It's COMMUNIST KEEBLER ELF: THE MOTION PICTURE!

@dgandhi I know a few years ago nearby me in Santa Cruz, CA, A/ELF lit the house of a UCSC professor on fire while he, his wife, and their children were sleeping. I think it was regarded by the police as attempted murder, which seems reasonable.

ALF's spokesman's response was that children of professors are fair game to be murdered: "If their father is willing to continue risking his livelihood in order to continue chopping up animals in a laboratory than his children are old enough to recognize the consequences." http://www.targetofopportunity.com/alf.htm

>> ^9547bis:

>> ^dgandhi:
What is this in response to? I know that A/ELF folks burn shit down, but I have not heard the news of actual assaults.

After a journalist reported on them, the ALF kidnapped him and branded him with hot iron. He as "ALF" marked across his back now.
Edit: his name is Graham Hall. Picture here.


That's horrible. These people are fucked up, plain and simple.

>> ^dgandhi:

What is this in response to? I know that A/ELF folks burn shit down, but I have not heard the news of actual assaults.


After a journalist reported on them, the ALF kidnapped him and branded him with hot iron. He as "ALF" marked across his back now.

Edit: his name is Graham Hall. Picture here.

What is this in response to? I know that A/ELF folks burn shit down, but I have not heard the news of actual assaults.

Where's Buddy from Elf movie?

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/05/25/harvard-exit-abruptly-evacuates-theater-midway-through-documentrary-on-elf


Huh. Maybe I won't go to it.

Oh how I love to guffaw like a lost maniac to someone who looks and sounds like a gigantic metrosexual Keebler elf. At least the luggage bit was seriously interesting material! I don't think airplane related humor has ever really been done before. Lots of golden humor juice left in that untapped well.

She needs to stop with this stupid damn bang crap. She's had a terrible haircut since Elf. That was the last time I would consider her attractive. Everything since then has been terrible. And I think that's a microcosm for her career choices as well, because I thought this looked terrible, too.

It's possible he was distracted briefly by the man in bunny ears and / or the elf on the roof.

Uh yeah. And I'm supposed to take seriously the CHILDREN that call everyone that disagrees with them racists, homophobes, warmongers, greedy, etc. How is someone racist for wanting lower taxes? I'm still trying to figure that one out...

Discounting the glass jaw and virgin ears, it would be less insulting if the left didn't pretend to embrace "tolerance" and "all points of view" while being so insolently insular.

I try to limit name-calling to big name doofs, not fellow sifters. If it makes you feel better, Alohabamarx, Cankles, Slick Willie, Je$$e Jack$on and Kucinich the communist Keebler Elf will never read these posts.



>> ^probie:

QM, with all the name-calling, you really are a nine year old when it comes to voicing your opinion. Which is why yours will never count.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?
Midget, please.


Because in a democracy you don't fuck with the people...and the people protested and show'd big time what's going on. The people in Wisconsin stepped the fuck up...we have to thank them and take it as a great sign that America ain't dead yet.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?
Midget, please.


yo QM,
check your fly..
your ignorance is showing again.
zip that shit up..kids are watching.

Explain again why the Governor of Wisconsin--trying to save his state from bankruptcy by organized crime labor--is being sweated by the communist Keebler Elf from Ohio?

Midget, please.

I'd fuck that elf. upvote