He sure has a lot of pineapples.

I think I just found my wife her magic food.

You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. mushroom-kabobs, mushroom creole, mushroom gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple mushroom, lemon mushroom, coconut mushroom, pepper mushroom , mushroom soup, mushroom stew, mushroom salad, mushroom and potatoes, mushroom burger, mushroom sandwich. That- that's about it.

Hey, um, the weed . . . um you're spilling the weed . . . seriously, that's a lot of weed you're dropping there . . . uh, weed's expensive and shit, like a lot of money . . . unless you go to OCEAN GREENS!

That's right -- OCEAN GREENS: Seattle's #1 recreational pot retail store! Ocean Greens is home of the $200 OZ and the $30 eighters of primo bud! And it's right on Highway 99, so you can score some smoke and a handjob from an underaged Asian hooker as well. OCEAN GREENS: I scream, you scream, Seattle screams for OCEAN GREENS!

(nb: I was not paid in any way, shape or form by Ocean Greens for this post. Except for the couple of joints of Golden Pineapple they kicked down. And that Oz of God's Gift. But apart from that, I got nothing.)

There's actually a kind of pineapple, often called Kona White, that has incredibly low acid content and is super sweet even without the miracle fruit to help. They're pretty hard to find, though, if you aren't on Hawaii.

Pineapple on these things is just...wow. Lemon was good too. I thought if you took all the sour out of lemon it wouldn't taste like lemon. I was wrong.

Pineapple on pizza is an abomination and if you like it, you are almost as bad as Hitler.

Yessss pepperoni and pineapple is my favorite

I prefer pepperoni and pineapple. Ham's all weird and chewy.

I've never done DMT before, but I watched this while totally ripped on some delicious Golden Pineapple and it was wonderfully intense enough!

Thank your friend for sharing his vision.

Look! Look at the monkey! Look!

Did anyone else notice that so many are up in arms about the ridiculous idea of a "talking pineapple", but no one even seemed to notice the talking animals?

I'm not a big fan of the education companies but the Pineapple question sounds overblown:

http://ideas.time.com/2012/05/04/what-everyone-missed-on-the-pineapple-question/

Pineapple lumps http://www.amazon.com/Pascalls-Pascal-Pineapple-Lumps-140g/dp/B009SM8G0M

This sounds like another great reason to grow your own produce. Then, with the exception of airborne chemicals you can't avoid, you can know what's gone into your own food, and decide for your self which chemicals are acceptable and which aren't. Strawberries are fairly easy to grow. I have 4 large beds of them, all started from one $3 6pack 5 years ago and grown on cheap, plentiful poo, not man made chemicals. Egg shells and horticulture oil work as good as most pesticides, and do no harm. I still lose 20% to pests, but I just grow 300% more than we can eat, so no problem.
I get not everyone can subsistence farm at home, but almost everyone has a window they can put a potted strawberry in....or a pineberry (a new variety, pineapple flavored strawberries).

They ignored the fact that other crops are grown next to the berries that may absorb the toxic chemicals, and that other chemicals are put on those other crops that also drift to the berries, contaminating them with other poisons. I'm glad they did at least mention direct neighborhood contamination.

Maybe so..., but in your description: "From http://boingboing.net/2014/12/15/baby-terrified-by-pineapple.html ..."

My point is not aimed at you, but the people naming these video in ways that don't represent what we are seeing, just for media hype and click-throughs. We all do it to an extent, but lately, It's been out of control, and apparently, it's making me edgy

"You won't believe what she does..."
"People are speechless when they see..."
"You won't believe what happens next..."

Facebook is overrun with these click farm posts.