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@bobknight33

You're just mad cause you got a little dick.

Go away. Burn your computer. Only read the bible.

Just because you can't wrap your tiny brain about complex concepts..

Doesn't mean you have to come here to mock everything that you're afraid of.

Tags for this video have been changed from '5 Things I Dont Understand About Women, smegma, peyronie disease, blister beetle' to 'money, break up, little dick, sex talk, questions, answers, lies, abuse, truth' - edited by xxovercastxx

I liked the 'little dick' joke at the end.

>> ^rottenseed:
I feel really bad that Beyonce had to be pulled into this. How awkward for her. Hopefully she bought Taylor Swift some nice bling and took her out to dinner where they bonded and talked shit about Kanye's little dick.


Apparently later on that evening, Beyonce won best video and called Taylor on stage to give her another chance at an acceptance speech. Very classy move.

I feel really bad that Beyonce had to be pulled into this. How awkward for her. Hopefully she bought Taylor Swift some nice bling and took her out to dinner where they bonded and talked shit about Kanye's little dick.

It makes me laugh that there are some in this world that are so intimidated by a cat, they would bring harm to it. Forget having a little dick, you're actually afraid of a ball of fur. Now THAT'S pathetic.

>> ^EndAll:
I think it was more about the point he was making, advocating gun ownership ("an armed society is the only way to protect against tyranny" type stuff) liberty, don't tread on me, and all that jazz.


Yeah...that or he has a little dick and this is his way of compensating.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'cock, shot, infomercial, jesus cards' to 'cock, shot, infomercial, jesus cards, big dicks, little dicks' - edited by kronosposeidon

I think it's a pseudo sixth sense in a way. But what you are going to find out about certain things are limited (or perhaps not actually true) on the information contained in the visible/invsible tags of that product/person. This is just another way (albeit a much cooler one) to market a perhaps bad product positively.

I mean come on, you're looking for an STD-free hooker then you find one with a tag that says "100% clean, *click here for her blog about her finding men with little dick very attractive*---*click here about some of the comments of the satisfied customers*---etc...etc...

you picked her up and after a week you found out that your left nut is missing and your pee hole is closing...

kidding aside, this technology is very, very promising.

and FYI I don't have a small dick and I have a perfectly healthy genital. And I don't pick up hookers. And I don't go on looking for some hooker classified adds on some tabloids or internet. And I certainly dont bring 'em in my parent's house to do the deed.

just so you know.

STFU QM.

You and your Republican, fearmonger, bloodthirsty friends are the only ones who talk about the "Fairness Doctrine".

But, just like your bunch, you can't ever speak to truth. The only thing you know how to do is change the subject when you're punched in your slimy little dick.

>> ^videosiftbannedme:
That cop is either a pussy, which means he has a little dick in his pants, or a macho asshole, which means he has a little dick in his pants.
I was taught in CCW class that in order to shoot someone, you'd better make damn sure that all three of these conditions have been met:
1. the assailant has the intent to kill you
2. the assailant has the means to kill you
3. you've got to believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that your life is about to be taken from you.
I'm sorry but as bad as a dog bites/attacks can be, I don't see him getting killed immediately, especially when his buddy would have jumped to assist.
Sadly, nothing will happen to the cop, except (at most) a slap on the wrist. Too bad that doesn't help his little dick problem.


Funny I was taught the same thing. The cop even speed rocked... he could have kicked the godamn dog.

That cop is either a pussy, which means he has a little dick in his pants, or a macho asshole, which means he has a little dick in his pants.

I was taught in CCW class that in order to shoot someone, you'd better make damn sure that all three of these conditions have been met:
1. the assailant has the intent to kill you
2. the assailant has the means to kill you
3. you've got to believe, without a shadow of a doubt, that your life is about to be taken from you.

I'm sorry but as bad as a dog bites/attacks can be, I don't see him getting killed immediately, especially when his buddy would have jumped to assist.

Sadly, nothing will happen to the cop, except (at most) a slap on the wrist. Too bad that doesn't help his little dick problem.

But I was a cute little dick.

Oh God, kp just submitted another pathetic video?! Why does he do this to us?! Oh well, the poor schmuck really has nothing else going for him, so I guess I’ll upvote it anyway. It’s the least I can do for a sifter with a little dick.