>> ^BoneRemake:
>> ^shinyblurry:
Sorry, it isn't bigotry. I just don't see homosexuals are being seperate or different than anyone else, because they're not. They're sinners, and what they do is sin. It doesn't make them special, it actually makes them quite common. If someone is going to lead a sinful lifestyle, no one should support it.
God gave us rules to live by and one of them is to refrain from homosexual relations. It's only recently that earth has become so corrupt and fallen so far that anyone would actually consider giving these sodomites special status in society. if it wasn't so sad it would be amusing.

Every day you break a commandment or something set right by god. Who the fuck are YOU to say anything? you bible thumping preacher wannabes annoy me because you come on sites and throw your views at people when you themselves are breaking them, there is no way a " true " christian can live in this day and age without breaking something in the bible. You religious zealots are so full of your own judgmental shit it would surprise you to smell your underpants. But god loves you, so sleep well.


God loves everyone, first of all. Second, I have as much right to say what I did as you did what you said to me. You're entitled to your malformed, tumor-swollen opinion. Mine happens to have biblical justification.


Second, if you knew anything, which you obviously don't, you'd know that no Christian is laboring under the delusion that they're perfect. That's why this is called a fallen creation, because it isn't perfect. The only thing perfect was the life death and resurrection of our Lord and Savior. He gives us justification, apart from that we have none and neither does anyone else.

You're right about one thing in a roundabout way, which is that this is all very pearls before swine. In the context of a bunch of googly eyed mouth breathers saying God doesn't exist, where Satans special little helpers file in to preach their faith, not much is going to come out of this which is positive. So, I'll just let the topic die. Enjoy your homo-comedy.

He has Treacher Collins Syndrome!

The Master Plan: Every dead celebrity on the face of the Earth understood one simple rule: take what you've been given naturally and exploit yourself dry. Commonly, these assets include beauty, wealth, talent, and charisma. TsimFuckis understands his God-given assets: a voice to pinch the ear drums of the most hardcore helium junkie, a head two times too small, googly eyes the size of belt holes, awesome pecs, a penis growing out of his spleen region, and a heart full of rage. Because of his self awareness and his willingness to embrace his deformity."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXhiHgxUaaY
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Tsimfuckis

This stupid thing still going on? If you haven't noticed, rasch187 ain't this important. He's Norwegian, remember? No one cares for the Norwegians. They're the turd-like residue left over after the Swedes left.

I'm glad to see thinker247 is here having a lot of fun with his 'First!' jokes. Those are so fresh. Thinker is like that guy that shows up at the high school reunion still making the jokes people didn't laugh at in high school. This clown had the misfortune to name himself 'thinker247', as if after a single comment post we wouldn't realize that was absolutely the opposite of what he should've named himself.

I'm glad they got Crosswords to MC this. That's a lot fun. Who's MCing the next roast? Anagrams? Nothing spells good times like a word puzzle with a knife welding raccoon avatar. I could not think of a more unremarkable person to host this, to be honest. Well, there is one: nibiyabi. "I'll put a pilgrim hat on Darwin and give him some googly eyes. That'll make me the life of the party!" No, nibiyabi, that makes you unfunny. Though, his profile claims he likes cat fart videos, so he can't be all bad, can he?

Who let rougy in here? Isn't there a warrant out for him yet? He's a forty something year old man with an avatar of a naked boy. Rougy fancies himself a poet. I normally like to encourage artists, but after reading his most recent poem Doorways & Beginnings I think encouraging him to continue would be like encouraging choggie to become a linguistics professor.

Good to see laura and alien_concept in here. Two of the resident women on the Sift. I'm not sure what good the two of you will do on here, though, because last I checked Dag and Lucky hadn't installed a kitchen. But, you're two progressive and self-actualized women, right? That's really great. Now, put a @$*# in that mouth and fetch me a ham and cheese sandwich.

Speaking of phallic items in mouths, I almost forgot this roast was about rasch. Rasch is an ugly guy. He is. I don't have a joke for that... he's just an ugly guy. I'm not saying he's the ugliest guy in the world, but his mom had to get drunk to breast feed him. When he was born, his mom tried to take home the placenta instead. Janet Reno is a handsomer man than he is.

I had no idea idea there were so many videos of sifters up. Where do I sign up, there's all sorts of shit on the internet of me doing weird stuff - most of it PG-13 at most.

I don't think a sift-meetup would be possible for me, since the only other sifter in Chicago is critttter, and frankly, I predict that being a little awkward. No offense, critttter, but I can't imagine a stimulating conversaion from a googly-eyed dog.

Thom Yorke! You googly-eyed mofo, I love you.

the 27th?!?!?! i thought it was the 17th!?!?!

*googly eyes*

i can't tell you how many times this phrase has been repeated by me in the last 20 years!!! *googly eyes* lol

looks like your plan worked!!! he's nowhere to be found!! *googly eyes*