haha, this is some nightmare alternate reality where Trump has used his fortune to clone himself so he are the only candidates like wot in tha futurama episode. Head-in-a-jar-Nixon does almost seem preferable...

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Presumably you reboot something because you want you capitalise on some combination of the styles, plots, essence and fans of the thing you're rebooting. So if it becomes unrecognisably Star Trek then fans won't be impressed.

But this looks to be going in a different direction than not just Star Trek but the first two films of the reboot as well. To me it could have been any sci-fi action adventure film because nothing stood out that distinguished it as Star Trek (the old or new definition).

Also, who the hell buys Pegg as Scotty really? I love Pegg, but everything about his character is jarring - he's Simon Pegg doing a funny accent and laying the slapstick on far too thick for comic relief only to pop up in an action scene 2 minutes later.

Edit: Maybe because it's a different director? Edit2: Who apparently directed some Fast & Furious films - that makes a lot of sense.

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Just an aside, who thinks Luke has become a Sith Lord to Kylo Ren's apprentice?

Like father, like son? And Ren IS Luke's son, and Luke went Dark Side when Ren's mom was killed by Jar Jar...


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Without a doubt. Still, that one twist could well have saved the prequels. There was no twist in the sequels, there should have been one, and Jar Jar suddenly getting all serious and evil would have been awesome and redeemed the character.

Don't believe this was the plan at all, of course, but it *would* have been a good idea.

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Fake!

The ride, I mean. Cars don't simply come to a bone-jarring halt like that. There are bumpers and crumple zones and such.

Also, seems like a barbaric way to convince them to wear seatbelts. Isn't it traditional to just show them a film of roadside carnage, dead babies and such?

Since you obviously must have a character that translates into a kids toy, fine, this is a huge step up from jar jar and ewoks.

Lucas was a douche for ruining his star wars films with shitty marketing gimmicks. At least better minds are running the show now.

hotdogs in a glass jar? WTF

Also, title seems to be making fun of Americans, but I'll take more kick ass military any day.