Overly sensitive monorail driver spoils another suicide attempt. WHAT DO SQUIRRELS HAVE TO LIVE FOR ANYWAY??

Not to mention the monorail guy OR Troy McCluer

150mph and all they can come up with is a fifty foot hill?

This isn't a roller coaster, it's a monorail.

Because it was stapled to the back of the chicken.

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
If you're Randall Flagg, then I'm Blaine the monorail. Now, tell me, why did the dead baby cross the road?

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Hey, what's up?

In reply to this comment by poolcleaner:
Well, hello, Randall.

^Upside-down monorail cat?

Nice, but no match for monorail cat.

Hey, JJ. Thanks for the promote!

In reply to this comment by JiggaJonson:
Damn... I want one!
*promote

I remember wanting that space monorail set sooo much!

>> ^grinter:
ok, so what keeps a monorail on track?


Mostly, horizontally mounted wheels that grab onto the sides of the monorail.

>> ^grinter:
ok, so what keeps a monorail on track?


Magnetism - Not all so called monorails actually ride on wheels!

>> ^grinter:
ok, so what keeps a monorail on track?

Gyro monorail
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gyro_monorail
Also very ingenious.

ok, so what keeps a monorail on track?

OMFG - this is BEYOND awesome. MONORAIL!

Must. promote. This. As fast as possible.

I spotted this political mashup with a Simpson's song. It was submitted by starless sifter.

http://animation.videosift.com/video/Monorail-Obama-as-Lyle-Lanley

monorail, mono meaning one and rail meaning rail