What if I were a young and nubile maid? Then could I?


>> ^grinter:

>> ^bareboards2:
Okay. This is a dupe. Someone with a great memory found a link. The original is four years old. If you dupe this right now, a little bit of fun will be removed from the world.
I promise you -- chic, this is for you -- that I will dupe this myself once it has run its course. The old vid will get a bunch more votes, new people to the sift get a treat, I gain nothing from it except the joy of providing a giggle to folks, which is a win for me.
Please don't Early Dupe this. It is not a service to the sift to Early Dupe it, yes?

Wow! what a politician!
...just don't hump me when I'm not looking.

the 70% tax bracket we had for super rich before the reagan admin served several purposes. One was that it forced them to re-invest profits rather than taking them. and that created jobs. now they build $50 million dollar homes in bel air. but they still create jobs... gardener, butler, handyman, pool boy, maid...etc.

Thanks to Hybrid for the post. #2 never did make the trip. Russ Meyer (Kitten's lover at the time) wouldn't allow it. Can somebody find and post Kitten's appearance on Rip Taylor's $1.49 wedding show? She played a very sexy french maid on that one but didn't win.All these shows were Chuck Barris specials. The irony was Chuck was reputedly a CIA hit man & may well have travelled to Columbia to snuff someone for real.
At 62 Kitten shows her age but has managed to age gracefully and is still a joyful person despite all she's been through these past 30 years.We are aquainted.

you've substituted "maid" for "mate" in the description as well

Go far enough back and we all have the same ancestors. After that, there were a bunch of people and some of them preyed on others. At the same time, there were any number of disasters and windfalls, any amount of luck, good and bad, death, disease, theft, charity, feuds and reconciliations, new ideas and paradigms; all of which affected the society in which we find ourselves and the advantages our parents could pass onto us, what our grandparents could pass on to our parents, our great-grandparents to our grandparents and on. Historical inequality exists, racially driven and, crucially, otherwise, but all of it completely beyond our control so it may as well have been random. Do we consider every bounce of the die in its course, or do we just say it came up six?

Say a millionaire discovered he would have been twice as rich if only his maid's ancestors hadn't ripped his family off 500 years ago, does the maid write him a cheque? History may make for amusing speculation, but it's not a serious study and can never be applied to anything meaningful. For example, I like the idea that black and white were getting along fine until the 1600s when some scheming rich folk invented racism.

>> ^peggedbea:

I may be misunderstanding your point. So, sure, any anthropology class will teach you that race doesn't really exist and is only a cultural construct, like gender (not sex, gender).
But to say that inequality based on who your ancestors were doesn't exist and that how you may be subconsciously perceived by societal institutions is just a "roll of the dice" is a bit of a stretch.
I'm not sure what you're trying to say with that last line. But American society was indeed set up to intentionally draw lines based on "race" and to both create and exploit racial tensions. And it worked fantastically well. Poor whites and white indentured servants were intentionally pitted against black slaves to be a buffer against revolts. The same concept is still being used to day with extravagant success, pit the lower classes against each other on the basis of some arbitrary tribe identification and they won't look too closely at how actively you're fucking them all over.

>> ^blankfist:

I look hawt!


I want your maid job!

Well, there goes my dream of Baby Punchers 'R Us.
>> ^rottenseed:

I don't get the black and white proposed when discussing law of businesses vs people. I think it's a businesses right to refuse business to anybody based on any criteria they choose. If they want to be racist that's fine, it's not illegal for an individual to do that, it shouldn't be illegal for a business to do it. I DO think that if a business is doing something illegal though, such as illegal dumping, murdering people, punching babies in the face, etc., they need to be punished. I don't think the government enforcing a law for corporations is any different than the government enforcing laws for people. I can be racist, but I can't punch a Guadalajarian maid in the knee caps. I can't dump toxic waste into the water, neither should DOW chemicals. I don't see the problem here. There's an easily distinguishable line.

I don't get the black and white proposed when discussing law of businesses vs people. I think it's a businesses right to refuse business to anybody based on any criteria they choose. If they want to be racist that's fine, it's not illegal for an individual to do that, it shouldn't be illegal for a business to do it. I DO think that if a business is doing something illegal though, such as illegal dumping, murdering people, punching babies in the face, etc., they need to be punished. I don't think the government enforcing a law for corporations is any different than the government enforcing laws for people. I can be racist, but I can't punch a Guadalajarian maid in the knee caps. I can't dump toxic waste into the water, neither should DOW chemicals. I don't see the problem here. There's an easily distinguishable line.

Lyrics:

Hey everybody, did the news get around
About a guy named Butcher Pete
Oh, Pete just flew into this town
And he's choppin' up all the women's meat

[Chorus]
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
He just hacks, wacks, choppin' that meat

Butcher Pete's got a long sharp knife
He starts choppin' and don't know when to stop
All you fellows gotta watch your wifes
'Cause Pete don't care who's meat he chops

Ever since Peter flew into town
He's been havin' a ball
Just cuttin' and choppin' for miles around
Single women, married women, old maids and all

Wakes up in the morning, half past five
Chops from sunrise to sunset
I don't see how he stays alive
Meat's gonna be the death of ole Pete, yeah

The police put Pete in jail
Yes, he finally met his faith
But when they came to pay his bail
They found him choppin' up his cell mate

That Butcher Pete is a crazy man
Tries to chop down the wind and the rain
Just hacks on anything he can get
Say, turn this record over, you ain't heard nothing yet
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Bye choggie, *promote

its funny how they say that in ten years you might have a robotic house maid ( bullshit imho).

WE would have to design homes differently in regards to having such a personal army of robotic doppelgangers doing your bidding letting you sit and get even more fat. Sure they have that Toyota or Honda robot that can walk; but in ten years do people honestly believe there will be a scenario where a robot will walk up/down stairs, fold the laundry vacuum with its feet while doing so and laying a scent trail or freshly baked bread ?



I THINK NOT.

This is what we get when McG realized he needed some kind of work product to write off the thousands of dollars he spent on Japanese maid-cafes and hentai.

If there is no accelerometer I don't see how I could use apps where I shake maid outfits off 20 something Japanese girls either. Apple probably put the accelerometer in first though, because data from it can be used to void your warranty.

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