OW! MY FREAKING HOPES AND DREAMS!!

OW! MY FREAKING EARS!!

Ow

Ow, my freakin ears!

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On the next episode of Ow My Liver....

Tonight on a very special episode of Ow My Balls we go pro.

(In case you don't remember....)
https://youtu.be/r_4jrMwvZ2A

NeXT oN ThE BBC ViOlEnce ChAnnEl - An All NeW 'Ow My Balls'

"And here's our prize . . . OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OH FUCK MAKE IT GO AWAY OW OW OW OW!"

I'm still waiting for "Ow My Balls!"

Yeah, I'm a little lost on h ow he could be as old as he is and not have heard the song several times... could be a culture thing too, but either way, I'd have thought he heard the song many times, perhaps just never really sat down an actually listened to it.

Ho Lee Fook and Bang Ding Ow where the first on the scene.
Here is that video clip. https://youtu.be/CaOkTKfxu44

I knew I shouldn't have clicked play, in this dimension or any other. Ow my brain.

"If you see one of these things in the desert, don't touch it!"

Naw, really? The big, pissed-off centipede thing with giant jaws: Don't touch that? Well, FUCK! NOW you tell me! Damn, I was about to pet it and call it George. You certainly saved my ass there, Mr. "Hey -- I wonder what'll happen if I piss this motherfucker off and let it bite me? OW OW OW OW OW OW!!"

The saddest thing is there's probably video out on the internets of some guy sticking one of these things on his dick and letting it bite him. I mean, getting bit on the forearm is so 2017: you gotta up your game to get those YouTube views! 20,000,000 views and you get a free yo-yo!

Yup, time to write another review on Leafly.

6:03 - I have to wonder how severely fucked that guy is. Ow.