>> ^bareboards2:

I always get a little giggle to see that 5 second films are always longer than 5 seconds in length.


Well, if they wanted the video itself to be five seconds long, they'd have to either have no opening/closing title, or the film itself would actually have to be two seconds. Which probably isn't enough time to do anything.

Really? Because I'm a fairly hairy fellow, and I have a Philishave shaver that works pretty much perfectly for me. If I wait much longer than a few days between shaves then I have to use the trimming attachment before I can shave normally, but aside from that it works great. Certainly, it's easier than going through the trouble of putting on shaving cream and having to rinse the shaver every five seconds and all the other rigmarole that goes with non-electric shaving.

Best. Five. Second. Film. Ever.

Please tell me they're writing a sequel.

Five second rule.

Wow, that Starbucks commercial that opens the clip makes me want to hunt down and kill the director. And when the guy says "express your love" into a megaphone, tightly bracketed by the ubiquitous AE video noise effect, it makes me wish for nuclear apocalypse within five seconds.

Yeah, saw it on Sunday and couldn't quite put my finger on what exactly had caused this feeling of "juh?"

I realized that as a self-defence mechanism my brain had blocked this *fail out.

[Abject horror detected: total reboot of Krupo's short term memory in five seconds....]

most of them went for about five seconds too long.

Your video, The Top 20 Five-Second Films, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

Cruelty to animals!

And why the fuck would anybody have a clock that makes a barking sound every five seconds?

Obligatory

Edit: Beat ya by five seconds, Bob

I seriously doubt Panavision would donate cameras and equipment to anyone who wanted to make a proposal video. This guy had to know someone important at Panavision.

Also, did anyone else notice all the cool things they did during the 'life flashing before their eyes' montage? Sure it doesn't cost a lot to go to a baseball game or skydive, but sailing your own boat typically requires some decent cash. And seeing how they're at a 'Dodgers' game, I'm gonna just assume they live in Los Angeles, and docking a boat out here can be expensive. And the wifey-to-be is a 'show jumper' which seems like something privileged hoity-toity people do.

And he hired a production team. And that looks like it was shot on film, or if HD it still looks like it was color-timed and sound mixed which costs big dollars. And did you see the rock on that ring?!

I was completely jealous for about five seconds then realized he's getting married and all felt right in the world again.

This is a prime example of infotainment purposefully trying to get the audience riled up. It would have taken less than five seconds for them to mention that swastikas have many different meanings in different cultures, and I can't believe that somebody in that newsroom hadn't heard about that fact.

"How China is turning our kids into Nazis, tonight at 11."

He's going about it all the wrong way. I would have stopped everything and said "Hold on a minute, I just have to get this out of the way." Then I would have turned, stared directly at her tits for a full minute.

Then, I would have turned back and said, "There. Done."

Five seconds later, "Nope! Didn't work..." Then I'd turn and stare again for another minute.

I am on the way to the transporter on Alpha Ceturai, the cab driver says: Hey Mon, you gonna DIE when you get erased in that box. I say "Nonsense, I have been doing this for ten years now, almost daily. I step into the box, and then step out and I'm on Earth. I don't die. If I have a small cut from shaving, it is still there on my cheek when I step out on Earth. I don't even have a break in my thoughts as I am transported."

I just stepped into the box and now I'm stepping out. WHAT? I'm still on Alpha Centurai. I ask the operator: "What happened?" The Box operator says, "Don't worry, we are having a small problem with the eraser. You are already on Earth. You will dissolve here in about five seconds!"

--- This is the question of consciousness. If there is no break in stream of consciousness and consciousness continues to flow, could the person be considered to have experienced death? ---

my smile started at five seconds, my uncontrollable laughter started at 20 seconds.

I watched this when I was like ten and such, like it. now it makes me laugh. THE SHOW THAT ALWAYS GIVES !

Non of their careers really took off into box office smashes for these people did it?