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>> ^sineral:
I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.


Phew, I'm not the only one then... Maybe another company should capitalise on serving the needs of the eHarmony rejects? Or maybe what eHarmony are really saying is "we're sorry, you think too much to be happy with a random person we try to match you up with and our success rates will plummet!"

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>> ^sineral:

I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.


Funny you should say, I'm also very anti-religion (as anyone who knows me here is aware) and I must have just slipped past because I actually made it into Eharmony. That said, I get maybe one match every week and it is always some non-profile of someone that didn't put any actual info into their profile. Probably just someone who fell for their "free communication weekend" bullshit, but didn't actually join... OH WAIT! I mean, my friend... yes my friend said all that I just said!

>> ^sineral:

I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.


rofl! (in a nice way)

I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.

Ok, so here is the super irony. I almost sifted this. I titled it:

"Find men like Blankfist: 80s Video Mate"

Long before eharmony, match.com, and barbiturates, men like blankfist turned to Video Mate to find the lovely tran... ladies...

^Looks like it's eHarmony for you!

>> ^Obsidianfire:
>> ^moodonia:
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What do you think of pale and scrawny? Maybe we should be talking

I can tell you what I think of pale and scrawny. It includes the phrases "busted teeth" and "torn cheek". Look for girls somewhere else, this isn't eharmony.com (In other words, karkarlee is mine. Back off.)


Reeeally? Dude, really? Your head is going to pop when blankfist organizes "Everyone hit on karkarlee-day"

"Back Off" lmao! Holy shit! a tough guy on the internet! Sense of humour ever? Did you seriously think I was trying to hook up on videosift with a line about being pale and scrawny? lol God thats the funniest thing I've read on here in ages, keep beating your little chest, though downvote for threatening violence in siftopia

>> ^Obsidianfire:
>> ^moodonia:
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What do you think of pale and scrawny? Maybe we should be talking

I can tell you what I think of pale and scrawny. It includes the phrases "busted teeth" and "torn cheek". Look for girls somewhere else, this isn't eharmony.com (In other words, karkarlee is mine. Back off.)

Busted teeth and...a torn cheek? Do I want to know what you're going to shove in his mouth?

>> ^Obsidianfire:
>> ^moodonia:
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What do you think of pale and scrawny? Maybe we should be talking

I can tell you what I think of pale and scrawny. It includes the phrases "busted teeth" and "torn cheek". Look for girls somewhere else, this isn't eharmony.com (In other words, karkarlee is mine. Back off.)

>> ^moodonia:
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What do you think of pale and scrawny? Maybe we should be talking


I can tell you what I think of pale and scrawny. It includes the phrases "busted teeth" and "torn cheek". Look for girls somewhere else, this isn't eharmony.com (In other words, karkarlee is mine. Back off.)

videosift would probably be something along the lines of, "hey some people i never met highly recommended you on ____ (eHarmony or match.com or something like that)." "really? same here."