this makes me wanna stab everyone at fox.

on live television.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'tiger woods, golf, boob grab, live television' to 'tiger woods, golf, boob grab, bewbs, live television, stop iiittt' - edited by calvados

^ Men choke back their emotions. I sound that way when I try to put voice to something that's almost too painful to bear. A catch in the voice, maybe a halt to collect myself, and then try to finish the sentence with a straight face hoping no one noticed...and I've never been on live television for it.

Oh, and bonus upvote to Fjnbk for the secret message.

*news

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I'm more inclined to say, that the real "asshats" who continue to watch this shit on television, much less the sicker individuals who actually upload to, and then go looking for snippets of this bullshit diversion on the internet, to paste it here for a circle jerk, ad fucking infinitum, whilst sitting on their asses and doing noting to alter the content and quality of infotainment and diversion (this newscast, all newscasts) are the supreme assholes and ineffectual idiots of the planet-back forth back forth one two one two ....lockstep to oblivion, silly humans.....


NetRunner, you are one worst of them all here on the sift-Why continue, it's mind-numbing.....You are a bigger tool than most, but you can heal yourself....
Stop feeding your mind this tripe, perhaps?? The rhetoric is predictable, and all that comes of it here, are no solutions, simply 2-10 people pointing fingers at an actor whose job it is to divert your attention from the world of the real....Fucking ludicrous....


Stop feeding it to people simply because they will respond to it in kind??
Cultivate a personality beyond your passionate and illusory attachment to what you think is wrong with either this way of fucking the people of the world with what politician's programs, or that politician's obvious idiocy.....

This continual beating the same fucking horse until there is nothing left to beat but a concentration camp fence???....Playing into the hands of the keepers of the sheeple.....

Have I mentioned that every presidential candidate should be hog-tied and made to watch the Teletubbies while on a magnesium citrate drip on live television, while their wives are out partying with mexican midget wrestlers???

Oh dear, another down-voted comment, fuck all!!!

no worries...i got "duped" into thinking it was an original too. Like I said, poor naming and tagging.

In reply to this comment by Majortomyorke:
Thanks for letting me know. I'm really doing everything I can to not sift dupes, honest

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
yo...that girlfriend dumped is a dupe. I tried submitting it a while back too. I discarded it, sorry bro. Here is the original: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Beauty-of-Live-Television
here is your version
http://www.videosift.com/video/Girlfriend-dumped-on-live-TV

Really, I don't blame you. The original was a horribly named and tagged video making it hard to find dupes.

Thanks for letting me know. I'm really doing everything I can to not sift dupes, honest

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
yo...that girlfriend dumped is a dupe. I tried submitting it a while back too. I discarded it, sorry bro. Here is the original: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Beauty-of-Live-Television
here is your version
http://www.videosift.com/video/Girlfriend-dumped-on-live-TV

Really, I don't blame you. The original was a horribly named and tagged video making it hard to find dupes.

yo...that girlfriend dumped is a dupe. I tried submitting it a while back too. I discarded it, sorry bro. Here is the original: http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Beauty-of-Live-Television
here is your version
http://www.videosift.com/video/Girlfriend-dumped-on-live-TV

Really, I don't blame you. The original was a horribly named and tagged video making it hard to find dupes.

it has sifted...this is a dupe. Can't find the original though.

[edit] here is the original

The finalization of Russell Crowe's Australian citizenship was delayed on Wednesday, because officials couldn't finish the paperwork in time. After Crowe was born in New Zealand capital, Wellington, his parents moved to Australia when he was a young child, and he has lived there ever since. The Oscar winner was set to become an official Aussie at a ceremony at Canberra's Parliament House on live television on Wednesday, until it was cancelled at the last minute. A spokeswoman for broadcasters Ten says, "The producers did look into it as part of the telecast but the Government wasn't able to facilitate the process in time. He's keen but they couldn't do it in time. There are obviously certain protocols that need to be adhered to."
http://www.imdb.com/news/wenn/2006-01-27#celeb5

So how did she feel about the spokesman's comment?!
I guess we'll never know.

It's always been a secret dream of mine to be on live television in a bathrobe.

Here it is.
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Beauty-of-Live-Television

*Discard

I think this rationale should extend to other crimes as well. Shoplifters wear a sandwich board. Armed burglars need to confess in person wearing pink leotards on live television during football games. Bank robbers need to prepare a figure skating routine and wear a tutu. This could work!

Sorry, this is a dupe of this one:

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Beauty-of-Live-Television#leavecomment

And here in my post is the clip in context from "The Chaser's War on Everything":

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Chaser-Will-You-Divorce-Me-Context-for-The-Beauty-of-L

Both videos are in working order.


*discard

CBS network censors demanded that Morrison change the lyrics to Light My Fire, by altering the line, "Girl, we couldn't get much higher" (because of the possible reference to drugs) before the band performed the song live on September 17, 1967, on the Ed Sullivan Show. However, Morrison sang the original line instead, and on live television with no delay, CBS was powerless to stop it. A furious Ed Sullivan refused to shake the band members' hands, and they were never invited back.