Should we instaban this screen name or have some fun first?

http://videosift.com/member/Herbalsstore

http://videosift.com/talk/Try-Enlast-Personal-Male-Lubricant-Risk-Free-For-Sex

>> ^arvana:

The half-life of the transverse waves propagated from that slap indicate a damping factor of: FIRM.


You said exactly what I was going to post! So, instead...

In this new video being created by our highly skilled graduates; the camera speed will be slightly slower at 1000 FPS @1920x1080 (or higher if intended for use with IMAX or a screen over two meters) with a secondary stream containing a duplicate, but separate feed set proportionately two-centimeters apart from the other feed. Then slightly zoomed out at around a 5.7% overall frame increase in size and a slight 2° shift from the vertical, counter-clockwise. Then combine the two feeds to one feed, except beforehand, polarize the frames (or frame frequencies) 90° from the other (relatively). Hand out polarized glasses--that of course have a film matched to the polarized frequency. Then increase the overall playback time, matching with the framerate speed, to give a new perceived 30 minute length (20 seconds is ridiculous).

Then some 1960's or 1970's music can be added in (the beat of the music must match the wave speed; some "human intercourse" period film pieces may have the required music) to further increase the relation of wave propagation seen in the video demonstration. This will help add to the overall immersion and enjoyment of the experience.

Then, we suggest the use of lubrication (Group 5, with a Viscosity of 800cSt is recommended) and then use some transformational waves (many options are available) at a decent amplitude and frequency. One traditional method used is caused by simple human mechanical kinetic manipulation (flexing muscle groups) in a rhythmic horizontal/vertical oppositional motion spread out over a chosen time span. Speed, duration, and intensity are decided by the user or a human/non-human counterpart. Typically, this will propagate a strand of flagellates into a D-glucose polysaccharide chains in a combined structure for simple discontinuation and cleanup; then quickly proceeding on to the web browser and watching the next "sift*".

If "flagellate" reaction is not noticed or possible for you, please follow the yellow strip on the floor. On your way out you may participate in our free clinical study looking for medical problems. You will need to put on a special garment for the study, and you will receive a complimentary lollipop! Do not be disturbed if this reaction is not noticed as it is a well known and documented myth created by the sub-species that is the focus of our demonstration video. Do not be disturbed if you think you look like as said sub-species.

Thank you for watching our dissertation on wave propagation.
We look forward to our next project on fluid dynamics!


*sift, definition below

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1. A video on the website called "Videosift™"; sometimes amusing.
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now the government just needs to go back and lubricate the poles.

Proper lubrication is key.

>> ^dag:

Yes, and proper lubrication. I've a theory that egg temperature matters too. Cold eggs stick more. >> ^rottenseed:
>> ^dag:
Have no non-stick pans in the house. I don't miss it except when I cook eggs. It's tough to keep fried eggs from sticking in a stick-skillet - though it can be done.

I always think about a short order cook with one of those teppanyaki style gas-heated metal plates to cook on and how they never have any problems flippin' eggs. I think the key element (along with proper oiling of the device) is heat.


does the Leidenfrost effect come into play here???

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

Yes, and proper lubrication. I've a theory that egg temperature matters too. Cold eggs stick more. >> ^rottenseed:

>> ^dag:
Have no non-stick pans in the house. I don't miss it except when I cook eggs. It's tough to keep fried eggs from sticking in a stick-skillet - though it can be done.

I always think about a short order cook with one of those teppanyaki style gas-heated metal plates to cook on and how they never have any problems flippin' eggs. I think the key element (along with proper oiling of the device) is heat.

Innuendo, this whole video is full of it.

Shape, and smooth. Pinch and pull. Do it from all angles, and make a groove down the middle. Even and consistent handle, keep it really wet, lubricated. If you get to much friction. Length and thickness that you want.

Guys...

1. Take this video's Audio Track
2. Find a strange Sex Scene
3. Overlay this audio onto the Sex Scene
4. ?????
5. PROFIT!

Interesting name. Not inflatable. Okay. I'll jive with the lubricated version of yourself.

You are correct BT, and dag-As written, the guidelines are the opposite of implicit, and this video should be regarded/labeled/or otherwise considered as, again, according to the rules as scribbled-on-a-cocktail-napkin, soft porn.

therealblankman gets hard when he thinks about hotchicks and motorbikes, as do I.

Sexual arousal-face value merit otherwise=gonnagojackoffonthebikethatneedsfixingtorunnow!...with 90-weight gear lube as a lubricant....because I get horny when I smell that or think about smelling that , too!

>> ^chilaxe:

Am I the only one who's been waking up with disgusting machine lubricant all over my face?!


Probably.

>> ^siftbot:

I'm gay.


Am I the only one who's been waking up with disgusting machine lubricant all over my face?!

>> ^cybrbeast:
Alcohol wasn't designed for anything, it was discovered because it was recreational. Cigarettes weren't designed to be deadly, tobacco was discovered because it was recreational.
What are the positive benefits of alcohol besides recreation and a few vague and tenuous health benefits?
wiki
Also, studies indicate that the proportion of men with alcohol dependence is higher than the proportion of women, 7% and 2.5% respectively, although women are more vulnerable to long-term consequences of alcoholism. Around 90% of adults in United States consume alcohol, and more than 700,000 of them are treated daily for alcoholism.
[...]
Of the adult US population, at least 75% are drinkers; and about 6% of the total group are alcoholics. In groups which are almost 100% drinkers, the alcoholism rate is about 8%. Many reports state that about 73% of felonies are alcohol-related. One survey shows that in about 67% of child-beating cases, 41% of forcible rape cases, 80% of wife-battering, 72% of stabbings, and 83% of homicides, either the attacker or the victim or both had been drinking."

Cigarettes may kill people, but I doubt they hurt families as much as an alcoholic father can do. So lets ban alcohol, lets ban fast food, lets ban everything. Or just let people be responsible for themselves and make their own decisions.
>> ^spoco2:
Alcohol? Not designed to be addictive (some people are to it, but that's true of almost anything... you can find someone addicted to most anything these days), has positive benefits, and when drunk in moderation has little to no negative effect.



Cigarettes may not have been initially designed to be deadly, but they sure as hell have been 'improved' to be as addictive as they can possibly be to ensure that they keep those smokers going until they die.

You're missing the point in regards to drinking vs smoking. YES I AGREE that drinking can and does lead to bad things... but it doesn't have to. When consumed responsibly it does not have to result in anything bad occurring, it can act as a social lubricant, make good food better, etc. etc. Also, we all know how successful banning it turned out to be. The issues with alcohol, over and above alcoholism, is a societal one. If you got rid of alcohol from the poor and desperate, they would find something else to use to the same effect and still commit crime, and beat their wives etc. It's not the direct problem.

Also, you cite 7% of men and 2.5% of woman as being alcoholic... ok, so for that percentage then drinking should not be an option. Now... how about smoking? What percentage of smokers become addicted? Pretty darn close to 100%, and of those there are NO POSITIVE BENEFITS. None...

Now, I have never said it should be banned, never said it should be illegal, but it should not be allowed in areas where us non smokers frequent, because we don't deserve to be in a restaurant trying to enjoy a meal only to be assaulted by smoke. Nor do we wish to be waiting for a train and being engulfed in smoke. And again... the wish for others to stop smoking is as much for them as it is for us... we don't want to see them die.

Also, you saying that an alcoholic father who beats their children is a little off... for all the people that drink, and by your own figures that is BY FAR the majority of people, only a small, small percentage do that... compared to those that smoke, pretty much all will die a premature death, thereby robbing their children of a father earlier than need be.

You will never convince me that drinking s worse or even on the same level as smoking, never.

>> ^ReverendTed:
This piece isn't about hedonism, it's a metaphor for the American Military-Industrial Complex.


you see you should find this in museum and then place that on the description. not only would it be a usfull way of perceiving it but if the artist started with that in mind and ended up with what he did it would make them a very skilled artist.

>> ^ReverendTed:
This piece isn't about hedonism, it's a metaphor for the American Military-Industrial Complex.


It's a guide for geeks on how a vagina works.

>> ^choggie:
By the way, LOVE it when an artist gives me a blow job....


Hard to argue with that.