That was good stuff.
Dr. Warren, you're a tool!

*religion

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preach on my Burnaby brother.

*canada

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I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.

>> ^sineral:

I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.


rofl! (in a nice way)

>> ^sineral:

I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.


Funny you should say, I'm also very anti-religion (as anyone who knows me here is aware) and I must have just slipped past because I actually made it into Eharmony. That said, I get maybe one match every week and it is always some non-profile of someone that didn't put any actual info into their profile. Probably just someone who fell for their "free communication weekend" bullshit, but didn't actually join... OH WAIT! I mean, my friend... yes my friend said all that I just said!

http://www.randomfunnypicture.com/pictures/992what-do-you-like-most-dick-eharmony.jpg

Creepy.

I used to work for them. Met Neil Clark Warren. Shhhh.

So Dag and/or Lucky, when is SiftDating coming out for all the sad single sifters seeking sensual supplications? Or their friends, of course.

I dunno, seems kind of shallow to reject women based on their height. Big boobs are important though. Small boobs = no milk = hungry children. Very important.

"Sorry francistan, but nobody likes armpit hair"
LOL

I bet "Ross" now has a great relationship with Birch.

>> ^sineral:
I signed up for eharmony earlier this year. After spending the time to go through their questionnaire, it comes back and tells me something along the lines of "We're sorry, but eharmony is not able to calculate matches for your personality type. But there's totally nothing wrong with you! Good luck elsewhere". I felt...hurt at the time. But this video explains it: I'm highly anti-religion.


Phew, I'm not the only one then... Maybe another company should capitalise on serving the needs of the eHarmony rejects? Or maybe what eHarmony are really saying is "we're sorry, you think too much to be happy with a random person we try to match you up with and our success rates will plummet!"

Yeah this guy just seems like a whiny bitch to me.

Is it just me or is the guy narrating definitely the voice of Jack from the Jack in the Box commercials?

>> ^Entropy001:

Is it just me or is the guy narrating definitely the voice of Jack from the Jack in the Box commercials?


Don't think we have any jack in the boxes up here in Canadia, so, it's just you

What started off as a rant against Eharmony got completely derailed and turned into a moronic anti-religious rant.

Seriously? Dismissing the gorgeous tall women of France because of the armpit hair rumor? How many french women with armpit hair have you seen lately?