He's sorta like an evil Ferris Bueller.

I don't quite know what to make of it. It's like Uptown Funk with a more 70s / 80s vibe, plus a lanky skeevy drag king (?) who seems to sound like 90s Michael Jackson... sort of ends all Ferris Bueller. Strange.

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "

--Ferris Bueller

I know a guy who is super obsessive about his truck, but he doesn't do shit like take up two lanes, he just becomes obsessive about parking away from everyone else even if he has to walk farther,

Quite honestly, I get it..but I don't. I understand the desire to protect your car from dings and other shit. But not to that degree. just by virtue of taking it out of your garage and driving and parking on public streets, the vehicle is going to get dinged up eventually.

I guess I just will never understand the desire to buy a super expensive luxury car if you're just going to be super paranoid about dings...why drive it then. Be Cameron's dad in Ferris Bueller's day off and just stare at it and wipe it with a diaper all day.

cars get dinged...deal with it you're not special.

Thing is though, that guy isn't THAT fat, so it shouldn't have been that difficult for him to climb over. and once he committed to it, it didn't take him that long. It took him so long because he was choking on his own rage and basking in his over-inflated sense of specialness.

public shaming of douchebags like this need to happen more often.

All of the ferris bueller comments have restored my faith in humanity.

Just for one second I thought we were about to see were Ferris Bueller's dad goes to lunch at.

So tired of all the remakes, reboots, and re-imaginings. They redid Willy Wonka, FFS. Willy f'in Wonka! One of the greatest movies ever made! That's just wrong! What's next? "Citizen Kanye"? "Da GodFatha"? "Arbor Day", about a guy who wakes up over and over on the same insignificant holiday in perpetuity?

Hollywood, you wanna remake something that needs remaking? How about the last three Star Wars movies? Or anything with Ben Affleck in it? Take your pick of Stephen King movies. Godzilla without Ferris Bueller. King Kong without Jack Black. Gullivers Travels without Jack Black. Year One without... ok, anything with Jack Black without Jack Black.

Anyhoo...

Upvote for Emma Stone.

Well, he's certainly not a fry cook on Venus.>> ^Kreegath:

Doesn't it seem sad, somehow? A chubbier, balding, middle-aged Ferris, doing the same routine alone because his friends have all grown up and moved on. I guess there's a moral in there somewhere about conceit and ambitionless high school popularity.

scariest thing about Ferris Bueller was how a spoiled brat like Ferris could be considered a protagonist... oh, *80s

>> ^deathcow:

There can never be a true sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off since Charlie Sheen died.


...but he's not dead, he just self-destr... ooooohhh... I see what you did there.

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Wait. No. right era, wrong movie.>> ^dag:

Is that your purse? That's a pretty purse.>> ^deathcow:
There can never be a true sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off since Charlie Sheen died.

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Is that your purse? That's a pretty purse.>> ^deathcow:

There can never be a true sequel to Ferris Bueller's Day Off since Charlie Sheen died.