This guy: lyrical genius!

>> ^robbersdog49:

Scroobius is a lyrical genius. Great music, well worth a listen.


Scroobius ris a ryrical reenius!

>> ^robbersdog49:

Scroobius is a lyrical genius. Great music, well worth a listen.


Yep, he's out of this world, I love everything he says and does. *promote!!!

Scroobius is a lyrical genius. Great music, well worth a listen.

For a "lyrical genius", just standing there like a gormless idiot and having someone else speak for him doesn't help his image as total wanker.

I also hear he's a gay fish

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

Being a good entertainer doesn't make you smart.
Exhibit 1: Tom Cruise
I rest my case, your honor.


No, but being a lyrical genius does.

I've got plenty of PE on mp3 and Chuck D is a talented lyrical genius, see. It's too bad his predictable politics are what they are. D has said in interviews he believes the White man poisons fried chicken and malt liquor to sterilize Blacks.

More power to Arizonans for defending the rule of law, secure borders and citizenship.

When I first saw the name NeuralNoise, I was intrigued. What could this cryptic username mean? Was it referring to how the seemingly chaotic maelstrom of neurons firing in all directions gives rise to what we call thought? Or was it perhaps a commentary on the effects of today's information overflow on our psyche?

Alas, upon further inquiry we now find that the username is nothing more than a fratboy's flaunting of his favourite band and/or novel. You know the type; the one who is the only person in the world who Truly Understands these lyrical geniuses, and knows in his heart that everyone else are lesser human beings for not adoring his idols as much as he does. He feels that His Band is under-appreciated by the general public, but he secretly harbors a fear that they will someday actually become popular, since this would render him obsolete. After all, his mindless adulation is his only substitute for a lack of personality. Yeah, NeuralNoise is that guy. No wonder rasch "Dylan" 187 likes him.

This is symptomatic for the rest of NeuralNoise's sorry character. Oh, great, you managed to inseminate some woman. Now this is suddenly all your existence revolves around. You even have the audacity to blog about it. Well, congratulations. You have taken the essence of this narcissistic medium and turned it into a dark and frightening shadow of itself. Exploiting your daughter to feed your exaggerated sense of self-importance; I'm disgusted. Good luck living through your children for the rest of your life.

The shallow nature of NeuralNoise is also evident in his answers:


What is your favorite video on videosift?
Can´t remember anymore. But living in Brazil, I blame videosift on my addiction to Maher, Colbert and Stewart bits
Favorite comment on videosift?
confess you are asking these questions only to make fun of my alzheimer-ridden brain


Yeah right, blame your memory. Can it be so hard to look through the top-rated comments on the site and pick one of them? I rather think you only care about the videos and comments you yourself have posted, and your faux modesty prevents you from mentioning them. VideoSift is simply your arena for assertiveness. Let's hope this roast can rectify some of that.

Come on people, this isn't just any normal song... this is lyrical genius.

*promote

Well, he is a motherfuckin' lyrical genius, yo. Surprised he didn't take her head off with a baseball bat.

He's a lyrical genius. The voice of a generation.
NOT A GAY FISH!

He's not even knocking their songwriting or their musicianship, merely pointing out that they were not sudden musical (or lyrical) geniuses. It took a lot of work. And, like most great artists, they sucked early on.

This video : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7Avso83xwA
has the lyrics in spanish and english, as the song is playing.
(it's safe for work, assuming no one in earshot knows the spanish slang "puta")

english translation below:

Hey friends . . .
Go ahead friends . . .
Come on, come on, my love
I really like your flavor
Not not not not your heart
Really really like your lemon
Give me your fruit
Come on, my love . . .
I love you, whore!
I love you, whore!
Oh, so good

Oh, so good, one, two, three
Yes, I want you once again
But not not not your heart
More more more of your lemon
Darling
Give me your fruit
Give me your fruit
Come on, my love . . .
I love you, whore!
I love you, whore!
Oh, so good

Between your legs I'm going to cry
I'm going to be happy and sad
I'm going to be happy and sad

More, more, more, please
More, more, more, yes, yes, sir
More, more, more, please
More, more, more, yes, yes, sir
Don't be afraid of me
I'm not going to eat you
More, more, more, please
More, more, more, yes, yes, sir
Yes, yes, sir

I love you, whore!
I love you, whore!
Give it to me, give it to me
I love you, whore!