Maybe we can attract more women to VideoSift by tagging all the videos submitted "oprah", "dyson", "sanjaya" and "hunk".

I keed! I keed!

It's just choreographed...think of it as a dance. A ballet almost.

Of course it isn't real fighting. If you're really fighting you wouldn't be jumping around like that. Just whack the guy a few times with the spear as a big stick (make sure it's not flimsy either like the one here, but a solid hunk of hickory). He'll block it or try to a few times, but after his forearms and elbows are broken, it's easy to come in to whack him on the head a few times, then when he's passed out, a quick stab with the spear should finish him off.

EDIT: Wow, after reading what I wrote I realize that I sound like a total psychopath. Sorry....

its' a freekin' vulcanized hunk a steel, powered by a spinning magnet....labs' use em' to stir shit,...forget the name.....Great Idea!, when we no longer need labs, or researchers, we can buy these at Hospital and Puniversity Estate Sales....

School House Rock Roundup:

bill original http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=8633
bill familyguy http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=8635
bill simpsons http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=8851
snl conspiracy rock http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=4921
hankerin hunk cheese http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=1134
the number three http://www.videosift.com/story.php?id=4208

Voting for this despite the fact it had to obviously staged - or is there a store you know of that wouldn't chain down a laptop like that which is on display? Not to mention how he's almost hamming it up for the camera....

Or is it? http://www.itatwork.co.nz/

From the Google Video comments:
"James
5 days ago
It's a long shot, but if anyone recognises this guy, grab our contact details off www.itatwork.co.nz and give us a call."

Elaborate prank on itatwork, or real crime?

Despite the incredulous comments ("") I still think it's staged - footage quality is so good, and they went through the trouble of setting it to music. I mean, come on...


More comments from google video - I find the idea that these might be empty plastic display models amusing.

dirtypanda
7 hours ago
Then again....if the store is dumb enough to have an item like that on display without a electronic lock/alarm.....then I re-assign the idiot name to the store.
dirtypanda
7 hours ago
Everyone knows its on display like that with no electronic lock...it was just a mockup. Idiot thief doesn't know the difference and stole a hunk of plastic.
Jokerr
7 hours ago
OK, why were the laptops not locked down???
Anonymous
7 hours ago
Awesome! I used to be a professional thief, and I can tell this dude has been at for years!

hee hee hee...Cleaning Hunk makes my tummy tingle.

Understood.

Being a 'modern woman' is sometimes difficult, but I'd never complain about juggling the whole career/mommy thing if I could have the Cleaning Hunk every once in a while...

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Great post sfjocko, I remember this ad fondly. I think there was Simpsons reference a while back to this, that made me remember it. Now, how about SchoolHouse Rock? Conjunction Junction, what's your function?
And "Time for Timer" "I hanker for a hunk of, a slab or slice or chunk of, I hanker for a hunk of cheese".

God, insidious the way that was implanted in my maleable childhood brain forever.