Lyrics in English, more or less:

Magnificent, magnificent
You were magnificent, I was pathetic,
we were magnificent,
magnificent,
you were magnificent,
I was pathetic,
we were magnificent.

Hey, baby, oops : young lady,
I swear I won't hit on you,
I am single and since yesterday, damn it,
I cannot have children, but anyway that's not... Hey, come back here!
Just a few minutes, come on, I did not insult you, I have my manners,
and I'm quite a bit plastered and for guys like me
you have other things to do, you could have seen me yesterday,
when I was

Magnificent, magnificent
You were magnificent, I was pathetic,
we were magnificent,
magnificent,
you were magnificent,
I was pathetic,
we were magnificent.

Hey, take a look at yourself, think you're Mr Handsome
just because you got married?!
This is but a ring, man, don't get carried away,
she'll dump you like they always do,
now about the other girl, did you tell her?
I can tell her if you want, that will settle the matter,
and I'll tell the kid too, if you have children,
you just wait for 3 or 7 years, and then you'll see
how it's

magnificent, magnificent
You were magnificent, I was pathetic,
we were magnificent,
magnificent,
you were magnificent,
I was pathetic,
we were magnificent.

Eh girl, oh, sorry: boy,
you know, in life there are no good and bad guys,
if Mom is a pain, that's because she's afraid to be a granny,
if Dad cheats on Mom, that's because Mom is getting old, what else?
Why the blush? Come on, come back, boy,
and what's wrong with you all
staring at me like I was a monkey, eh?
Sure, you're such a bunch of saints,
you bunch of apes!
Give me a baby monkey, he will be

magnificent, magnificent
You were magnificent, I was pathetic,
we were magnificent,
magnificent,
you were magnificent,
I was pathetic,
we were magnificent.

As fake as your grannys teeth.
The interference is weird, the voices are, the overlays are, the bike rider also looks very fake.

Never saw my granny ever drink water. Diet coke, iced tea, and crappy merlot (w/ice and sweetener) every once inna while. She was one if those 'fish fuck in it' folks, if you mentioned a glass of water to her she'd always get the same wince on her face...

Celebrate World Water Day with hot tub sex or bathing in a public fountain.

Granny was drinking it straight up. Also, I notice everyone was on "Granny Detail" and thought she'd be OK at just one Pimm's.

They were wrong. Obviously Granny has a bit of a Pimm's problem.

I might tend to agree except when considering that her dress may be one she planned to keep forever and ever and pass down to a daughter, but now it has been ruined with a big wine stain across it. (Or far less likely, but also possible, maybe the dress was passed down to her from her mother.)

Yes, try to make Granny not feel so mortified, but also feel free to be horrified and dismayed at what just happened to your wedding dress in the middle of your wedding.

Hmmm, granny must have some issues or she forgot which hand her afternoon drank was in-Hope they can afford the cleaners after the wedding bill....

My grandad wore a solid white zoot suit with a big-brimmed hat to his wedding (1940-1) and threw it out after a passing car hit it with a mud-water splash-Wish he'd kept it-

and we Thank you darlin', from the very topper-most of the heart!

Won't you be the first to offer-up a tasty cookie-plan alien-gal??? Just like yer granny used to send ya in the mail should you be the first thru third to five and perhaps the only goer at this rate....-Love a challenge, and remember, "There's a prize in every package!"




Times-a-wastin' folks, I'd like to get this bakin' ball-a-rollin' downhill before June, got those summer evil-twin birthday packages to get out y'know....

Don't have to be able to cook or bake there pardner, all ya needs't throw a cookie recipe out there that you've never baked but have tasted once er twice maybe....can't be all that too hard, eh? Once'll do-We'll do all the bakin' needed then, EX-strippers n' FE-male bartendresses' will decide yer fate...ON Camera!?

Kind of a win-win-win if yer prone to catchin' some drift...

HINT: You can even submit the NAME of a cookie recipe of some friend of yer granny's that you herd-tell of that she made that you tasted once at a funeral...We can improvise as long as there's some kinna documentation

I had to do a double-take as well but yeah, kinna confusing. Always heard, 'granny' or 'grams' used as an endearing term for one's grandma..

'plays' not played, but yeah, there's probably a butt-load of female grannies who play the drums in the U.S., -There were a handful of all-female Jazz Band in the 30s-40s but their drummers were to young to have been grannies...OR perhaps too gay to want any offspring-Here's one of the hippest on film, Viola Smith....Maybe this was Vega's Granny??


MY GAWD, Frances Carroll (bandleader)....what a LOOKER!

*nibbles on brim of felt coxwain's...

One of the many things I love about Japanese culture...Their embrace of America's polyrhythmic legacy....Show me ONE American granny who plays Jazz drums in a band, and I'll eat hat after hat on the A-train baby....

So this granny was a whore and when the men stopped coming, her servant took over for them? Or was there only ever the servant and his illusions?

Do you think when she was younger she would get gangbanged by the military men or did she take them on one at a time? Either way, that's either a lot of abortions or an army of bastard children.

Or are these all illusions of age, lack of eye sight, and manipulation by one so deviant?

Perhaps during kinder years she was a moral human being.

Or is this the husband and there is no servant? Ahhh, old age and its utter destruction of senses and awareness.

Yeah man, poppies too ya frikkin' flower-murdererin' hop-junkies!!
But yeah, what oohlalasassoon says, I haven't heard about any papers being published like, everyday about POPPIES disappearing in large numbers, take opiates and shut the fuck up! That thumbnail looks like she's about to go all Josef Mengele on that poor bee...

I have osteoarthritis in my genes, mom, granny had it-Hmmmm....

(googles beekeeping)

Daaaamn! Filipino granny rocking the fuck, OUT!

Yeah, "granny" ruined it.