I bought a small air compressor for exactly this purpose, but now prefer using a leaf blower. Much faster. I have seen some bad ones, full of dust, pet hair, nasty smoke residue, and spiders. Many people see their computers as an appliance, like a toaster. They want it to turn on and just work, ignorant of what is needed at a minimum to keep it running well. But even a toaster needs the crumb tray emptied once in a while. Unfortunately, it's only when a fan dies or a heatsink gets completely clogged that they notice it "acting funny", "locking up", "making funny noises", or they "think it has a virus". "Oh, and by the way, one of the fans used to make lots of noise, but I figured it must have fixed itself because I don't hear it anymore".

I've got stories.

This one is also up for disqualification since we've decided to stay nit-picky about it:

The focus is on the funny noises in the scene, not the coffee.

They only actually take a few sips of coffee in the beginning as well, unlike the Louis CK video where, again, for a majority of the video, he's in a coffee shop, surrounded by people drinking coffee, ordering coffee, being served coffee, and then drinking coffee.

Similarly, the video below, besides being a shitty video (sorry bmacs27), only mentions coffee at the end and clearly isnt the focal point. CAST IT OUT!

Hey, it seems both are true - the reporter, as moodonia said, and the airplane guy. amazing. I watched the reporter-hit-by-motorcycle-on-fire frame by frame and could swear it is a fake. The last to second, the woman making funny noises, it seems she broke the collarbone. That sound is now a huge hit in ringtones

All things considered, reality is less believable than fiction.

Hey that site has a great video of a guy making funny noises as he ejaculates on a girl... yay! Can't wait to see the great sift off from that site!

The only problem I have with withholding information from children is that it really does stunt their growth. While, to most people it may not seem stunted, but that's only because they're so used to the status quo and overall ignorance.

For instance, the absolute best example is baby talk. People seem to think it's cute that the babies make these funny noises so they make them back. Well, kids learn through imitation so guess what! The kid thinks that's what it's supposed to do. A kid can actually learn to speak at a surprisingly young age if given the chance. The way to do that is always talk to them as an adult. If you don't use the words, they'll never learn the words.

The same goes for gender identification. When looking at a baby, you can't tell what sex it is unless you can see the genitals. But, tell someone it's a girl and they say how cute and pretty she is or that's she'll be a heart-breaker. Tell them it's a boy, and you get he's handsome and he's going to grow up to be a strong man. It's all BS of course, cause if you told them the wrong gender, they'll start saying that anyways. But the sad part is, just like with language and anything else thought, the sooner you start them, the stronger the impression. False gender identifications such as such are the main source of indoctrination that plagues our society as it is.

So yes, I am all for telling kids everything from the start. The more information, the higher the level of information, the better. Start a kid playing music when they can first press the keys of a piano will ingrain that way of thought more profoundly than first exposing them to music when they're 20.