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Phooz says...

This is a precise camera shot considering he is in PORTRAIT MODE WTF! Although it is nice that it captured more length of the strike!

Clever art installation

Woman photoshopped in different countries - What is Beauty?

RunRabbitRun says...

That be charging money for doing no work approach. Nice.

I wish they'd actually asked people in various countries which portrait they prefer (with the countries hidden). To see if it's a cultural taste, or just shit photoshop work.

ARRESTED FOR ANTI-OBAMA POSTS

chingalera says...

Enlistees are 'issued' firearms (no ownership) there, newtboy.

Intelligence-fucking-itself uses sophistic argument and deliberately obtuse verbiage and observation to render a portrait of perceived events to suit a comfortable take on collective events, sometimes forcing the same upon others in a relatively fascist and self-destructive form of delusional, self-preservation...other-times hollering it from a street-corner with an i.p.address instead of a familiar sign.

Raub may be doing something similar, perhaps even his attorney suing the A-list of federal organizations is as off-his-nut. Doubt it though when apparently the social implementation of theory is running amok in the opposite direction...

newtboy said:

I noted he's a veteran but his attorney actually said there's no evidence he ever owned a firearm...um...WHAT?!?
I must agree with @Fairbs, without the actual comments and charges this is an inflammatory fluff piece with little actual information.

Funny Cat Hop

poolcleaner says...

I would argue that some things are better in portrait view, rather than landscape. For example, filming yourself receiving BJ is ALWAYS better when you film the vertical. Unless the person filming it has a small penis, then I understand the desire for always horizontal.

Payback said:

Cat owner needs Horizon app.



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