I bet whoever had him on their team for fantasy football won for that week.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'nfl, amazing, tricks, talented' to 'nfl, amazing, tricks, talented, fantasy, football' - edited by jonny

Had $20 sitting in my PayPal account from part of my fantasy football winnings so I boomeranged it your way.

Favourites

1) Season - Autumn
2) Place in the world - Yellowstone National Park, without all the tourists
3) Children's book - Any of the Matthew Looney books
4) TV Series - Battlestar Galactica (the new series)
5) Word - butterfluggin
6) Film - Tough call, but I'm going with The Empire Strikes Back
7) Curse - "Twat" seems to be my favorite these days
Creature - Dolphins, even if they are the douchebags of the sea.
9) Past time - Organ donation
10) Person - My son, of course

Which one?

11) Dog or cat - Both, but I own neither. I have two rats.
12) Sweet or savoury - Sweet
13) Cereal or Toast - Toast
14) Tan or pale - Tan. I'm always afraid that I might have bored the pale ones to death
15) Shoes or barefoot - Barefoot. I have hobbit feet
16) Desktop or laptop - laptop
17) Drive or walk - Drive. This is America, dammit.
18) Drama or comedy - Comedy
19) Sex or food - Sex
20) Futurama or Simpsons - Futurama now, but I used to be a diehard Simpsons fan

The Sift

21) Your fave personal submission - Dutch musician with huge ears just wants to fuck you
22) A great comment on one of your vids - the awesome thing about this video is kronos was searching for porn and typed in his favorite fetishes "Dutch, musician, huge ears, wants to fuck me" and he just so happened to stumble across this.
23) Most off the wall member - evil_disco_man. He's quiet. It's always the quiet ones who put severed heads in the crisper.
24) Favourite user name - MycroftHomlz. It shows that smarty-pants scientists can't spell for shit.
25) Your most used channel - Comedy
26) Personal dumbass moment - Giving choggie my email address
27) Best avatar - schmawy's. All of them.
28) Partner in crime - I run with the Hole In The Wall gang, consisting of blankfist, rottenseed, dystopianfuturetoday, schmawy, his sister Issykitty, and alien_concept. Sometimes we let Farhad ride with us, because deep down he so desperately wants to be a cowboy.
29) Do people offline know of your sift problem - Not since I killed them
30) Idea for the site - Glory holes

About you

31) Where do you live - Casper, Wyoming, United States
32) Smoker/non-smoker - non-smoker (quit 12 years ago)
33) Left or right handed - righty tighty
34) Hair colour - reddish brown, with dashing gray highlights
35) Relationship status - I'm in a serious booty-call relationship
36) How tall - 5' 9", or 175 cm. 175 sounds bigger, so let's go with that
37) Children - One child on this planet is blessed with 50% of my genes
38) Ever had an operation - Many:
a. Appendectomy
b. Plate implants for a broken arm
c. Bone graft from pelvis for same broken arm that got horribly infected
d. Hemorrhoid removal - Yet blankfist is still here
e. Torn ligament repair - left foot
f. Torn ligament repair - right hand
g. Lasik eye surgery
h. Foot enlargement - Hoping that by corollary something wonderful would happen
39) Best feature - My beautiful spleen
40) Use four words to describe yourself - Morally bankrupt, donations please

If you could...what, who, when etc

41) Bring a famous person back from the dead - Jesus, just so he could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
42) Give 50 grand to any charity - Cancer/leukemia research
43) Send someone on a one way ticket to the moon - Me. I hear it's a good place to raise a family
44) Relive a moment in your life -
45) Have a superpower - Walking on water, that way I could tell all the neo-cons to shut the fuck up
46) Find out one thing you've always wanted to know - If there's an afterlife
47) Have the opposite gender deal with something you have to - Listen to all the talk about fucking fantasy football in the crapper at work
48) Be president for one hour - Give the Indians everything back, and send whitey back to Europe
49) Delete a period in history - What day was dystopianfuturetoday born?
50) Achieve one thing - Write the great American novel. About robot pirates from outer space.

1. summer
2. home
3. hmm . . . The Giving Tree?
4. Arrested Development
5. disingenuous
6. toughie . . . there's so many; I'll get back to this
7. if I want to insult someone, I get more creative than simple cursing, but my most often-used curse word is probably "damn"
8. human
9. reading, Sifting, fantasy football
10. girlfriend/parents/grandparents/siblings

11. hmm, I love 'em both . . . cat
12. savory
13. toast
14. tan (is this a preference? I'm pale)
15. shoes (barefoot feels so good until you step on rocks and crap)
16. desktop (have both though)
17. walk (no license)
18. hmmm, depends on my mood; usually comedy
19. sex
20. Futurama, hands down

. . . have to get to work, will edit later

I thought a Sift FF league would be a long shot, however if the tide somehow turns, count me in.

In reply to this comment by jonny:
good point MG. I just deleted the league since no one signed up yet. If we can garner some interest, I'll recreate it. We got 2 anyway I think. Or were you just looking for tips, eric?

The videosift fantasy football league. And I was just thinking, "this site needs a horrible abberation of nature that I can get behind."

(well, besides Blankfist)

>> ^swampgirl:
Are there fantasy spectators?


Absolutely! We need lots of corn fed home schooled cheerleaders!

>> ^MarineGunrock:
^ Reminds me of this: http://www.videosift.com/video/Sports-versus-Star-Wars-Nerds


Ha! Right. http://www.videosift.com/video/Sports-versus-Star-Wars-Nerds#comment-395840

I'm a broken record.

my god don't tempt me. I played last season and distraction was just too much for me. I gotta keep my addictions to a minimum (especially things to do during work hours)

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
When I saw your avatar it got me to thinking about Fantasy Football. You have any interest?
http://sports.videosift.com/talk/Anyone-play-Fantasy-Football

I had always assumed it was for wannabe jocks.

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Don't you mean Dungeons and Dragons for jocks?

When I saw your avatar it got me to thinking about Fantasy Football. You have any interest?
http://sports.videosift.com/talk/Anyone-play-Fantasy-Football

*viral marketing for fantasy football

Fantasy Football is Dungeons & Dragons for jocks.