I can write one-liners

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There's another one of his on the sift somewhere where he says "In case you haven't noticed, I tell one liners. Funny story how that all started..."

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Am I the only one who dislikes his little one-liners at the beginning, followed by the smug looking around for approval from all his guests?

The final speech was much better.

Now what would have been really funny is if Buzz had used an action movie one liner... I have the perfect one:

"TO THE MOON ALICE!"

Rich Hall is actually quite funny, though I don't think he shines in this one-liner heavy setting.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Rich-Hall-Live-at-the-Apollo-2005

Nice comedy one liners.

>> ^budzos:
See, I could make Commando and call it an adaptation of All My Children. I'm sure many people would prefer my movie to the source material, but that would not make it a good adaptation.


Actually, I kinda of want to see that movie... All my Children with lots of explosions and one-liners... I'm there!

My one-liner instrument is not properly calibrated to make a deposit of this magnitude.

>> ^alien_concept:
Ok EDD, i'm with ya, really I am. I hate it when everyone jumps onto a good thing too.
But I bet no-one is going to give mauz a hard time for submitting nearly every Attenborough clip known to man! Because it's quality stuff and it should be here, right? Right

>> ^gwiz665:
You can find a bunch of great zingers and one-liners by searching for comments ordered by number of votes.


Indeed - but I wanted to see individual sifters' personal favourites. I did go through the top comments though. I enjoyed that huge discussion on porn that thepinky brought up.

You can find a bunch of great zingers and one-liners by searching for comments ordered by number of votes.

Yea, your opinions suck, edeot. Keep on feeding us one liners to upvote, that is your task here...nobody expects more of you, nobody wants to see more out of you.

>> ^Januari:
So show me again?... where in this video that question is asked and answered?.. i'm paying attention now.


You're arguing about something very petty.

Fine, you're right. The title of this post is misleading.

It doesn't change the fact that Obama's own press secretary just said what most of us here - myself especially - are so pissed off about.

Obama has no plans to legalize marijuana and he doesn't seem willing or able to give us a good reason why. He treated us like jokes and brushed us off with a snarky one-liner. We're not important enough for either his time or concern.

I would really like to write a research paper on the phenomena of these techno one-liner remixes, they're fascinating.