A grizzly bear and a wild boar are having sex somewhere inside that koala.

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So cute. Oh, and the koala is kind of adorable too.

Yeah, this is all cute and everything. Right up until she rubs the new Kangaroo's belly and the next day they find Harry hanging from a eucalyptus tree by his belt buckle with a empty bottle of scotch.

Besides, don't koala's have issues with VD in the wild?

I prefer to admire Koalas from a distance. 20 to 30 metres is usually enough

Right there with ya, Kevin.

I held a Koala for a picture at a zoo in Australia when I visited at age 7 or so, and it went all Sabretooth on me and scratched 3 deep cuts right across my forehead.

I think they're hiding plans of world domination behind that cuteness and 23 hours of sleep a day...

Joyce is an ex farmer and one of the National party contributions to the Liberal/National coalition government at the moment. Blunt is probably a mild way to describe him. Another way would be remove the "bl" and replace with "c"... ; )

But yeah, this is another storm in a teacup caused by some dickhead saying something perfectly reasonable in the most creepy and unreasonable way possible.

A simple statement such as: "Mr Depp brought two dogs in without observing Australian quarantine regulations and has been notified that if he doesn't remove them within the next 50 hours, the dogs will be confiscated and unfortunately will need to be destroyed."

Taadaa, crisis fucking averted...

Joyce isn't sucking up to constituents, he's just being his usual charming self. The Nats are borderline irrelevant in this country now apart from making up the balance so the Liberals can actually manage to go toe to toe with Labor (the leftist party). Most Australian's saw this as Joyce being a colossal douche even while recognising that Depp did the wrong thing.

ps. Oliver is also completely wrong about the baby koala. You see those cold black eyes, dolls eyes? And you know how everything over here basically wants to murder the shit out of you in horrible ways? Tread warily lest you wake the sleeping giant...

Koala' Doc this is an emergency!

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Why does it look like the floor is covered in koala crap BEFORE he enters? Not my hospital of choice.

Emus are way darker GET IT TOGETHER BUDDY

http://www.koala.net/images/stories/animals/birds/flightless/emu.jpg

It seems the Australian wildlife is no longer content with trying to kill everybody, they're now into boosting cars as well:

http://www.theguardian.com/environment/gallery/2015/feb/24/koala-tries-to-drive-in-pictures

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two koala go in, and two come out