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He just wanted to practice his kick-flips

Babymech says...

Oh God. If he'd been around when I was a kid, and just told me "Aw go on, join the navy" in that sincere tone, I would've enlisted with any country that would have me.

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Real Time - New Rule – Learn How to Take a Joke

StukaFox says...

So these two Jews are in Dachau looking at all the scenes of torture and death surrounding them when one cries out "Oh God, this can't get any worse!" Just then, the cloudy heavens open up and it starts raining scorpions.

"Thank you, God!" he cries out in joy.

"Why are you thanking God for THIS?" the other Jew asks in despair.

"Because -- free scorpions!" he replies.


Your turn, Bob.

bobknight33 said:

The Clinton's started political correctness. And now you can't even tell a joke. Thanks Liberalism.

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GenjiKilpatrick jokingly says...

Also

Fuck the Irish and Jews, they don't get murdered at rate of 1 every 28 hours.

If i were to break all four of your limbs, then tell you:
"Stop crying, some people have it much worse you know."

You would look at me EVEN CRAZIER and probably wonder:

"WTF does that have to do with me?!
I'm suffering MAJORLY right now, right here! Help me!
Oh god please, help me."

But when you or any other "mildly racist" white asshole say it..
It's like some Zen Buddha shit.

"we all suffer. we all are one."

Get the FUCK outta here with that bullshit!

Go read my fuckin' sift talk already.
Then come back and tell me if you'd ever say to a women:

"Well, you know. LOTS of women get Raped, hun. Even men too. They don't seem to complain about it a lot."

No.. you won't.. crazy assholes.

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Brits watch Documentary About An Americans Giant Ball Sack

newtboy says...

"Oh god...I'll never be able to eat a faggot again...will you?"
Did I really just hear someone seriously say that?!?

I'm really glad he got the surgery. That wasn't the case the last time I heard about this man......Oh...that wasn't the case the last time I heard about him either. Sad.

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Paid Family Leave

ChaosEngine says...

Oh god, someone in the US please tell me that Hooters ad is real... 'cos that is just amazing. BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

On topic, when I was 22, I was a young software developer and offered a job in the US. They pay was great and then they told me I'd get 2 WHOLE WEEKS vacation. At which point I hung up. I now have 5 in NZ (on top of public holidays).

The way employees are treated in the US is little short of medieval.
We get 14 weeks paid parental leave in NZ and most people think that's nowhere near enough.

Sen. Ted Cruz at Liberty University announces his candidacy

ChaosEngine says...

Oh god, it's 31 minutes long? Fuck that noise. I'm just going to assume it's "blah blah god blah blah those awful gays blah blah climate change is fake something something obama"

@newtboy, apparently he squeaks in on a technicalit
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.

Between being Canadian and being an idiot, you would hope it's the idiot part that disqualifies him. That, and he stole his campaign logo from Al Jazeera

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skinnydaddy1 says...

Worked in the TI wafer-fab in the late 90's when They first started producing the DLP chips. OH god where they hard to produce. The failure rate was through the roof. We had companies begging for more of the chips and we just could not produce them fast enough. On a standard 6 or 8 in. wafer (the largest we produced at the time) you may of gotten one good chip. The upper management was on our case constantly and we kept telling them we are doing the best we could with the equipment we had. Everything went downhill from there. They killed our vacation and sick days, Changed the way people could get fired. Moral tanked and we just stopped giving a shit. One bout of flu and then an accidental food poisoning and poof I was gone. Seven years wasted. Have not looked back since.

Institutionalized 2014 - Body Count

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Keeping Russia's sidewalks free of douchy drivers

dannym3141 says...

On the one hand when the sticker goes on, a part of me thinks oh god, well that's a bit much. But then again, when they try to run the lads over they totally deserve it, and they do give repeated warnings about what WILL happen before they do it. I very rarely break any rules when i'm out driving, the very most i'll do is speed by 10 mph to keep with the flow of traffic instead of impeding it when everyone rushes home from work. But i'd like to think if i were in that situation, faced with their reasoned and polite arguments, i'd end up commending them before doing as they asked.

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