>> ^StukaFox:

9/11 Conspiracy Theories for Dummies:
George W. Bush -- THAT George W. Bush -- for reasons known only to himself decided he wanted to knock down the World Trade Center, blame the whole thing on terrorists from Saudi Arabia and use that as a pretense to invade Iraq.
Yes, THAT George W. Bush.
He decided the WTC should collapse, so he had some people rig the building with explosives/thermite. They did this without being spotted by the people who worked in the buildings, the people who maintained the buildings, the people who secured the buildings or the people who inspect the buildings.
Then, because he's George W. Bush, he decided to sex the whole thing up by flying a couple of Boeings into the Towers. So he hired a crew of hijackers and said "Hey, you lot, would you please fly these airplanes into the World Trade Center, but don't tell anyone what you're up to while you're in training here in American flight schools? Yeah, you'll die and stuff and your names will be infamous and you'll shame your families -- but hey, look: MONEY!" Oddly, no one said no to this offer, because no one has come forth to talk about the wackiest government job interview ever.
Oh yeah, and he got some guys to fly some other planes into stuff, too, because just flying two commercial airliners into buildings wasn't believable enough as is.
So the explosive guys and the plane-flyer guys all got together on September 11, 2001, and WHAMMO!, the whole crazy plan went off without a hitch!
Then, the guys who planted the explosives, the guys who supplied the explosives, the guys who ordered the guys to plant the explosives, the guys who trained the pilots, the guys who gave the orders to the guys who trained the pilots, the guys who paid off all the guys, the guys who were in charge of making sure all the guys did their things and all the other guys who were involved in keeping all the loose ends tied up, all of them kept their mouths shut. All of them were so well-paid and so fundamentally evil that they never breathed a word of their part in the murders of almost three thousand people.
The most amazing part is that these same guys have been able to keep scientists, journalists, government investigators and peer-reviewed journals from printing a word of proof of any of this -- a conspiracy so vast that even the Democrats -- who would stand to make incredible gains by exposing mass-murder on the part of the far right -- have kept quiet about it.
But luckily, a plucky group of internet users with, no background in building engineering, physics, thermodynamics or materials engineering, have seen through this whole charade and are ringing the bell to alert a drowsy national of sheeple that shit ain't right, yo! And just as soon as they're able, they'll bring George W. Bush -- yes, THAT George W. Bush -- to account for his role in the worst conspiracy in American history, next to those faked Moon landings and Pearl Harbor.
There you have it, 9/11 Conspiracy Theories for Dummies.


What in the fuck are you talking about? Where in this thread has ANYONE said anything about GW doing this? Where? LOL you write this drivel yourself, or plagiarize it off some web site?

That shit eater plagiarized.

"I can tip toe, while you take a piss, spy on you while your little boy shits."

That's CKY! *shakes her head in disgust* Plagiarism is detestable.

My favorite quote from CHL "Hey Lord, whatever I done don't strike me blind for the next couple of minutes" definitely does not apply to this video

LOL at the cactus at 0:20. >> ^gargoyle:

Plagiarized from Cool Hand Luke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kliy32YWFcU

Plagiarized from Cool Hand Luke
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kliy32YWFcU

i donno. I would rather settle this now than have someone settle it for us. do you have a compromise?


In reply to this comment by Norsuelefantti:
Damn, you have a nicer embed, and a GREAT title! Maybe I should try to *dupe yours and stone-hot plagiarize you? It is technically a bit differently edited clip though... What do you think?

In reply to this comment by marinara:
just like mine. upvote!

Damn, you have a nicer embed, and a GREAT title! Maybe I should try to *dupe yours and stone-hot plagiarize you? It is technically a bit differently edited clip though... What do you think?

In reply to this comment by marinara:
just like mine. upvote!

>> ^NetRunner:

Not accusing Cenk of plagiarism or anything like that, but Matt Taibbi made this point first, and with more swearing.


It's not up on YouTube yet, but TYT had an interview today with Matt Taibbi regarding that very article. Watch this space.

Edit: Also Taibbi only beat him by about two hours, this clip I posted is from their show on the 28th.

Not accusing Cenk of plagiarism or anything like that, but Matt Taibbi made this point first, and with more swearing.

>> ^gwiz665:

Men at Wok are usually good cooks.
I love that restaurant. You should see what they come out & sing for birthdays.

So that one little section of the flute part constitutes plagiarism? If that's the case, there are tons of little bits of songs that sound like other songs. Haven't these people ever heard of mash ups?

>> ^thinker247:

I need to get out of this state.


I need to get out of this country.

Your video, Idaho Republican Candidate Plagiarizes 2004 Obama Speech, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

>> ^vaporlock:
What BS. The song is from 1934 and it still has a valid copyright. Out-f ckin-rageous!!!


Thank Disney.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

That's great - I might plagiarize you and post that to him. I invited him to the Sift - but I don't think he is willing to face the star chamber.

Beyonce, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but Coldplay had the best musical group plagiarism of all time.