Gross. The over done fake tan contrasting with the horrible bleached "blonde" hair, plus the abs of steel and shoulders wider than their hips is a total turn off for me.

Nice bums though.

The LA/SF-based creative collective Fog and Smog reps the beacon of Venice gentrification at Lincoln and Rose, where producer-types with their fake-tans drive their Priuses to get kombucha and their daily bread. But if "getting real" is what you do in the Venice Whole Foods, what do you call what happens at the Santa Monica Trader Joes?

Nice art and music.

I find it amusing, bordering on ridiculous, when things like this show up the weird lines that are drawn in regards to allowed and not allowed content on sites.

YouTube is usually really snooty about nakedness. And yet here is a video showing a woman who is naked bar from paint for the whole thing and it's allowed.

Allowed because PAINT covers her... she is naked... if they say that paint is allowed, then why not women who use fake tan? That's just paint really... so surely a naked woman who has used fake tan should be allowed on youtube.

Weird, arbitrary lines in regards to what is ok are always amusing.

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.

Or Long Island, apparently New Jersey's equally retarded cousin:
http://www.videosift.com/video/TDS-Long-Island-wants-to-Secede

Also, according to http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/lee-hotti-and-friends , it's what Carmine Gotti's style is, which is why it's "Guido".

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.


That exactly what they are. When I'm anywhere near those beaches on a summer afternoon the smell makes me want to vomit.

My understanding of the term is generally referring to the throngs of identicle-looking spiky-haired muscle-building fake-tanning douchebags that flock to beaches in New Jersey.

While not intended as a racial slur against Italians specifically, it is intended as a derogatory term against whatever these morons choose to call themselves, as I doubt they restrict their population to any specific minority.

Sifts:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Do-you-look-like-this
http://www.videosift.com/video/Douchebag-Beach (is dead atm, but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5weU2olAl-E is a fix)
http://www.videosift.com/video/PSA-Dont-Sleep-with-those-Guys

Pics (or it didn't happen:
http://coedmagazine.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/16/guido-header.jpg
http://www.thatsphucked.com/images/Guidos/Guido.jpg
http://www.vividblurry.com/mt-archives/20030718_guido.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Fd-lgkitTN8/Se_PCT10W8I/AAAAAAAAABg/6zW71sk7KLY/s400/guido-christmas.jpg
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/guido-beach.jpg

It's pretty bad when you are still singing off key even with AutoTune. This is just painful.

My favorite YoutTube comment:

"Jesus. You suck so many balls, dude. You should be embarrassed to be alive. Your mother does not think you are a good singer. She said that you were because she didnt want to find you hanging in your closet."

Another good one:

"missing verse:

oh girl, I got an itch
and it burns like your fake tan
when I see your photo,
I don't mind it that you were onceeee a man
whoah-whoah "

*music

Is that fake tan stuff they put on? Don't they know it makes them look orange?

HOW in all that is considered holy by a pink elephant named Charlie, can ANYONE think for a MINUTE that ORANGE is a good colour to be?

REALLY?

Who puts on fake tan and thinks 'OOOH, I HOPE I go orange'


Oh, and brilliant line 'Going to make you come tonight' ... ... ... 'Over to my house'.

Classy

Looks like they dunked her in fake tan, and that she's the singer from Red Hot Chili Peppers gyno-man-morphed

Looks like they dunked her in fake tan, and that she's the singer from Red Hot Chili Peppers gyno-man-morphed