And this is why it'll keep going this way...

They knew (just like most MMO or server based games do) that there was demand and completely failed to meet it, then dropped key features like cheetah speed to try and play catch up...

As for F2P with microtransactions, no, it's not worse. It's far superior depending on the transaction model. I get to play the game and if I enjoy it, I can plonk down as much dosh as I wish to. With Simcity, they just couldn't play the game they paid for. Yay...

Nevermind if you want to while away the hours on a flight playing a bit of Simcity, or if your internet drops out for the evening. Just because most people can be connected all the time doesn't mean they always are. If you want to play it single player and miss out the regional stuff, why shouldn't you be able to?

And let's not even get started on stuff like tiny city sizes, broken mechanics like miniscule employment rates in high population cities causing your retail sector to collapse, fire stations ignoring calls from places next door merrily burning away, no undo, lost cities due to the cloud save fucking up etc...

You want to bend over and let them take advantage of you sans lube, go nuts, but every time you do you let them know it's okay to try it on with everyone else.

Rubik's cubes aren't lubed out of the box, but if you pop off the corners (very easy to do so and doesn't break the cube), you just fill it with petroleum jelly. Then just play with the cube to lubricate throughout and make it lightning fast! Then all you really need to do is flick your finger and it will spin one of the levels.

Candle making and Lube all-in-one. Someone's in for a really good night...

Put your wiener away, ant, you're scaring the cats.>> ^ant:

>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^not_blankfist:
>> ^rottenseed:
Um...he never said "Brace Yourself"

Brace yourself. VideoSift 5 is coming in dry.

No we are pretty lubed up, ready for insertion.

So, VS is screwing us?

>> ^not_blankfist:

>> ^rottenseed:
Um...he never said "Brace Yourself"

Brace yourself. VideoSift 5 is coming in dry.


No we are pretty lubed up, ready for insertion.

I would have thought carrying medication for some of the less attractive diseases or ailments would make their day. Second thought, being caught carrying a selection of pills would probably land you in a whole other world of trouble, best stick to creams or other things with big labels...

How about a variety of sex toys, novelty contraceptives and different flavours of lube?

...and Eros silicone lube. Nice.

You're more than welcome to vote for a tax cheat to be your new overlord if you admire that sort of thing...but don't fool yourself that you'll get any credit from him for doing so. You'll get fucked just like the rest of us, and he won't be supplying the lube either.

Laws catching up to technology? Here's a thought: let technology solve the problem, leave the law out of it. This is the kind of lube that allows things like SOPA/PIPA to slip right in.

Why are they using the word "coercive" so carelessly? Nobody owes you a job. If you don't get a job for not disclosing your password, that's awful, really, but I don't see any coercion going on there.

It doesn't matter how bad the job market is, laws like these have the best intentions towards the employee, but they just add to the already huge burden of hiring people, and establish a bad precedent of letting government overregulate every aspect of job relationships.

And people wonder why the job market sucks.

I also send lube text messages to some people.

Please, please, please I don't want this "frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex" to be our president!

just suggesting a good read is all
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Somewhat of a tangent here but, have you read Margaret Atwood's "The Handmaid's Tale"? It features a dystopic, theocratic USA. A very good read imo (just don't watch the movie, it is hella crap).

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>> ^hpqp:

Ugh, Santorum makes me sick to the stomach. And I'm not talking about the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter either.


I'm starting to like him. He's better than Romney in the sense that he actually BELIEVES and Does exactly what he says. He thinks the United States should live like psychotic Christians and homeschool their kids...he does it. Gotta admire that sort of dedication...gotta make sure it doesn't have ANY power.



Nope never heard of it. Why?